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Captain America, ladies and gentlemen!! ♥️

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hey g- [was about to say “girlboss” reflexively but then realizes you’re transgender and i don’t wanna misgender you]boyboss- [remembers the patriarchy] boss- [remembers i hate capitalism] king- [remembers i hate the monarchy] friend. how’s it going?

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If I had a nickel for every time I fell in love with a Marvel character who's ex-military, has little to no hair, and has the last name Wilson who then finds himself in a best frenemies situationship with a guy who's over a hundred years older, has really nice hair, has metal body parts, was a soldier who was weaponized, and has the first name James; AND both Wilsons' and James' actors have good irl chemistry-- I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Every introvert needs an Anthony 😂

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somehow, they're all the same flavor of gay✨️

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when i was half awake this morning i went on twitter and saw a really cool theory that maya and joe were filming in the old high school radio room and maybe they’re doing like a radio show for hawkins. did anyone else see that. i can’t stop thinking abt it

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so.. he's just standing there while logan is taking a shower, huh?

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I can't fix him, but the vet down the street can. Snip snip

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Yet another bunch of random musings

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Me trying to figure out if the demon saying my name is in my house or the sound mixer

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original flavor deadpool is the disabled and mentally ill representation we needed in these trying times

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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straight people shut up challenge

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laura’s endless list of favourites ● ships ➼ sam wilson & bucky barnes "We're partners." "Co-workers." "But we're also a couple of guys with a mutual friend." "Friends now gone" "So, we're a couple of guys." "I can live with that."k,