#Wilson turns me on
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Hilson core, NOT MY ART!! CREDS TO ARTIST, I FOUND IT ON PINTREST, BUT IT DIDNT SAY THE ARTISTS NAME :[[
@titojefie IS THE ARTIST, TY @wilsons-three-legged-siamese FOR TELLING ME ❤️
#hilson#they're so silly#silly#james wilson#gregory house#i will eat him#rsl#sillyposting#silly little guy#so silly#silly art#silly guy#:3#wilson turns me on#house turns me on#what else do i add#not my art#artists on tumblr
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I need to be sedated bc I’m 2 seconds away from talking about how Logan canonically has night vision so his eyes should reflect the light in the dark and the first time Wade wakes up in the middle of the night to two glowing dots staring at him he gets a fucking heart attack and then they fuck nasty bc Wade thinks it’s hot
#poolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool and wolverine#i am turning that man into an animal more and more each second that passes#he’s a full fledged scrunkly kitten by the end of the day or so help me god
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need the world to know how much it means to me when james wilson wears his cozy clothes
#hate crimes md#dr james wilson#james wilson#house md#robert sean leonard#i wanna see his graphic tee collection i know he has one#hes so cute i wanna drink wet cement so itll turn me into a statue#look at him on that couch i bet he purrs when he sleeps#with zzz's over his head
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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing
#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins#Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson#👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan#one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that#she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here#he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass#he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen#jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You#but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles#Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda#Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey
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#I’m drunk right now and couldn’t possibly articulate how this makes me feel#just. the fact that they’re so codependent that you can see it from mars#+ adding the fact that taub turned in his letter of resignation to foreman in this same episode because he was sure that house would#at the very least ‘implode’ (or straight up meet his demise) after losing wilson…#he’s so real for that#I’m UNWELL#house md#greg house#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#house/wilson#hatecrimes md#chris taub
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Man. If I had a nickel for every time Zac Oyama and Lou Wilson had to rp a breakup-coded fight between their “platonic besties” characters because Zac’s character was experiencing a hard personal internal struggle and decided to leave a group/cause that he wasn’t actually invested in and mostly just joined because Lou’s character was passionate about it and Lou’s character was canonically very charismatic and good at garnering followers/admirers but Zac’s character was one of his only true friends that he fully trusted and was loyal to and Lou’s character was really hurt when Zac’s character left, less by the actual action of leaving and more by the implication that he didn’t care about Lou’s character enough to stay I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s fucking RUDE that it’s happened twice.
#listen. listen. it’s better if none of the bad kids are romantically involved with each other#i don’t actually ship gorgug and fabian that much#but zac and lou can’t just pull that nonsense during the ravening war and then turn around and do the EXACT SAME THING to me in jy#this is a hate crime against me personally and also chandler#zac oyama#lou wilson#the ravening war#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#colin provolone#thane delissandro katzon#gorgug thistlespring#fabian seacaster#colindeli#dimension 20#d20
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Wade: You ever take a nap that so severely fucks you up, you can feel all your past trauma returning to you at 7 pm in the evening?
Logan: What the fuck? No?
Wade: Liar.
#wade then burst into tears#based on a true story#i toom a nap and god it fucked me up so good#i thought sleep was supposed to be good??#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#logan#logan howlett#wade#wade wilson#deadclaws#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#logan howlett x wade wilson#wade wilson x logan howlett#here is my daily poolverine text post#i got too fucked up from the nap to think of something else#turns outtt my brother came home from work early and saw me passed out on the couch and tried to flip me over? which made me panic
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5’3” Logan: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Wade: punch me in the stomach and kiss me when I keel over!
Wade: Stab me!
Wade: kick me in the shin! Tackle me!
Vanessa: just ask him to lean down?!
#new spin on an old incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#everytime I turn my back you guys let them stop trending and I’m not ready for that yet#poolverine#please I want them to be ship of the year#deadclaws#wade wilson#logan howlett#short Logan#short wolverine#god please make more short Logan content#their nearly a foot height difference could save me from the horrors#I’ve been obsessed with that The Proposal AU of them the last two days#but it only updates on Fridays#and I should be updating my own fics
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If it’s all the same to you… I’ll have that drink now.
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#listen... walk with me...#no idea if this is anything but what i do know is it's lived rent free in my mind long enough to need to gif like i need oxygen lmao#the flat 'no' turning into everything they've ever wanted one josta at lunch becoming matching color coordinated mugs#it's mobius turning down the life he knew in favor of one he built then loki reaching for what they want only after it's too late to keep#might be left waiting but at least they've got that drink to look forward to someday :')))#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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Favorite moment in Spideypool fics is when Wade shows why he’s a notorious and feared mercenary
When the happy-go-lucky and joking guy who cracks a joke at every chance he gets turns cold and serious and intimidating
Doesn’t matter if this happens to Peter or to some bad guys, I love it every time
#and then he turns all squishy and cute around Peter#or does he 👀#i mean WOOF#love me some big and intimidating muscular men#spider man#spiderman#deadpool#spiderman x deadpool#wade wilson#wade wilson x peter parker#spideypool#spider man/deadpool#spiderpool#fanfic tropes#peter parker#spideypool fic
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Wade, coming up with bdsm alphabet: What does C stand for?
Logan: Cyclops.
#turning things me and my friends said into incorrect quotes#incorrect deadpool quotes#incorrect x men quotes#incorrect xmen quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#deadpool movie#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#incorrect poolverine#poolverine#wade wilson#logan x scott#logan howlett#james howlett#scott summers#cyclops#incorrect deadpool and wolverine#incorrect wolverine quotes#wolverine#scott x logan#logan x wade#scogan
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NARJ BARK @titojefie apologises I didn’t add it before, my pookie didn’t tell me the artist 🙏🙏
@wilsons-three-legged-siamese sent it to me
#Wilson turns me on#thanks so my pookie for sending me this#james wilson#wilsons three leggedsiamese#gregory house#hilson#he slays#bark bark#ruff ruff#HOWL#i will eat him
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the silly mascot phone comic i got to make for @tgaaizine !! ✨️ thank you so much for having me 💖
#dai gyakuten saiban#the great ace attorney#dgs#tgaa#barok van zieks#asougi kazuma#gina lestrade#maria gorey#maria goulloyne#kazuma asougi#my art#zines#comic#ace attorney#dgs spoilers#tgaa spoilers#nyanzieks#nyasougi#hedgina#this took me forever but it was very fun to draw!!#i want a mascot phone gimmick... many shenanigans possible#it's been an honor to be part of this zine!!#when i got my contributor copy i spent like a week taking it to hangouts and showing it to irl friends... the book turned out so lovely!!#oh and i enjoyed designing a little mascot for maria!! 🤍#iris wilson#wagahai#toby#<- i forgot to tag them at the beginning i am so sorry
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we talk a lot about logans nightmares, but what about wades?
wade waking up with a horrible gasping scream, the memories of the days he spent enduring nightmarish torture for his mutation rushing through his brain at speeds that make him double over the side of the bed and dry heave between his hyperventilating breaths.
Logan waking up instantly next to him, strong hands gently pulling Wade back onto the bed and grounding him. "Breathe, bub, you can breathe. youre safe."
Wade gripping onto him for dear life, tight enough that if logan were anyone else his bones would risk fracturing under the pressure, as he finally comes back to the real world with tears streaming down his cheeks.
Then he's collapsing into logan's arms as the adrenaline rushes out of his system, the sobs shaking his entire body.
He feels safe being this vulnerable with Logan, knowing he understands. Knowing that they have an agreement not to talk about it in the morning and that he wont have to face the pressing questions that would come from anyone else. Logan wont look at him differently, wont look at him with that pity in his eyes that Wade gets from anyone else whos seen him like this.
He wouldnt even feel that his constant need to fill the silence with speaking in those moments, letting himself be drained of energy for one peaceful moment as he comes down from the panic attack, his sobs slowing to shaky breaths. that comforting blanket of numbness that covers him along with logans strong arms wrapped around him. His constant devil-may-care mask nowhere to be seen as he just feels relief in being able to breathe.
#poolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#this turned into me projecting how my panic attacks affect me onto wade but we dont need to pay attention to that
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bitch rewatch it let me help you focus: Logan's body language was (haha) in sync with Wade seconds after that first fight in the Void
#they step forward with the same foot#they turn their head the same moment the same direction#we're not gonna talk about how logan understood wade's cue without much physical or verbal tells during cassandra's lair???????#Logan attunes to Wade's body language HELLA QUICKLY it's so#stfu all his life he'd trained his physical tells and stayed in survival mode that he was SEAMLESS#FLAWLESS in analyzing wade's physical tells believe me#I'M SO UPSET LOGAN IS ACTUALLY SO STRATEGIC AND TACTICAL#AAAAAAAA#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool 3#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 2024#adamantium gays#I HATE HOW MUCH MORE INTIMATE THINGS ARE WITH PHYSICALITY
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#everytime i listen to this song i just see them so i figured why not edit it#doctor who#dw#twelfth doctor#twelveclara#whoffaldi#clara oswald#mine#edits#clara#twelve#clara oswin oswald#hozier#yada yada#clara says people turn into songs#orpheus spent the rest of his time without her turning eurydice into songs to try and feel her again#hm… just like a certain doctor…#there are so many parallels it kills me#12clara#doctorwho#green mythology#greek myth#tbh name a hozier song that isn’t them coded#work song? francesca? jackie and wilson?#all twelveclara coded#12th doctor#clara oswin#peter capaldi#jenna coleman#twelve and clara
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