#incorrect x men quotes

[thischerik]

# erik apologist?? he did nothing wrong

[lensherrluvr]

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Scott: If I was to fuck Wolverine- Logan: I'd be the bottom in this situation? You'd be the bottom. Scott: I'd be the bottom? Jean: You're both bottoms.

[magnetoisnotahappybunny]

magneto and charles xavier in their annual "chess match":

[venominomenon]

Wade, coming up with bdsm alphabet: What does C stand for?

Logan: Cyclops.

[ariel-seagull-wings]

Wolverine: Aren't you a little old to carry around a little teddy bear?

Nightcrawler: Really? You think I'm emotionally secure enough to move to Raggedy Ann?

@thealmightyemprex

[seven-oomen]

Logan, meeting a new kid and spending 10 min with them: I'm having another baby.

The kid: uh.. kay

Logan: *pulls adoption papers out of his jeans*

Logan: it's you, sign here.

[magentos-huge-cock]

Kurt: *sniffing, rubbing at his twitching nose*

Peter: Oh sweet, cocaine?

Kurt: Nasal spray. My allergies are horrible this time of year.

[tinkerbitch69]

X-23 #11 by Marjorie Liu with art by Sana Takeda

Jubilee: Is Laura gonna be ok? 🥺

Wolverine: don’t worry about your sister, kitten. Drink your blood.

Jubilee: ok. yay! 🧃🩸🧛🏻‍♀️

Wolvie bringing along blood juicebox’s for his adopted vampire daughter 🥹

[thischerik]

I could never leave you guys hanging @roosterbox

Charles is just disappointed because he actually projected the right emoji this time

[lensherrluvr]

raven: i don’t know what you see in him

charles, choking on blood as erik punches him in the face again: he just has this charm

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Charles: You’re wrong. There’s more to humans than you think. You shouldn’t just be going around committing murder as you please. Those are people, they have families and lives!

Erik: …are you just mad because your middle name is Francis?

[bellamer]

Wolverine: I’ve just inhaled an entire can of febreze and i am tripping balls right now

Cyclops: Oh my god why would you do that ?!?

Wolverine: Better question is, why am I still alive ?

[venominomenon]

Wade: Yesterdays tomorrow's today.

Logan: That's a fucked-up thing to say to someone.

Wade: ...I think we both said things that were way more fucked up.

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

Jean: This is my husband Scott and our boyfriend Logan, and his boyfriend Kurt and girlfriend Ororo.

Jean: And Scott's girlfriend Emma.

Wade: And I'm DP! Which stands for Deadpool. Although I'm sure you were thinking, with this whole Polycule Party going on here, that it probably stood for—

Jean: —WADE. That's Wade. He's.......... Wade.

[ariel-seagull-wings]

Angel: You're married?

Gambit: Yeah.

Angel: In our line of work, that's not exactly a wise move. Your wife --

Gambit: -- Could probably take out the Joker with one hand.