#incorrect poolverine

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Wade introducing Logan to his friends for the first time

Wade: Sorry we're late. I had to wait on my boyfriend to finish eating breakfast. We had dinner last night and breakfast this morning. What were we doing in between? Sex stuff.

Logan: You guys know Wade really well so I don't have to apologize for his behavior, right?

[venominomenon]

Wade, coming up with bdsm alphabet: What does C stand for?

Logan: Cyclops.

[icarusredwings]

Wade: *fawns over logans shoulder* Uugghhh

Logan: ...

Wade: *sprawls out over his lap* UUGGHH

Logan: Wade... stop.

Wade: I can't Im attention deficient!! Ill die if you dont give me attention!

Logan: *snorts* That's not what attention deficient disorder means you crack head.

Wade: Im out of crack. And now im withdrawing from attention, too. *sOBS*

[oatmilk-vampire]

“Hold my fucking hand, loser. We're using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.”

-- Wade and Logan (probably definitely especially while listening to Madonna)

[pandapool]

Wade: i'm in a really good place right now Wade: not emotionally or mentally Wade: just cuddled up to my boyfriend Logan: ... Logan: :)

[worstpool-truther]

Wade, to the tune of 'Somebody Told Me': Somebody told me you had a boyfriend, who looked like the Wolverine, Hey didn't know that guy die 5 years ago-

Logan: will you please stop it's 3am and I've got work tomorrow

[lovingly-made97]

Wade, sliding a credit card down Logan's ass crack: Your balance is- this ass won't quit!"

Logan: *SNIKT*

Wade: Access denied.

[captainmaxatx]

Laura: oh, nice flag!

Wade and Logan: SHHSSHHHHH!!!!!

Blind Al: you dumb gay fucks, I know you put a queer ass pride flag in the damn kitchen! Don’t know why you felt the need, everyone who comes in here already knows about you two gay fools!!

Laura: *looks back at the Canadian flag*

[stoeptepel]

Wade: "Sorry we're late, Logan was fingering me, and it left a wet mess, so I had to change."

Logan: "Stop describing it like that, I was stabbing him and he got blood on his clothes."

Wade: "Tomato, tomahto."

[drac0line1nn1t]

Part 1 | Part 2

[lovethebadguy]

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Logan: I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fighting. Wade: Wow, must be terrible. Logan: Only when I'm losing.

Wade: I suffer from a disorder called Sleep Fuck —

[venominomenon]

Wade: Yesterdays tomorrow's today.

Logan: That's a fucked-up thing to say to someone.

Wade: ...I think we both said things that were way more fucked up.

[ianto-j0nes]

[incorrectanything]

Y/N: Can I go to the movies tonight?

Logan: Bub, I'm not your dad, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Y/N:

Y/N: Okay-

Logan: Be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.

Y/N:

Logan: Here, ten bucks for popcorn.

[pandapool]

Wade: Beetlejuice and i are basically twins Wade: because if you call me 'good boy' three times i'll come too Logan:...