#incorrect xmen quotes

[karmaspidr]

Reed, finishing a checkup: Well, I'm happy to say that this is certainly going to be a very normal and simple pregnancy and childbirth.

Peter: So there's no chance of the baby coming out looking like Deadpool?

Laura: Elbows him

Peter: Because of the radiation flowing through me, obviously. If you were going to cheat on me, you have much better options than Wade.

Reed, chuckles: Don't worry, Peter. I assure you that your child won't develop any tumours mid development.

Peter, sighs in relief: Well, if that's the case, then we have nothing to worry about. I can't wait for the next nine months.

Laura: Me either. It'll be a beautiful journey.

2 Months later

Reed: Huh, it turns out that accelerated healing results in an accelerated pregnancy. Who would've thought?

Laura, in labour and in tremendous pain: FUCK YOU, RICHARDS!!! DOOM WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!

Peter, online shopping for baby supplies: You tell him, honey!

[manyothermusingsofmine]

I had to

[wilkkio]

Erik: You know, you could make me do anything you want with your power...

Charles: Yes I know.

Erik: Like really anything you wanted you could make me do it.

Charles: I know.

Erik: I couldn't disobey you...

Charles: I'm aware.

Erik: ...

Erik: So are you gonna do it ?

Charles: No.

Erik: WHYYY !! PLEASE CHARLES DO IT, PLEASE !!!

[accelactor]

Erik: Don’t worry Charles. As long as I am here, we will stand together even if the whole world is our enemy.

Charles: Thank you Erik, but may I ask why the whole world is our enemy?

Erik: Because I am here.

[kurtobsession]

Kurt: I'd say I'm pretty comfortable with where I am in life right now.

Scott: You mean on Logan's lap?

Kurt: *unashamed* yes

[cathrrrine]

y/n, mentally: i wonder what would happen if i asked charles-

[distant shriek] [sounds of falling] [door banging] [startled cat yowl] [falling again] [creaking stairs] [heavy footsteps]

[y/n’s door swings open]

charles: *red-faced and panting* yes.

y/n: what

charles, hands on his knees: yes *wheeze* i’d say *wheeze* yes! *laughing*

y/n: you’d…sub in for my 8am class tomorrow?

charles: ye-! wait, no- you…wh? i- *dying breath* [slowly lowering himself down to lie on the floor] you- yeah *wheeze* sure

[lanae111]

Charles while daydreaming: Do you think in another universe, we get married?

Erik: Honey, we are married.

[venominomenon]

Wade, coming up with bdsm alphabet: What does C stand for?

Logan: Cyclops.

[oatmilk-vampire]

Logan coming from 2023: smash

Young Charles: excuse me?

Logan: sorry I'm from the future you wouldn't get it

[charlesyapperxavier]

Charles:

Erik:

Charles:

Erik:

Charles:

Erik:

Charles: *laughs*

Raven: oh my god, stop flirting in your minds!!

[unadulteratedchaoscreation]

Charles: I love you

Erik, scoffing: how many people have you said that to?

Charles: everyone

Erik: what?

Charles: I told everyone that I love you

*erik proceeds to do some shit that makes charles go "erik no"*

[majorstumbles]

Xavier: We need a plan for taking down Magneto.

Scott, high off his ass from taking a gummi Gambit offered him: Chuck.. Logan- wh’t’ef-

Logan, who wants to be thrown as hard as physically possible for Enrichment™️: Yes, yes, good plan. Ignore the part where Magneto will just chuck me out of the way, we’re doing this plan.

[wilkkio]

Charles: Erik and I have to live together because the price of flats is very high.

Erik: Yes, and we had to rent a one bedroom flat because the two bedrooms flats are way too expensive.

Charles: And buying two beds was off budget so we only bought one.

Raven: Charles, you're rich and you own a mansion.

[marvelsgirl616]

Incorrect Cherik <3

Erik: CHARLES! OMG SOMETHING TOUCHED MY LEG?!

Charles: THAT WAS ME YOU MAGNETIC MAN-CHILD!

[kurtobsession]

GROCERY SHOPPING

Kurt & Logan: *both carrying handfuls of beer*

Scott: *not even looking up* No, you put that back.

[cathrrrine]

logan: sometimes i wish the love of my life would stop doing stupid shit and pay attention to me

y/n, in the middle of doing stupid shit: sucks to be you i guess

logan: *sigh*