#Where is the rest of the Batfam
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The headache and the ringing of his phone was what woke Bruce up⌠without seeing anything (the light only increased the pain) he groped for his phone from the floor next to the bedâŚ
"Father, how could you do such a crazy thingâŚ" the angry voice of his son was the first thing he heard when he answered the phoneâŚ
"Damian, I don't understand you, what madness?"âŚ.
"The one you committed yesterday and nowâŚ"
a noise on the other side of the bed was what finally woke Bruce up⌠and it was what he saw in his hand when he turned to see what he was doing that allowed him to understand what madness Damian was talking aboutâŚ
âŚ. he had gotten married drunkâŚ
#batman#bruce wayne#damian wayne#tim drake#tim drake need coffe#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#barbara gordon#alfred pennyworth#dp x batman#dp x dc#justice league#Let everyone continue this post#Who did a drunken Bruce Wayne marry?#By the way#he got married drunk in a chapel with a Batman impersonator#Batman impersonator with a Santa hat#The photos or the video are all over the news#How do you think Bruce ended up so drunk to accomplish such a madness#Where is the rest of the Batfam#How will the Batkids react?#Are there new siblings?#Is the new husband or wife one of the Fentons?#Is the new husband and wife Superman and Lois?#Did he marry a Supervillain?#Did he marry a Lantern?#Did he marry Wonder Woman?#Did he marry someone older or younger?
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The wrong DNA test
( what if, Sheila wasn't really Jason's mother? The system is already corrupted, then what about the test?).
A huge brawl containing every rogue had started at the time of Halloween, causing the people from downtown to fled there home's as joker had clownized the whole neighborhood with his goon's.
Every bats had taken to groups to take out the three parts of Gotham's as the rogue's had started to make alliances, some had lasted quite long while had conflicts, and causing a big damage to Arkham asylum,
It didn't take long before they captured all of them, none of the bats questions as they observed Jason glowing green eyes starting to flick, they thought it was the pit again, growing wary of the cooperation, but Crime alley was involved and that mean business to Red hood's turf.
Catherine todd love her son as her own even if not biological, Jason knew that. But her thing with drugs couldn't make her stop.
Sometimes after that, they could hear Jason humming a tune,a nice melody from Damian's statement saying that Jason muttered to him â lullabyâ as Jason continued to read his book, maybe it could be from Catherine,
they knew how Jason's past with Catherine todd, his mom even if not related, Catherine loves her son like her own kid but her doing drugs and... overdosing couldn't be stop.
Maybe Jason just remembered his mother maybe reminiscing atleast something familiar...even if it was a bad time.
Jason had constantly have been hearing a woman's? Man's? Voice, singing him a lullaby...it soothing, like as if he known and loved this melody...and that's where the dreams kept coming, there was a person, giving him kisses, Talkin to him stories, singing him lullabies and soothing him, he could dream that he was actually a baby, a baby from a normal couple, well don't count the luxurious baby room.
Jason had took out a conspiracies why he was getting this dreams, ( he swears he's not becoming Tim) and voices, maybe like a misshapen memories from the pits of victims? No it's to peaceful for that, maybe magic? He already contacted Constantine but surely hang up after knowing who it was-
Just how is he getting this dreams? Unless it wasn't.... So he proved again his point, he started a DNA test, again but none had records...of Sheila being his biological mother...that was weird, last time he had a test was from the time as robin..and before his-
So he went to that hospital who had said where Sheila had given birth to him, and most of shock is that no one knows a mother giving birth named Sheila haywood but had a document of a baby, of one Jason jay nightingale, the most believing part was that it's the same day he was born in.
His mother, Daniel F. Nightingale was said to be trans as the doctor who help his mother safely delivered him, And saying that his mother loved him,
one Sheila Haywood had the constant trick to get him and taken him as his own, because his mother's family was a wealthy one they practically sold him to her.
Jason had thought that maybe his mother's family never wanted him to have a son with a man from Gotham's crime alley.
Meanwhile Danny had just been YEETED to the DC universe before the start of Batman's justice thing and had been adopted by a very wealthy fruit loops couple as there kid, so he stayed as the couples daughter even pretending, because he owed ghost writer a favor for the last time, and as DC universe exist so it's story, and one thing for sure the child he had to give birth in this universe has a very complicated fate,
he did the one night stand from his supposed friend Willis Todd? He had to befriend him as Dalia F. nightingale the supposed Wealthy daughter who fell in love with a peasant trope, and gotten pregnant making it a scandal, and reaching to his âparentsâ circle and getting that drama.
But he never thought he would care for his child, his little jay, his ghost side would purr in delight when they held Jason, he was a very hard sucker especially from his pacifier or his breast, it's so weird being in a women body,
but the way his âparentsâ sold his son to the women who was supposed to get his son killed and being revived by cheap parody ass of ectoplasm.
He went feral, he had an argument to his âparentsâ but all fell deaf ears, he couldn't find his son in one of the hotels nearby where that BXtch was.
And that time was where his part of the script was fulfilled, ghost writer already took him, both sides of his, were angry.
He. will. get. his. baby. back.
#dcxdp#Danny phantom#dcxdp crossover#Mom!Danny#Batfam#Jason todd#portraits#When the bats find this they decided to help find Jason's Mom only to find out she went missing#his Jay Nightingale now#yes- im getting of topic#so lets just say that clockwork has also has some things involved with his#dcdp#batfam#and ghostwriter#so if this doesn't go to your timeline aus or smth or cannon idk what to say#when the bats found out about Jason's investigation to find his mother#they gladly help but after finding where jason's grandparents who sold him to Haywood#they meet with them#and the whole revealed was much more depressing because His mother died/missing/suicide#Ghost writer was the one who plan the...The death scene.#so jason is sad#and very much wants his momma#because thats how ghost parents shit is right?#yeah i dont think im educated enough#So the grandparents are like grieving for there son (yes they accepted his trans btw).#and let jason and the rest of the batfam in there manor/castle ( cause there seriously old money) and introduce jason to his mom's things#portraits of danny#telling stories of danny in his youth.#but they avoided the way he âdiedâ for ghost writers plot conveniences but they mention#green...like ectoplasm but they just called it green liquid.
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In Death's Embrace
Jason x Death!Reader
His head is in your lap, the sun peeking through the black locks of his hair. He grumbles at the light interrupting his nap, and turns and presses his face into your thigh. You chuckle, carting a hand through his hair just like he loves you to.
Heâs at peace. The world is at peace. Heâs safe here, in your unending embrace, and he knows heâll never have to leave it. He knows thatâs the way it should be.
âYouâre so clingy today,â you tease him, and he chooses to ignore your words. The quiet is peaceful, and he longs for more of it, even as he wants your words too. Of course, as always, you understand. Instead, you whisper sweet nothings to him, gazing out at the wheat fields surrounding the two of you.
Thereâs a book in your hand, the one that doesnât pet him. Itâs in a language he doesnât know, doesnât recognise. Itâs probably as old as you are.
He didnât know much about you. He didnât need to. He understood who you were, what you were. He wasnât stupid. He understood that you comforted billions of others, held them like you held him. Maybe once he wouldâve been jealous, but he knew that feeling was pointless too.
Here, you wouldnât let him feel anything but peace. Here, he neednât want for anything but you, and youâd always give yourself over to him freely.
Your hand pauses in his hair. It tightens. Jason likes the feeling, likes anything you do to him, but he senses your tension, and opens his eyes. Youâre not looking at him, instead staring up at the blue sky. Mouth pursed, you tilt your head.
You look back down at him, smiling softly. Itâs the same as every other smile you give him, but he doesnât like it. Doesnât trust it. Somethingâs wrong, and heâs filled immediately with a sense of panic he hasnât known in years.
âFascinating,â you say, and Jason pulls himself up from your lap, grabbing your hands in his. You let him move you, let him pull you to your feet, donât resist as he follows his instincts, running into the strands of wheat like hell is on his heels.
It might be.
âJason,â you call his name, your voice calm despite his hurried breathing, âJason, dear.â
He pauses just long enough to look back at you, to look at the blue sky cracking open in jagged edges, to see the reeds pulling backward into a gaping void. He can feel the sucking gravity, and he plants his feet against the wind. Youâre unaffected by the tear in the sky, your hair calm, your clothes still.
âJason, itâs a good thing. Not many get a second chance,â you cajole him, pulling on hand from his grasp to cup his chin. He leans into your touch, savouring it, needing it.
âItâs not. I wonât leave you, I canât,â he whispers, his words almost lost in the roar of the wind.
âYou have no choice,â and your eyes are almost⌠sad. He doesnât think thatâs right. He doesnât think someone like you should feel sad. Youâve seen so much, know so much.
What does it say for his future? What does it mean, when Death looks at you with pity?
âSave me, please,â he begs you, and you shake your head.
âI have no choice, either. You must make the most of it, Jason. You must do your best. And Iâll be here when you come home, waiting for you,â you promise him, and he has to choke down a sob. This isnât right. This isnât how itâs supposed to be.
He was supposed to have you forever.
âHow can I when youâre not there with me?â
You peer into his eyes, and the void rips wider behind you.
âYou wonât remember me, darling.â
The last thought, before it takes him, before it swallows him whole, is that thatâs the worst part.
Part two!
#jason todd x reader#jason todd x you#jason tod x y/n#red hood x reader#jason todd imagine#jason todd headcanon#red hood x you#red hood x y/n#batfam x reader#part two?#ive also got an idea for persephone!jason x hades!reader#where hes hopelessly in love with you and very grumpy everytime has has to go bring spring in or whatever#and youre âlike the fate of the world rests on this go do your jobâ and he's like âbut babe :(â
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My Jason Todd meets Venom au is, V gets stuck in an alternate universe and bonds with Jason. It's like, he would be a perfect host, but the Lazarus pit side effects are hostile to symbiotes, something like that. They get by well enough. Red Hood is also a lethal protector, so after a rocky start (being possessed is never a picnic) they get along pretty well!
V: I miss EddieâŚ..
Jason: I know bud. Do you wanna go eat a rapist? Would that make you feel better?
V: âŚâŚ.yes.
I'm imagining a point in time in which Jason has a truce with the Batfam but doesn't contact them regularly. Most of them are feeling pretty okay about Red Hood and then suddenly he starts turning into a giant monster and eating people. They are freaking the fuck out. Every time one of the bats shows up to check on him Venom is like "these people are bothering you. can we eat them? can we pleeeeeeaaaaaase eat them?" and Jason has to take several deep breaths so that he manage a "no"
#this may be dumb but in my brain their alternate form is called 'Red Venom'#who mostly looks like normal Venom wearing the red hood#like you can tell that is isnt really a helmet. it melds into the rest of his body and is made of the same material#but it looks like an expressionless mask until it splits open and reveals Venom's gaping maw#when venom finally gets back to eddie he won't stop talking about jason and how cool he is#eddie gets sooooooo jealous#until eventually V is like: Jason is Jason. We are Venom. We thought that we liked Jason but if we don't that is okay#and eddie has to be like: no love I'm sorry and I'm glad that you made a friend#transmultiversal playdates where Red Hood and Venom kill a buncha bad guys together â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸#dc#batfam#jason todd#venom#venom movie#since i mostly know those characters#eddie brock#dc x marvel#man i don't actually know what tags i should be using#my rambles#oh right#tentatodd#lmao
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I've read some fics with Dick being rescued from Tarantula (usually by Jason) and he usually kills her... And it always bothers me that we never get Dick's reaction to that ? Or that he is okay with it at all ?
Yes, Dick was sexually assaulted by her in the comics but it's not the only thing that happens to him in this arc.. Specifically the reason he is there on the roof, having a panic attack/being in shock is because he finally broke and made the choice (in an extremely compromising emotional state, pushed to that point by blockbuster) to let someone else kill Blockbuster, How do we think he would feel if someone did the exact same thing for him not even five minutes later ?
I'm not saying, you the reader, can't want her gone or whatever,I'm saying Dick, as in the character specifically would not want her dead and he would not be okay with someone else killing her for him either and he is already robbed of his agency by her, shouldn't he get that agency back when it comes to dealing with her ?
#i also have an issue with fics where Dick is forced by spells/truth serum/whatever else to tell the rest of the batfam what happened instead#of getting him to the point where he makes the choice to tell them#tw: sa#tw: r*pe#trigger warnings: rape#dick grayson#dc comics#nightwing#jason todd#batman#if you are going to talk about sa even in fiction you need to actually give the agency back to the victim of said sa
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while i do love the concept of the batfam meeting a de-aged bruce pre-jeremiah, i think i love the concept of them meeting him mid-jeremiah best
#the absolute mental anguish in this orphan would make him prime adoption material if he wasn't literally their dad#g!bruce meets batfam#i guess that's what i'm making the tag be for when i post abt this + related topics then#jeremiah is just a whole 'nother level#rn i'm at the part where the bridges just went down and WOW#yeah all of gotham prolly knows bruce is batman with how he just went out beating up bad guys on rooftops with no mask#no mask no fear no secret identity#bruce right after accepting his fate as the dark knight!!! i love it#i love this boy#gotham!batman#gotham!bruce wayne#gotham tv show#gotham#joker#the joker#jeremiah valeska#jerome valeska#bruce wayne#gotham!bruce#gotham!bruce in regards to the rest of the extended batman universe is what i so wholeheartedly crave atm#stole that tag straight off my last one but i prefer the shorter tag more for typing purposes#gotham tv#gotham tv series#tv: gotham
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One day, mid way through a meeting, the zeta tube announces the arrival of Batman. Everyone turns to give him a piece of theirs minds for showing up hours late, except heâs barely standing, half his mask ripped off reveals a blue eye that isnât focused on anything, matted black hair full of blood, he has stubble on his chin and heâs missing a tooth. His hand cluches his stomach as a knife pokes through his fingers he still tries to contain the blood, every breath he takes looks painful and thereâs an indent in his ribs that wasnât supposed to be there, thereâs rips all over his suit revealing battered armour underneath, his cloak has long since been torn off and one of his entire boots is missing (along with a sizeable chunk of flesh), and Jâonn cringes over at the pain and hunder and thirst and pain coming from his mind, iced over by vauge shock.
(Sorry about any typos, might write a fic on this I dunno)
#this was originally going to be an au#where no one knows about the rest of the batfam#he throws them comm links with a bat signal on them#and manages to say to go to gotham and bludhaven#and then is brought to emergency care#and even oracles clocktower has been attack#there was going to be roughley a chapter dedicated to each hero finding a bat in horrible health.#nightwing has never been so greatful to see superman#red robin was trapped underground and was holding up ruble to save civillains#he colapses onto green lantern from caffine withdrawl and pain and exaustion and over exertion and-#red hoods only barely hanging on due to pit rage and that is definitely his blood#and ect#and the justice league is horrified#because they get a cold reminder#that the bat(s) is very much human#and while they push themselves to be the strongest they can be#to the point of fighting gods#they are still very much human#and seeing all these traumatised kids pushing themselves so far#too far#to save people#and they all give last words before they pass out#and every single one is about their dad#is their dad safe#will he survive#can they see him#oh please let them see him#heâs their dad he can do anything he can protect them and save the day#and even Red Hood says something along those lines and how he never wanted their relationship to end up like this#lazerswordweilder writes
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Hey I put all the Tim did whatâs on ao3 if anyone wants to see them all together
#batfam#tim drake#jason todd#I mostly did this so theyâll still be findable in 5 months (and in order))#the dick one is posted as a sequel cause thatâs where the rest of the family will go
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The Great Notes App Exodus: Gothic Dragons
Gotham has always been protected by a Dragon, even before it was ever Gotham.
There was a way about the land Gotham stood upon, that was all twisted magics and darkness and feral energy that never quite fit in manâs modern world. America had but one Guardian Dragon - except for Gotham, which was near a law and country unto itself.
Gotham was a sanctuary for the supernatural, but it was not kind. Those non-humans who risked its dark streets were the brave, or the foolish, or the terribly desperate. Gotham was a dark city, and itâs people adapted or were driven out.
(But should a threat ever come for her, all of Gotham would rise up in response.)
So Gotham had its own Guardian, but the Dragon guarded the world outside from Gothamâs brutality just as much as it shielded Gotham from those that would rend her apart.
But, of course, Dragons were only so many, and new blood must be brought in - human blood, as it often was, and so the trend of Dragon blood âskippingâ a generation emerged.
And the bloodline of the Guardian Dragons of Gotham withered, bit by bit, because it is far easier to kill a human of dragon blood than it is to kill a Dragon of human descent.
(And Bruce Wayne has never hated this truth of the world more - because his parents had been Skipped, human, and if they had been dragons, theyâd still be there with him.
But they werenât.
It was just Bruce, a fledgling Dragon, and the butler left to care for him.)
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Although Gotham had only ever had one Guardian Dragon, it had at one time had a whole lineage of Dragons capable of taking up the mantle. As the Dragons intermarried, however, more and more lines broke off with human kin, occasionally producing dragons.
But the Guardian Line had been reduced to one untrained hatchling. And that hatchling didnât much care if it was a Dragon or a dragon that was Guardian of the city, just that there was someone to Guard it.
The problem is, of course, that the hatchling needs training - but he cannot get that in Gotham.
So he leaves.
He comes back ready to pull his city back from the brink, by force if (when) necessary.
Hereâs the thing - Bruce is no Dragon, because for all that he is the last of the Guardian line he doesnât adhere to the rules of that duty.
A Guardianâs duty is to the supernatural beings they protect.
Bruce has already decided that that is not enough. Human or Magical Being, if no one else will step in, then he will.
Bruce might have been the Gotham Dragon, but that didnât mean he was the only dragon in the city.
The thing about dragon blood is that it tended to turn up dragons unexpectedly in families that had been mostly human. A dragon ancestor could have human children, and their children have human children, and then a dragon. It was a recessive trait when introduced into human bloodlines, and especially if it was paired with yet more human lines, but it also was tellingly stubborn - a human may only have a single draconian ancestor hundreds of years back, but they could still unexpectedly turn up a dragon hatchling.
It was just sheer dumb luck that a bunch of said unexpected hatchlings turned up within the span of the same generation.
#The Great Notes App Exodus#graphite writes#american dragon was a show I held close to my heart the entire first season#and then they changed the art style and I Literally Could Not watch it#But the concept is so cool and I love dragons so here it is transplanted onto the batfam <3#I also considered a version where the rest of the batfam are all different mythical creatures or even just human#Dick would be a water-based siren because I love the thought of him longing for the sky like his bird-siren ancestors#the thought is that you have three variations of sirens: the nymph-like sirens who are the oldest and rarest version#The bird-based sirens who came after Demeter charged them with finding Persephone#And the most prevalent water-based sirens from when they threw themselves into the sea when they couldnât lure in Odysseus or w/e#So ever since sirens long for the skies and itâs all very tragic <3#Jason would be a werewolf because I adore the image of this tiny floppy puppy coming back as this two-metre tall feral behemoth of a beast#and Tim as always gave me trouble so I decided he got turned into a vampire while wandering the streets alone one night with his camera#Babs had latent naga blood that activated when she lost the use of her legs so now if she wants she can spawn a snake tail instead#she canât go out like that obvi but itâs nice being able to get around regardless of her injury#Cass is human because I thought it was funny that the most dangerous batfam member was the only one who wasnât a mythical being <3#Fuck knows about Steph tho#Some kinda vocal mimic maybe??#Something subtle so that she seems human at first (and second) (and third) glance#It doesnât help that her personality is so loud since it tends to distract people from any of her Otherness
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I'll finish this thought properly later but Batman AU where Bruce sees ghosts
He's always been able to since he was a kid, even used to talk to them until he stopped being so little and imaginary friends were a less acceptable reason to be talking to the air. He thinks it might be an inherited trait, but his memories with his parents are so fuzzy by now and he never did work up the nerve to ask Alfred, so.
He just lives his life like this. Solves crimes 90% of the time with his own skills and intellect, and occasionally gets help from an aggrieved ghost.
And then he goes to Haly's Circus. The Graysons die, all three, in the middle of their act, but only one sticks around. Little nine-year-old Dick hovers over his parents' bodies, shoving fruitlessly at people he can no longer touch when the cops come to process the scene.
Bruce lets himself be herded out with the crowds, but can't help staring at the too-small ghost from the corners of his eyes when he returns as batman not too much later. Nor can he ignore when the kid starts popping up all over Gotham, fury sparking off his blurry edges and well on his way to becoming something much more malevolent.
It's always been his rule not to get involved beyond an occasional errand or solving a murder - supernatural problems are better left to experts, and no matter how much Bruce can see ghosts, magic's never been in the cards for him. He'd tried when he was younger, the grief of his loss burning under his skin, and convinced he could bring his parents back if he could just manage one little spell. Needless to say he'd given up and focused on much more practical pursuits, swearing off magic and the supernatural as much as his inherent ability allowed. But there's just something about this one kid.
In the end, he just can't help himself. He gets involved.
Gotham's night is especially damp and dreary when he finds the child on a rooftop. He watches from behind his cowl's lenses as the kid shoots him furtive glances every so often, seemingly debating with himself before steeling his resolve.
"The others say you can see us."
It's not a question, but Bruce answers anyway. The kid -- Dick, he introduces himself later -- talks his way into staying at Bruce's side while he investigates the Graysons' murder (and maybe, this once, Bruce doesn't fight him too hard. There's no where and no one to return this child to, and maybe Bruce can see some of himself in those not-quite-opaque blue eyes).
When they find and apprehend Zucco, Dick disappears. Bruce is almost sure the kid's faded away like most of the ghosts he helps (and if he has to ignore the tightness in his chest at that thought then so what?). At least, he thinks so until he comes back to the Cave (the Batcave, Dick had called it at one point and Bruce hadn't found it in himself to argue the silly name) and finds Dick perched on the Computer's console, kicking his feet like it's just another Tuesday to be spent running down leads.
"You're still here," he says, dumbstruck. Dick rolls his eyes and flashes one of those big performer's grins that Bruce has come to learn mean mischief is afoot.
"'Course I am! I knew you'd be lonely without me, B."
Bruce doesn't respond. Dick doesn't leave. And if Batman gets a little more involved in supernatural matters than he had previously, well that's no one's business but his and the odd little bird at his side.
#batman#batfam#thoughts and headcanons#i swear this was supposed to be SHORT#but anyway! i'm heavily intrigued by batman collecting himself a flock of ghostly crime fighting kids#who can either stay eternal ghost children or who can sorta kinda grow as time passes too#kind of a pick your poison thing#works particularly great with isolationist batfam AUs#also AUs where only some (or one!) are ghosts and the rest are actual people#because then you have Bruce i've-raised-a-vigilante-child-before wayne panicking bcs#raising a living child is A LOT harder than raising a ghost one who can't really get hurt on patrol
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LMAO HE WOULD
Duke: âsorry Iâm late, I was being noseyâ
Tim: [raises eyebrow] âsince when are you casually nosey?â
Duke: âIâm nosey when Bâs standing in the yard yelling into the voidâ [opens blind] âsee? He looks like man whoâs on his final straw with godâ
Jason: [leans back] âah, him and Clark are fighting againâ
Duke: âwhy does he do this?â [points at the window] âis the is normal?â
Tim: âClark pretends heâs doing missions to avoid being yelled atâ
Jason: âso Bruce just yells at him from wherever he is knowing Clark will hear himâ
#still obsessed with that one issue of tec or whatever#where theyre at batburger#and duke is just in shock that bruce is eating the burger with a knife and fork#and the others were like#dw about it this is normal#duke needs to be in more canon comics with the rest of the family just being ???????????#dcu#batfam#incorrect quotes#batman
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You mentioned that all the Wayne's post thirst traps. And that Damian's are like Victorian women showing some racy ankle. What does he consider a thirst trap then.
Have you ever seen a man in a dark turtle neck sweater.
#sophie speaks#sophie answers#also he thinks the rest of the batfam are pathetic and embarrassing but ALSO he's just. too competitive#its beneath him. but also he got like 20k more likes than dick without even posting ass in yoga pants so who is winning#his thirst traps are unbelievably obnoxiously artsy#'paint me like one of your french girls damian' 'what the fuck did you just say to me'#he would do it btw if you offered to nude model for him i think like you'd actually see his brain explode#thats off topic ANYWAYS all his posts are like beautiful lighting that makes it hard to see him#and hes always fully covered#suits and shit. he also likes those domtop shots where the camera is literally pointed at his shoes#people go crazy over that and while he wont admit it its very obvious he feels quite smug about it#its like a cold war for him he's never gonna speak it out loud but he IS winning (delusional)#in reality its pretty evenly matched. everyone except cass and duke have extremely feral fans tho#reader in www is one of them lets be honest#stan twitter queen you know her posts where going viral
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tl;dr: I think being trapped in a time loop would fix him
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I read like two different jason time loop fics which both featured jason coming to the cave for help or resources when people didn't expect him there which makes me think that the loop helped make jason aware that he could come to his family for help and anyways jason gets stuck in a time loop shortly after becoming the Red Hood bruce is aware or at least suspects his identity but he hasnt communicated that to anyone else yet so for a couple of loops jason tries to figure out what's going on but all of his league contacts are either unhelpful or unreachable within the time frame and he gets frustrated and he spends a while just. living out all of his sadistic fantasies he gets to do every dramatic reveal, he gets to kill each one of them, and they're spitting and defiant and telling him he isn't the jason who died but after a while it stops being satisfying and he gets desperate for a way out he knows by this point that bruce hasn't told anyone about him, so his new plan is to talk to one of them away from bruce and just lie Dick is the obvious choice, and that's how jason finds out that dick has been hallucinating him while he's been gone he is not very useful. it's really hard to convince him that jason is legit and then he just gets really emotional and doesn't pay attention to the time loop at all also jason feels really weird about it
so he tries tim. he's like. okay. he doesn't know you're the red hood. you just have to be civil to him for one loop and when it turns out he can't do anything you try something else but tim is also like. really emotional about him apparently? but when jason tells him there's a time loop he takes it really seriously tim is like "why didn't you go to bruce?" and jason is like "i tried that. when he finds out he makes it worse" which is a very plausible thing for someone in a time loop to say so tim believes him Tim's like "obviously i have to verify" and jason is thinking to himself what a waste of time this all is. but tim gets his permission to bring babs in on things and that's how jason finds out about oracle and the clocktower so thats useful at least they use babs equipment for blood tests and tim grills jason on things only he would know and jason is like. hey. why do you know any of that stuff and by the time that tim is satisfied that Jason is who he says he is and that what he says is happening is happening the day is basically over and jason is like well thanks for nothing
and Tim's like, oh, sorry, this is just the setup. next time just tell me this timeloop code, I'll know that I trusted you enough to give it to you so I'll listen to whatever you say which actually does work to Jason's surprise, tim just asks him how many times and what they've already tried and they get down to business tim always has a freakout over jason being alive but that freakout can come at different times of the day depending on how jason plays it jason is still mad at tim and frequently snappy with him but it takes a few loops for him to just yell at tim that he's the red hood and he's been killing people and he was planning on killing tim (not strictly true originally but like. he has done it, so) and tim is like. hm. that makes it pretty personally dangerous for you to know my time loop code, since it makes me just drop everything and listen to whoever says it. but also i think you do need help so i guess I'm still glad you have it. and jason is like WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
anyways on a later loop tim convinces him to sneak into the bag cave for the tech and bruce catches them there and jason is like well that's this loop shot but bruce is just like âŚâŚ. jason? 𼺠you came home? anyways the fic is about jason realizing that he never needed to do all that shit, and actually he finds it rather distasteful, and he can just. go home. if he wants on the last loop he has to like leave gotham to go stop whatever is causing this and it takes all day so he doesn't even talk to them so he has to make the real choice to start up relationships with all of them for keeps and by that point he's experienced so much time loop violence that the first thing he says to bruce is, I'm not gonna kill anyone, at least for now. we can talk about the morality of it and stuff and i will legitimately discuss it with you but right now i just don't want to so that can be our truce and bruce is like, sobbing at having his kid back he uses the code on tim one last time and tim jerks to attention but Jason's like nah relax the loop is over, just wanted to say thanks for all the help
#that should be a new gimmick polls blog#would being trapped in a timeloop fix them or make them worse#for example I think a timeloop would be devastatingly terrible for either dick or tim's mental health#bruce could go either way#partially depends on if it's a normal time loop or one of those ones where your loved ones die over and over i guess#ANYWAYS#under the hood era jason timeloop would be FASCINATING#the incredible violence he would get up to#and eventually realize is empty and meaningless because none of it changes the ways in which he was hurt#(none of it changes anything actually. because timeloop)#and that the only way for him to really start to heal is to move on (and get help)#the fam dealing with him post timeloop would be. so confused#like we are going directly from duffle bag full of heads to jason showing up at the manor like awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck#like heeeeeeyyyyyyyyy guysssss...... can i come in.........#alfred is not mentioned in my spiel because jason was specifically avoiding him for the whole time loop fiasco#the rest of the 'family' being horrified by what he has become is something that jason has convinced himself is what he wants#he wants the catharsis of their guilt and failure#but even then he knows that seeing alfred would just make him sad#babs barely gets mentioned but I don't think jason was mad at her and also he didn't know she was still operating at first#once tim reintroduces them they get a pretty good rapport going#i mean as good of a rapport as you can gain when one of you has to start over every day. y'all understand#this is too many tags#jason todd#red hood#dc#dick grayson#tim drake#batman#batfam#time loop
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Anyways also on the topic of fics I want to read but am too lazy to write myself:
one where dick Grayson finds out heâs the biological son of idk deathstroke and lady shiva. The fucking DRAMA that would cause. Esp bc I want it to be that Bruce has known for a long time and just never told dick âto protect himâ so dick obvi blows up at him and freaks out and for funsies letâs make him a teenager maybe still Robin but also I want the others there too so hmm idk. Either way I want him and Cass to become bff best siblings but also I want dick to confront both deathstroke and lady shiva bc he wants to know what the FUCK happened and why he ended up in the circus and long story short someone else kidnapped him as a toddler and literally shoved him into the arms of the Graysons who were like đ¤ˇđťââď¸ âguess we have a kid nowâ đ¤ˇđťââď¸ and they just never rly got around to telling him he was sort of adopted?
REGARDLESS they were both fucking devastated when dick disappeared and so theyâre over the damn moon that heâs even still alive?? Letâs make him younger than grant & joey (do I want them both to still be alive? Havenât decided yet) so that Slade has extra guilt thinking his lifestyle once again got his child hurt/killed. Do I want cass to be older than him too? Idk itâs 50/50 but I do like the idea of her remembering having a baby brother but bc they were both so young she didnât realize they were the same person when she meets dick again when she goes to live with Bruce.
I just want the drama but I also want the hurt/comfort aspect specifically the comfort
#personal#fic ideas#this idea has been bouncing around my head for at least a year and a half#bc I read a single fic where the rest of the Batfam finds out heâs the biological son of deathstroke and lady shiva when he gets deaged#but I want him to Not Know and I want him to be conflicted about wanting to tell them/get to know them#Iâm just gonna start posting all the dumb fic ideas I know I wonât ever write so maybe someone will eventually do it for me lmao
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I think instead of lame excuses like "Cass is away in Honk Kong" or "[x bat] is doing stuff from his team of heroes" or just ignoring Steph's existance altogether, it would be funny if fanfics took members of the Batfam out of comission by having them have their own fanfic-related clichĂŠ adventure
Like, a Jason-centered fic where he asks Alfred where is the replacement and Alfred just goes "oh, Master Timothy has just been possesed by himself from thee-years into the future and is away trying to prevent our horrible deaths" and that's it, Tim is having his own time-travelling fix-it fic in the background which is why he's not mentioned
Babs on a Babs-centric fic where she could really use some advice asking Bruce on comms where her Batgirls are and Bruce non-chalantly answers "Steph has been hit by a love potion and Cass has offered to help her to her apartment", Babs waits a moment and comments "oh... do we get the 'congrats on kissing' banner ready for tomorrow?", "no, I think it's a slow burn, give them a week" and the rest of the fic happens without them
Dick, entering a room and finding Duke "hey, is Damian acting weird this morning or what?" "I think he said something about being stuck on a time-loop until he learns the true meaning of christmas" "aren't we on july?" "Yeah I thought so too but when I asked he mentioned he had already gotten my help on two loops so I just left him be" "well I needed help with a case, you in?" and the rest of the fic is a Dick and Duke team-up
#batfamily#batfam#dc#dc comics#dcu#fanfic#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#cassandra cain#orphan dc#stephanie brown#damian wayne#robin#duke thomas#signal dc#alfred pennyworth#barbara gordon#oracle#batgirls
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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.
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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.
the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)
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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:
Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?
Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:
Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???
Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a minâJeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?
Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!
Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now
Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that
Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?
[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]
Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.
Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)
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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.
#jason: are you sure your boss wont be mad?#jeremy: he's only mad like 50% of the time im sure we'll be fine#jeremy: also we hate working for him.#jason todd absolutely treats his employees well u cant convince me otherwise#dick after the mission: the HELL was that??#jason fondly: just my goon children. im so proud of them for moving onto weapons trade instead of drug dealing :)#dick: that man was older than you. pretty sure most of them were older than BRUCE#jason: dont disrespect my family like that.#dick: Jason IM your family. i was literally held at knifepoint during your little reunion and you did NOTHING#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#dc comics#incorrect quotes#headcanon#crack#fanatical posting
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