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Wade: Pissing all by yourself, handsome?

Logan: Wade, get out of the fucking bathroom.

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Wade: Okay, I know its valentines day, and I know you said you didn't want anything, so I made you paper flowers, didn't cost nothing and they'll live as long as our love.

Logan: *trying not to cry and holding out the little hello kitty heart plush to wade* Happy Valentines Day, bub.

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Reblogging cus important

in 2025 let’s bring back being enthusiastic on ao3. leave a comment on every chapter. leave kudos and, if necessary, leave “double kudos” in the comments. tags and notes on bookmarks. the whole nine yards. let’s show fanfic authors how much we love them.

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*Wade finally putting up the Christmas tree*

*Logan staring at the tree like a cat who's never seen lights before*

Wade: Does kitty like the Christmas tree?

Logan: Hm.. *bats at tree with hand*

Wade: HEY no. I'm cutting you off the catnip.

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𝙵𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚌𝚞𝚝𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛

Sorry to diverge from my regular content for a moment, but ust spreading some body positivity I guess, because I got so many insecuritys and dysphoria as a trans guy who isn't the best looking, so i rarely like what i see in the mirror, but for once I did, even if I'm wearing a too small hoodie and two pairs of pj pants, so I decided to paint it digitally and then I wanted to share it here I guess <3

Love yourself even if you don't like how you are. You deserve love.

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*There's a scratching sound at the bottom of the bedroom door*

Logan: Haha I'm coming Mary *he smiles a little, waking over and opening the door for her*

*Wade with a smug face lying on the floor, nails scratching at the wood looking up at Logan's surprised expression*

Wade: I knew it! You do open the door for her.

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Wade: Hormones?

*He glances at Logan*

Wade: I sure hope he does!

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I was wearing rainbow knee high socks with my shorts on and hanging out in my Tuesday group and everyone had complimented my socks

And I go into the bathroom and change my socks

And someone looked at me sitting in the corner and said 'awh, what happened to your cool socks'

And I simply raised my feet off the floor, sticking my legs out and showing everyone my cat paw socks with the 3D toe beans and paw pads and the room collectively gasps and says how cool they are

We're all LGBTQ and neurodivergent if you couldn't tell

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Logan: ugh I need to get on top of things

*Logan looks over the piles of paperwork he's yet to do, why the fuck did he take an office job*

*Wade appears from nowhere*

Wade: I could be one of those things

Logan: Where the fuck did you come from?

Wade: Irrelevant *off to the side* I'm under a lot of stress right now, so I decided I'd much rather be under Logan.

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Wade: When I die I wanna be cremated!

Logan: Wade, you can't die.

Wade: *ignores Logan* I wanna be cremated because it'll be my last chance to have a smoking hot body.

Logan: Wade.

Wade: Yes, my dear honeybadger?

Logan: You are hot.

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Logan: *checks his phone in public*

Wade: *looks over his shoulder at his phone, looking at the news site he was scrolling for a second before loudly shouting* Oh my god, is that a dick pic!?

Logan: *turns his phone off immediately, flushing a little, ready to turn around and gut wade*

Wade: It's pretty small- *he turns and runs and Logan chases after him*

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Bitch I have not even started on the craft elements of my costume yet

BOOOPPP

BOOP BOOP FUCKER

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BOOOPPP

BOOP BOOP FUCKER

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Wade: *handing logan a bag* Hey peanut, could you put away these clothes?

Logan: Why?

Wade: Well, they're what I was going to wear for our date night but I've changed my mind.

Logan: *opens the bag and looks back at Wade a little confused* There's nothing in here but your deadpool mask.

Wade: *smirks* Yeah.

Logan: *realisation dawns over his face and he blushes a little*

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Hey guys, we fuck with this five minute absolutely shit drawing I did on my phone?

He misses his Wolvie

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Logan: *a little nervously* I have something to ask you.

Wade: *a little excitedly* I have something to tell you!

Logan: Okay, lets both say it at the same time...

Wade: Alright, three, two, one-

Logan: *pulling out a ring box* Will you marry me-

Wade: *pulling out a pregnancy test* I'm pregnant-

*they stare at each other for a second*

Logan: What!?

Wade: What-?!?!?