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Learning there’s grown ass Peter Pan fans who are so obsessed with Peter that they demonize a 12 year old Wendy just because she “gets in the way” and that Wendy purposely acted like she liked Peter just to hurt Tinkerbell

Mind you these people are like late 30 millennials and are thirsting over a character who is eternally a boy and are hating on a 12 year old

Stuff like this is why I’m scared to tell other people I like Disney media. Because why are we demonizing a child to justify thirsting over another child ?

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some more superterrific

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Weirdos: But JKR’s books are so amazing and profound and wonderful literature !

Meanwhile I have a copy of the first book in the basement that I stole a long time ago in the 5th grade that’s just rotting because avid reader me wanted to get into the books because I liked the movies and liked reading in general only to give up and toss it because it had more spelling errors than fan fiction and picked a different book for our silent reading time

I’m not kidding. If I have to I’ll go downstairs into that decrepit ass place (that we are cleaning out) dig out that book and take pictures of all the spelling errors that made me toss it AS A FIFTH GRADER

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Today I learned that people actually pay to watch WWE after hearing several people complain about how they don’t want to pay $30 to watch it since I guess they’re moving again and like

Y’all were paying to watch it in the first place ? I’ve been pirating WWE and all the pay per views for years. Never once gave them my coins.

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My brother and I were cleaning out the basement and I found an old thing to a G1 Monster High stand and a G1 ICoffin that belonged to Cleo so hopefully this leads to me finding some dolls down there

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I never noticed why I didn’t like the Fifth Element movie and only really watched it for Chris Tucker and it’s really because it’s a movie written by a man who married a 15 year old he met when she was 12 and impregnated her by 16 and like yeah it really shows through the movie. Then he divorced his child bride for the actress who played the character he based off of his child bride

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A white man tried to strangle a black woman and no one helped the black woman, so she started beating his ass and then when she was beating his ass THEN a group of men decided to rush over to help but they weren’t there to help her, them went to help HIM to make sure that he was okay ! When he was the aggressor who was already kicked out of then nightclub for trying to choke someone else and got mad at her because she wouldn’t let him back in and then tried to attack her !

So don’t try to pull that “not all men” bullshit because it’s literally all men.

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I feel like that wasn’t Helen’s first time giving that “They will kill you” speech, like she probably gave that talk to Stratogale too, only to be devastated when she died in an accident of all things and that she should have given her the talk Edna probably gave her about capes

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Is there an issue

OOOOH HE’S IN TROUBLE ! Kirk has his hands on his hips like an angry housewife. Hes so cute

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Also it’s obvious that like some mutants like Rianne must be like the second or third generation of mutants and that mutants get smarter as they reproduce

Also this high key reminds me of the Ducktales spy episode. Disney loves their Bond parodies

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How the MCU would have written Mr Terrific

- He’s the token “black best friend” so he’d basically be the Rhodey or the Sam and would be made to be more wise crackey and would follow the white main character around and be all “I gotcha back out there man”

- 90% of his scenes get cut so there would be no “Fun fun fun” scene or scenes of him Saving Supes, they’d promote Jimmy to go with Lois because they’ll randomly say Jimmy has knowledge in Pocket Dimensions because he dated a scientist once or even if he is with Lois he’d be there just to be funny and wise crackey

- He dies somewhere near the end or gets horrifically injured because they’d forget that he’s one of the smartest men out there and can get himself out of situations and would just pull a Darwin 2.0 or just kill him and play it off as a “noble sacrifice”

- Fandom attacks him and overly criticizes him even though he was barely in the movie

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I feel like the other mutants were just test mutants because Lullah wasn’t going to experiment on her dog first without making sure that he’d make it out okay. And that’s why the other mutants are kind of fucked up and stupid and Mr Okay is more advanced

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Just saw someone unironically say “Sydney Sweeney is only republican because her parents are republican, she doesn’t know any better, she’s in a bubble and she doesn’t know about politics”

And like… THAT IS A GROWN 27 year old woman ! The way I googled her age expecting her to be like idk 19 with the way this person is talking and she’s literally pushing 30 ! The way yall will infantilize and make excuses for your favorite white celebs when they’re grown enough to KNOW BETTER is insane

It’s like when people would tell me Vivziepop couldn’t have known better and known that Blaire White was a bad person and didn’t know that blackface was wrong when she was 26 when she did all that ! She was a grown ass woman with a frontal lobe she should have known better !

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So what I’m understanding is that they cut out all the good shit in The Incredibles 2 because they wanted to Girl-Bossify Helen and introduce a bunch of nobody heroes no one cares about and make it centered around her and like… why couldn’t they do both ?

Like the scene with Gazerbeam’s funeral and a memorial for the fallen heroes and Bob and Lucius saving Edna from Screenslaver would have been so impactful and cool and they could have sacrificed a few of Helen’s scenes for these scenes and sacrifice the whole Jack Jack raccoon thing and the other heroes for vice versa. I feel like they waned this movie to fail. Either that or Pixar just sucks at sequels and then picks up the ball again for 3rd movies

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I do believe that Lucius and Honey are in an open semi poly relationship with Bob and Helen. Can’t prove it. But I have the feeling.

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Oh don’t leave this weird fucking excuse in the tags because WHAT

i don’t trust women who say things like “i just get along better with men” ok so you’re an opp…

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I don’t even listen to Beyoncé but why is it whenever republicans or white people in general get a new golden white girl, which, by the way, Sydney Sweeney still hasn’t said shit about all these republicans just endorsing her and associating her name with them and using her name for hatred so that silence is very loud so the eugenics thing in the ad probably isn’t far fetched anymore, but Beyoncé did a Levi’s ad and the republicans are shitting and crying talking about “Beyoncé is fake, she’s the opposite of our pure and beautiful white queen Sydney Sweeney, she’s filthy and disgusting and just not Sydney !”

And like. Why is it whenever you people get a new white girl to fawn over your first instinct is to drag Beyoncé or another successful black woman into it ? Ya’ll have been doing it with Taylor Swift and Billie Eillish for literal years and now Sydney Sweeney is the new token white girl being used to discredit a black woman and she’s just sitting there with her thumbs in her ass while the republicans adopt her as their new queen which I guess was only a matter of time since they went exposing her voter registration status themselves and revealing she’s a republican so like

I don’t know snake found it grass. But stop using mediocre white women to shit on Beyoncé just because you don’t like Beyoncé.