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Interviewer to Clark: So what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

Bruce, grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.

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superbattinson.

thank you for listening

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Everyone’s obsessed with him(me included)

Batman and his harem

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My sweety.

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so happy to see ppl joining the autistic bruce agenda after watching The Batman but never forget our original autistic king bruce rep. u live in my heart forever DCAU batman.  

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Happy late Halloween👋😊❤️

His first halloween

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Bruce Wayne & Clark Kent drawn by Jiro220

“Just one kiss?!“ 

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in this river of ash and decay i once proudly stood with my head up high, never knowing any others. one day, i hope you will turn the tides and change its direction, turning it into something i’ll never see. like the name i gave you, will you forget what once defined us both, and move on. and even if you fail this task, promise me that mine will be the last ashes you spread there. promise me you won’t join me. promise me you will see your own name in a river you took it from, and will find your peace in its waters. and even if they separate us, they won’t ever take your last breath.

— k.

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my brain is back and hard at work thinking about dinluke and the way they are perfect halves of the other - mirrors of each other's pain and struggles and wants and beliefs and steadfastness. how when din pushes, luke pulls. thinking about dinluke and the way in which they orbit each other - two stars drawn together in the vastness of space waiting to collide into something new and otherworldly. din and his steadfastness, hands made to fit in the spaces between luke's ribs. luke and his power, endless and all-consuming, his faith entrusted and whispered into the hollow spaces of din's skin. the spaces in which they allow themselves to cease being warriors for a moment, to lay down weapons and rest within the breath of someone who understands the dark that lurks at the edges of their lives but who chose to reach for hope regardless. dinluke and the endless pleasure of being known. thinkin' of them.

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*happy beeps*

[got to thinking about artoo helping anakin record those videos for ahsoka 🥹]

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Y'know, I want a superbat story from an outsider's pov of someone having a visceral realization at like 3am that it's like birds. Brightly colored bird- or alien in this case- showing off and trying to impress potential mate- in this case cryptid bat thing- who is much duller in color but way more likely to straight up fight something.

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@danashehab has been fundraising since may and is just over €15,000 away from their goal l. as stated in the screenshot people are starting to believe the rafah crossing will open so it’s important to make sure everyone has the funds in case they are allowed to evacuate.

thee shehab family consists of dana (13), sahar (14), mona (9), malak (5), yehya (1.5), fahed, (38), reem (32), and grandmother mona (60). they have been shadowbanned and deleted a few times. you can also find this family at @monashehab

EDIT AUG 24:

The family has had to raise their goal to cover their extended family’s evacuation fees since they are unable to make a new GFM.

The new goal is €85,000.

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Anyway I need a fic where Bruce, Oliver and Harley are roommates

Bruce offered additional pay to have a single dorm (Alfred bribed the board) Harley randomly showed up at his apartment because she was hiding from her prick of an ex and didn’t have anywhere else to go.

“SANCTUARY.”

“Please don’t yell at me. I punch when I’m startled.”

“Okay sorry.”

“Would you like some tea while I beat him up?”

“Yes”

Oliver specifically requested a transfer to Gotham for his final year, and decided to make this introverted bitch’s life as hard as possible.

Also.

Bruce somehow acquired a baby child from crime alley while he was picking up groceries (ramen noodles and monster drinks) and his only motivation to graduate is look good on the application.

He’s in a perpetual state of “I miss my baby so much I have to go see him” and “I am night. I am vengeance. I— Harley. Please stop taking my eyeliner. It’s unhygienic.”

“Blah blah blah, I’m gonna be a Crazyologist, not a nurse.”

“Bruce we’re literally 4 hours away from your place”

“Ollie please drive me.”

“God — FUCK ok. Only if you PROMISE I’ll be godfather.”

They’re all also vigilantes; But that’s the boring part.

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your honor my client has dark brown eyes hes allowed to do practically anything under the sun. yes. by every law ever written exactly right your honor. yes he can approach the bench so you can take a better look once again

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Robert Pattinson voted "Sexiest First-Time Dad" and I sprinted to Battinson HQ to deliver the news 🏃💨

I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!

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Battinson and Dick going trick or treating as Batman and Robin. Except Bruce is Robin and Dick is Batman.

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Batman likes dogs a lot, likes their loyalty, their strength- but he's always liked cats a lot more, and they've always been drawn to him.

He doesn't stop to pet them, they see this as him being polite and minding their personal space- so they follow him around. He doesn't even notice that one of the boys has brought home a cat until he finds one asleep on his chest while he's working on a new design.

Diana thinks this is adorable and will stop to scoop up every cat that follows him around, Clark calls him 'Cat-man' for weeks, comparing Bruce himself to a black cat variant.

Batman does not find this funny.