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Wade: *mouth full of blood* wahf ih

Imagine this, if you will…

It’s cold outside. You’re not supposed to stick your tongue to anything frozen. Metal gets… really cold… Right? Right.

Enter Wade Wilson. He loves doing things he shouldn’t do.

Logan’s claws. Cold weather.

Wade’s tongue —> Logan’s claws

Chaos ensues. Wade’s tongue gets ripped out of his mouth.

Thank you.

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I'm supposed to be doing schoolwork but

In dofp and logan goes back in time in his 1973 body, he has bone claws. it makes sense, since origins was 1979. except he loses his memory after weapon x in 1979. does that mean he didn't realize he had bone claws?

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Would this technically make war between US and CA?

I literally sobbed about the political state of the us this morning can someone write a poolverine fic were they k*ll the pres*dent

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Poolverine isn't canon- oh yeah well explain this then

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Poolverine isn't canon- oh yeah well explain this then

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

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Guys… I miss Poolverine Summer real bad :(

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I should really find the "why aren't people out cracking nazi skulls" quote and post it again

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Wolviepool Winter

Guys… I miss Poolverine Summer real bad :(

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Sapphic qpr poolverine is exactly what I been sayingggg

Thanks @venominomenon for the inspo 👉👈 I love my blorbos they are so special to meeeee

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Letting alone the fact that Wade is always welcoming Logan with open legs may I know how Logan got in?

Cause I don't see any windows there, the door wasn't broken nor was any wall... Does that man Logan has a key or the password to Wade's hideouts?

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Me still awake at 3am vs my sister waking up at 3am

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surprised this hadn't been made yet

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My sister just slipped this sticky note in my hand.

I'm trying not to lose my shit at how cute and well drawn it is.

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from a young age i knew i wanted to give up when things got hard

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My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).