#thoughts and headcanons

[starculler]

thinking about those posts that talk about Batman being a literal cryptid. the monster that haunts gotham. a monster, a ghost, a ghoul, the shadow of a vengeful soul that sweeps in to defend the weak and downtrodden. that extendends one shadowy, near-incorporeal arm to the victim and pulls them into the shadows only to come out in alone under the lamplight in front of a hospital/shelter/home.

the literal urban legend all gothamites do and do not believe in, whose only human connections remain an aging british man in a lonely, decaying manor and a host of children reported missing over the course of decades for one reason or another who grow and die and live in the shadow of a city just as willing to embrace them as it is to eat them alive

[nomorefstogive]

Hi! 🦀 here thanks for answering my idea. Here's what I imagine what would Mania form! Chief would look like;

Credits to the original owner of the character Ping and the artist Neytirix! You should check out their arts in Twitter,yt, and deviant art (those are the only platform I know from now)

Basically I took the 'consume' in a literal way- like- in the future Mania form! Chief consume the first ever black ring(BR-000 if i remember it correctly) or consume the Mania in the city like those contamination, corpus, Corruptors etc. Probably the Sinners but instead their suffering or manic I guess? So yeah :D I hope your doing alright, drink plenty of water, gets some rest and good night

I like this design for their Mania form, something otherworldly and unnatural in form, wholly alien to our world and understanding, not quite solid, and yet not quite gaseous, a form of matter unknown to all making up a body that defies all other explanation beyond monstrous.

I can picture the Chief loosing control as the Mania overwhelms them, shadows and mist erupting from their form as they scream and howl in agony, the shackles burning with their pain as they begin to twist and distort into the monster pictured above, a howl slipping past the beasts lips as it surges towards BR-00, where it begins to feed on the power, culminating in a monstrous metamorphosis.

I like to imagine that they also possess a human form that they can switch into, after they achieve this state of Apotheosis, their eyes changing into the symbol of the Illusory Moon as the shackles coalesce into a halo above their head, wings of dark red and black, the colors of mania, mingled with the white and blue of Hypercubes mingled with the colors as they cast an ominous glow over the Chief's surroundings.

Part of this design is inspired by an idea I have that Mania is setting the chief up to be some form of Messianic figure to use as a means of securing dominance over the world, utilizing an angelic form to make them appear more divine to humanity, but I digress on that front.

This design makes me imagine their form as being more cosmic and otherworldly in nature even when human, the wings gaining an almost nebula like quality, the reds, blacks, blues, and whites mingling in constellations and galaxies.

Their hair becomes as comet trails, burning wisps of platinum gray light with the colors Mania and Hypercubes, of Madness and Order, reflecting from within the trails of light as the hair lengthens to caress their heels with each step, their skin gaining a faint glow as their clothing mends of any damage as they begin to walk towards their Sinners, their arms outstretched as though to embrace them as their eyes blaze with power undreamt of by mortals.

I feel this change would also manifest in their mentality warping, where as the human form embodies their desire for order and stability, along with their juvenile state, with the Mania form and their altered human state representing their growth into their own desires and mania, perhaps not quite their adult hood, but the middle ground between the pair, or mayhap a fusion of both Mania and Order.

The changes of their personality could be something as mild as them becoming more selfish, more determined to achieve their own happiness amidst the world, to something as major as them becoming near tyrannical in their views of matters, disdainful of those they cannot shackle and bind to them, and seeking to spread mania to all so that they may bind all to them.

In addition to this, I feel that their powers would alter, the normal Protestats, I think I spelled that right, growing to nightmarish levels of power, a Dark Sound becomes enough to level buildings, an Empower can recharge entire squadrons of Sinners, and a Last Stand, can make an entire legion fight like the hounds of hell made flesh and bone.

The Mania form would likely possess not only these powers, but also the ability to feed upon the Mania of the Sinners and to copy and or utilize said Sinner's powers as their own, something their human form would share to a lesser extent.

A towering monster of Mania is already a loathsomely powerful foe, but one that can call forth Ignis's flames along with Kelvin's ice to cause temperature explosions brought about by super cooling and then super heating the air, along with Chameleon's Hypnotic powers and Adele's ability to alter Memories to insure that none would even be aware of just who or what they were fighting unless the beast wished the m to be, perhaps even erasing its presence entirely until it is ready to strike.

There is also the fact that having absorbed so much Mania, it is likely the Chief would be giving off enough mania to turn any person in an enormous radius around them into either a sinner or a corruptor, with the sinners being the only ones able to draw near to them, their Mania monster form would likely have a radiation field of Mania able to effortlessly envelop all of Dis in its grasp and begin to contaminate all of those present.

Beyond all of that, I feel like this transformation would mark the beginning of a complete and total breakdown of Dis as Paradeisos and the Underground are faced with the the Chief's control over Mania and Sinners, along with their own power, reaching the point of being able to challenge both of them with ease as they become the one ready to flip the chessboard betwixt the two factions as they make their own play for Dis.

Would the Chief's actions be born out of malice?

Unlikely.

But as the saying goes, "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions," and one can only imagine what the Chief would do in pursuit of any noble goal with their mind and form altered such.

Like it or not, a new age would dawn for Dis and the world as a whole, and only time would tell if it would be a Golden age, or a Cruel Age.

At least that is all I have at the moment lol, sorry for the rambling, I got carried away again.

Take care and stay safe.

[ranger-ribbons]

zords eat metal and gemstones.

because of this, metal beams are basically string cheese for them.

it is also why construction sites are infrequent in cities with rangers in them, the zords can and will eat the metal beams.

also i think it means the samurai rangers feed their zords paperclips.

the dino thunder zords sorta just ate the wall to make the zord bay under tommy's house.

Oh my godddd, Rangers become uncannily good at finding gems (not nearly as often as the zords prefer) for their zords to have as treats. Rangers also frequent home depots and office supplies aisles at various other stores for paperclips, thumbtacks, and any other metal things they can find cheap. (Rangering doesn't exactly pay well. Or at all.)

I love it! Thank you! @hesploro12

[madhare0512]

A Comprehensive List of Spideyfist Interactions (pt.7)

Hello and welcome back to: reasons Spideyfist is canon. A series where I take you through each episode of The Ultimate Spiderman and show you why I believe that Peter Parker and Danny Rand are dating in canon, or at least that they are each other’s favorites- and also give you commentary on the show itself as I do

Warnings for: episode spoilers, season spoilers, action/injury description, unsolicited commentary, probable cussing, violence, caps lock

this part features episodes 14 through 20 of season 2

S2E14 The Incredible Spider-Hulk

- No notable interactions

- Fuck SHIELD and their bullshit Hulkbusters

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S2E15 Ultimate Deadpool

- I'm not gonna lie to you, in the process of making this post, Tumblr glitched and I lost a lot of progress, this episode and the entire episode above. I'm not rewriting it, so the gist of the first 2 minutes is: I don't like that Deadpool just stole the show and the audience from Peter because Peter is "boring." I also don't like how Fury has set up the team against Peter.

- taking deep, calming breaths Shooting your ally/trainee in the back is akin to telling them that you cannot be trusted or relied on. Fuck Coulson.

- "Not impressed." Yeah, well, you shot your trainee in the back with zero warning or previous experience. Fuck you.

- Also, you can only hear Sam and Ava laughing in the laugh track, so honorable spideypowerfist mentions. Also counts to spideyfist

- You're showing your fucking favoritism you asshole. Do fucking better

- You are spraying it RIGHT IN HIS FACE

- "Somone explain. Now." Nova goes to explain "NOT Nova" Reason number whatever why I don't ship them

- If Peter replaced Deadpool in the show does that mean that Deadpool was the leader before Peter?

- Listen, I fucking love Deadpool in the movies and the comics, from what I've heard, are fucking superb. In this iteration? No. No, I hate him. I hate Deadpool and SHIELD in this show

- There is WAY too much emphasis on this alleged agent for me to believe a word Deadpool says.

- Peter is being singled out for training and it's disGUSTING

- There are no snitches among the Ultimates. Not today anyhow

- Deadpool is a liar and master of manipulation

- My poor dumb boy

- Okay, the more I rewatch, the more it becomes clear to me that Deadpool and Peter are supposed to be parallels or mirrors

- "I'll give you 1000 bucks for your brain!"

- "Sleep them with the fishes"

- "Nice of you to finally visit my school" Forshadowing~~~

- Okay I hate him but he's funny

- SEE? SEE???

- Deadpool is scary when he's actually trying

- "How about telling me the truth?"

- Deadpool's origin story is so wack

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S2E16 Venom Bomb

~ Is this the-? looks at the episode number Oh, no. Not yet, I think.

- Saving the teammates like a boss!

- The nightmares Peter must have every time he faces the Goblin

- In the fight, Danny strikes after Peter, which counts

- Danny and Peter are standing RIGHT next to each other after a battle againnnn

- Peter WANTS to be able to take the win, but he knows his adversaries too damn well for that

- Hey, they're standing right next to each other again!

- Peter doing his best with Harry when he's Spiderman

- Ock just gets weirder and weirder looking the more time goes on

- They're gonna study the fucking symbiote but not try to find a cure for Osbourn?

- Infectious Venom disease!

- Goblin being absolutely AWFUL to Venom

- Where's the team in all this??

- One of the worst things you can do to Doc Ock's character is pretend he's evil for fun. This show doesn't do that, but the fact still stands

- And again I say, people forget that Peter is an accomplished chemist just the same as he's a wonderful hero

- Because you're Spiderman and Spiderman is a hero and you're a wonderful, selfless, brave person, Peter Parker

- Peter and Ock working together lmao

- Peter’s a goof, I love him

- At least Peter gets his damn props

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S2E17 Guardians of the Galaxy

- Oh!! This episode indirectly has big evidence!!

- Peter using his abilities to shove garbage into the can

- PETER SEES A TALKING RACCOON AND ASSUMES HE LOST IT OMG

- Okay, so remember how in The Journey of Iron Fist, Peter follows Danny to his home country to find out what's going on and get Danny back? That's not exactly what's happening here. Peter was accidentally abducted in this one

- Peter was so fucking respectful and kind when regarding Danny’s home country and turf, but when it's Sam, he's snarky and complains the whole damn time

- Rocket is just so fucking casual about this

- See, even under attack, Peter is complaining about Sam getting him in trouble!

- Peter demands answers from Sam, he didn't do that with Danny, he was very calm and respectful when asking for answers with Danny

- Peter doesn't listen to a WORD Sam says ever, he's oblivious and not a good listener, reason number whatever why I ship what I ship

- It's literally only after he figures out Earth is a target that Peter decides to work with the Guardians

- Peter gives these "Ki-ya!" shouts that sound almost exactly like Danny’s

- This episode and The Jouney to K'un L'un are literally parallels

- Even if he doesn't LIKE Sam, Peter still considers Sam a friend, still loves Sam as a brother

- Peter didn't accept Danny going back to K'un L'un for a single second, but when Nova says he wants to stay with the Guardians, Peter accepts it without hesitation

- And then once Sam's back on Earth, Peter's right back to fucking with him like nothing ever happened

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S2E18 The Parent Trap

- No notable interactions

-One of my favorite things that Luke does is he just fucking throws people for funzies. That's his whole thing, he THROWS people when he's fighting and needs to team up

- We're going through the team's backstories this season, which I think it's fun, and it's actually kinda funny

-Yes, Peter, 'parents' parents

-They're so fucking biased against Peter and it pisses me off

-I love the way these guys protect and look after each other, it's super cute and lovely

-See this is what happens when you start harping on your teenage heroes. They start ignoring you and don't listen when you try to offer important information

-Luke wanting a perfect reunion is so fucking relatable

-Spiderman only calls his friends by name on missions when it's important or in an emergency, the team members who know his identity don't call Peter by name unless off mission

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S2E19 Stan By Me

-No notable interactions

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S2E20 Game Over

-Danny talks about how fun the LMDs are and Peter immediately starts going into detail.

-I love that the team gets to go all out here

-Danny wants to retreat, Peter says "looks like we're gonna have to 'assess' with our fists" which I count because Peter's not the kind of guy to retreat even if it's deadly and he talks like he was going to agree

-Annd we're in a slow zoom (in the ready room lol) and Peter and Danny are sitting right next to each other

[the-mad-closet]

D,K,S for sexy headcannon + Tommy/Jason and/or Drakkon/Coinless Jason

Sure! I'm gonna do Tommy/Jason

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D - Dirty Secret

Jason and Tommy both kinda want to try double penetration, but neither know a man they want to try it with.

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K - Kink

They both like being manhandled. Tommy kinda has a choking kink and if you take Jason's senses, the results are something beautiful

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S - Stamina

Usually only one or two rounds. Three if they're pushing it. Four if it's a really good day

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Thank you! @ajgrey9647

[illicien]

Don't mind me just imagining Frigga walking around Asgard with young goth Loki. Because you absolutely know he had that phase.

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

[fairiesthrum]

reader who can’t stand satoru but then he gets hit by a curse that turns him into a cat. you find him, to his dismay, and take him home, only for him to realize how different you are when he isn’t around to pester you.

at first, he causes a lot of trouble. breaking things in your house, tearing up the pillows. he just wants to be a human again, but nobody can understand him! but you still take care of him and coddle him no matter how much trouble he causes, so different from how people treat him normally, as if he were a nuisance (which he kind of was on purpose). and he finds himself falling for you without realizing it.

so he stops being a bad cat, steadily losing hope that he’ll ever be human again. and satoru would be lying to himself if he said he didn’t enjoy how you stroked him while you read a book or let him sleep beside you at night. maybe it wasn’t so bad? so he decided then if he was going to be just a cat, he was fine with being your cat.

the higher-ups had taken note of his absence, obviously, and he only knows cause you’ve mentioned it to him. you had this endearingweird quirk where you’d talk to him as if he were a real person.

throughout his stay in your home as a house pet, satoru finds out a lot about you. you’ve always kept to yourself, but you vent your frustrations out to him while he’s like this, and he offers his comfort the best he can. which you appreciate, rewarding him with kisses that he secretly enjoys.

once he turns human again, by some miracle, his first thought is to go and find you. and when he does, you give him the cold shoulder like you used to, and it surprises him. before he realizes that, ah, he wasn’t your pet anymore. he was gojo satoru.

satoru realizes his feelings for you in that moment. when he feels the ache in his chest from your dismissive behavior, it leads him to starting his most important mission yet—winning your heart once more.

but this time, it’ll be as a person, not a damn cat.

[starculler]

strap in for this week's fic flavor: the failsafe episode of season one of the young justice cartoon except the simulation just won't. fuckin. end.

(fics that inspired this at the end)

If I ever did sit down to make my own fic, I'd split it in 3 parts:

The Simulation: bits and pieces of the 40 years Dick lives after most everyone he knows has died

The Return: the immediate aftermath and healing from the trauma of having not-quite-actually lived a whole life only to wake up and find out it was all fake. nothing traumatizing about that whatsoever.

The Unintended Consequence: aka the twist I'd love to add and would hint to in the second part - finding out the simulation, through martian mind fuckery, pulled from the real world (and in many cases, from real minds). Dick meets a bunch of people he didn't think were real outside the confines of his simulated life. A bunch of rowdy, heroism-inclined teens across the years get to meet the sibling/friend/mentor figure they all dreamed up one night.

(actual idea snippets under the cut)

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Dick Grayson is 14 and most of the world's heroes have died. He planned a suicide mission that left him the sole survivor of a doomed team he helped found. The invasion may have been stopped, but is this really the price he wanted to pay?

The first face he sees in the infirmary is Roy's, and he has to close his eyes and just breathe for a few minutes because for one painful moment he'd thought it was Wally. But this isn't the world where his best friend miraculously survived alongside him. This is the one where he got his best friend killed and didn't even give him the courtesy of following behind him. Behind them.

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Dick Grayson is 27 and has lived longer without Bruce than with him. The invasion's anniversary is always a tough day for him, but that morning seems especially harrowing. He'll get shit for it later, but can't resist stepping out onto the balcony of the manor's master bedroom (Bruce's old bedroom) for a smoke -- his first since he'd promised to quit if Jason, just 15 then, did too.

"Bad habits tend to pile up," he'd said, a rueful quirk to his tired grin. He'd tapped the cigarette twice on the railing and added, lower, "and this one's especially nasty, huh."

He inhales, watches the sun creep across the horizon, and lets acrid smoke burn through his lungs for a long moment before blowing it out in a small cloud. His eyes water, but he doesn't cough. It tastes just as bad as it did the first time he smoked one, not even a year after the invasion and treading water as Robin proved insufficient.

There hadn't been enough heroes to go around then, and Dick had been trained by one of the best. It hadn't been fair, but it had been his plan that had ultimately stopped the invasion. His shoulders everyone's expectations fell on.

He takes another drag, then smudges the lit end against the rail he's leaned on when he hears a boot scuff purposefully against the roofing above him.

"Todd and Pennyworth will be upset with you."

He doesn't turn around. Damian doesn't jump down to join him.

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Dick Grayson is 54 and wakes up in a room full of ghosts. He hears his long-dead father-figure tell his long-dead team about a simulation they weren't meant to win. A training exercise gone wrong and only half a day spent under their mentors' careful, if slightly panicked, supervision.

He looks at his hands, watching the way his gloves crease when he flexes them in and out of tight fists. He looks at his team, their eyes a little haunted but shoulders slumped with relief even as they grumble. Batman's heavy, gloved hand settles on his shoulder and the weight of it is a nauseating mix of foreign-familiar.

He opens his mouth. Closes it.

Tears prick his eyes behind his domino mask, and he tells himself the suffocating, acidic void building in his chest is just some leftover side effect of the ordeal and not the grief-guilt of outliving yet another family (no matter that they hadn't been real in the end).

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Dick Grayson is 16-going-on-56 and well used to the coincidences piling up between his simulated life and the real thing. Some of it -- missions and villains he remembers cropping up -- he's marked for Bruce to review and sort as he pleases. Some -- security for the cave, team building anecdotes, and training regimens -- he's shared with the team. And some he keeps only for himself.

Tim is one of those. He knows it's not fair to the kid (so much smaller now than he ever was when Dick lived his simulated life), but he can't help being selfish just for this. Tim is the one kid he's sure he didn't make up, and if Dick's taken to babysitting the kid just to be near at least one member of the family he built for himself in the wake of the worst days of his life .... Well, anyone who says shit about it can happily stand in line to have their teeth kicked in.

Despite this, it still catches him off-guard when he sees a familiar face pop up in one of Bruce's reports.

Jason Todd, caught boosting tires off the batmobile, is nearly the same age now as he was when Dick met him. He stares at the words, but none of them really sink in beyond the kid's name and address. He's moving before he's even made the decision.

He's used to the world kicking him when he's down - lived it for 40 frustrating years. But he has Bruce again. And things with Tim have been so good. And he's always been selfish when it comes to family. If he could just see Jason. If he could just meet him. If he could talk to him.

If if if if if--

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Inspirations:

Circles in Shattered Mirrors by InfinityIllusion

Fine (But Not Okay) by CharlotteDaBookworm

Verisimilitude by mutemelody

[machveil]

Roommate!Simon Riley that doesn’t correct people for thinking you’re dating. Simon’s minding the trolley while you grab a box of cereal at the store, idly standing by while watching people dip in and out of the aisle. when an older woman says you make a cute couple he just nods and says ‘thank you, ma’am’. he especially doesn’t correct someone when he stalks up behind you, a protective hand on your hip when they scoff and ask, “Is this your boyfriend?”

Roommate!Simon Riley that knows you like the back of his hand - ever changing, but still familiar at the end of the day. a new scar marring his knuckles? he’ll memorize what you like from that new café that opened down the block. a new nick on his wrist? he’s picking up that new movie you were gushing about wanting to see, a genre you wouldn’t necessarily choose usually - he’s ignoring how the main love interest looks like him. at the end of the day, some things never change, like how he’s memorized your smile and the way your nose scrunches

Roommate!Simon Riley that’s fallen into a comfortable pattern with you. your friends always say you act like a married couple, but you wave them off. so what if you guys are in the bathroom at the same time? you need to squeeze a shower in and Simon wanted to brush his teeth - besides, he can hand you a towel when you’re done. so what if you sleep in each other’s rooms? the damn AC is busted again, it’s not your fault Simon is as warm as a furnace and welcomes you with open arms

Roommate!Simon Riley whose favorite start to the morning is seeing you bleary eyed and groggy. your hair is messy, pillow lines across your cheek, and your t-shirt is askew - perfect. he doesn’t care if you have crud around your eyes, he doesn’t care if you haven’t brushed your teeth yet, he doesn’t care that you’re wearing his t-shirt— Simon pauses, eyes glued to you. his last name decorating your back… maybe Simon does care about you wearing his shirt

[ranger-ribbons]

do you have any power rangers samurai headcannons

I do, I just gotta dig them out, give me a sec! Ah, here we go!

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- Mia learns how to be a fantastic cook as she continues going (and with Antonio's help)

- Antonio was trained by Cam Watanabe (and the other Ninja Rangers)

- Emily's sister was not the path of Earth, but the path of healing

- In a world of Soulmates: Jayden/Antonio, Mia/Emily, Mike/Kevin

- Last names! Jayden Shiba, Antonia Garcia, Mia Watanabe, Emily Tanaka, Mike Sato, Kevin Yamamoto

- There are more Samurai discs and more paths one can take, they where just lost to time and in battle. The Life disc (white, coyote), for example

- Ji was and is a horrible mentor and none of the Rangers looked at him the same after he took Antonio's morpher

- Ji is Mia's uncle, Cam Watanabe is Mia's cousin

- The Samurai Rangers gets drunk together during their fight with Master Xandred and his brood exactly once and never again

- If someone so much as LOOKS at Antonio the wrong way, the other Rangers are ready to throw hands

- Lauren Shiba had to find her place in a team that already had a Red. She chose pastels are her color after the fight was over

- On the subject of Lauren, she's aroace

- She also has a daughter, named Kirsten

- Antonio and Jayden are in love and have a beautiful relationship, once Antonio gets Jayden to actually open up about his feelings

- The Rangers model their relationships after other Ranger relationships not their parents' relationships (except Emily's, her parents are amazing, even after Serena's illness)

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Thank you!

[frownyalfred]

favorite Bruce Wayne hc of the week: you’re allowed to follow him into the Cave to continue your argument, but he’s going to start undressing and pulling off armor while heading for the showers and if you get an eyeful, that’s on you.

It’s an effective tactic and stops a good 60% of those arguments in their tracks. The remaining 40% are usually intense enough to follow Bruce into the showers and yell at him while he’s casually showering off grime and blood.

[madhare0512]

Septic Egos Headcanon

They consider each other family, Anti being the head of it

Chase is constantly reigning Anti in, which is a shock to other egos.

Jackie maintains a good relationship with various other egos in various other families, including the Silver Shepherd (superheroes), Bones (favorites), MadPat (god-fucking knows), and Unus (Unus is somehow calming for Jackie

Marvin is the most powerful magic person, and he never fails to lord that over the other Septic egos

JJ can speak, but often doesn't, he prefers to sign and use his boards

Anti likes to torment and play pranks, but if anyone else looks at the other Septic egos wrong, he can and will kill them in a heartbeat

Marcas and Shawn kinda stick together because their stories are kinda similar. Shawn has his Bendy dolls, and Marcas has his Playtime Co dolls

Marvin is the oldest of them, Anti after him, then Jackie, they kinda tend to stick together

Robbie can be childlike but is also very much an adult

Sometimes there are flickers of others, like Mack, Bing, or S34n, but not all the time

Fights between the Septics are usually settled quickly, when they start to hit more than two days, the others get worried

The Septic egos all share a bad fear of heights

Jackie is scared of spiders

Marvin has a cat familiar named Sam

Anti is allergic to Same

When playing human - Andrew Septic, Marvin Magnum, Jackson Mann, Robert Mori, Marcas Brickley, Chase Brody, Henrik von Schneeplstien, Shawn Flynn, and Jameson Jackson

If someone yells "Jackson!" with out being specific, both Jackie and Jamie are gonna look up

The Septics adopted both MadPat and Blankgameplays as their siblings as well

[the-mad-closet]

NSFW ABC

LEO/KAI

ALL EM! A-Z PLEASE! <3

ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU'RE THE BEST?? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE!

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A - Aftercare

Oooh baby do we have aftercare. Nine times out of ten, Kai is absolutely wrecked after a session, so Leo usually takes care of clean up. Once he's back to himself, Kai asks about Leo and if he's okay and if what they'd just done was okay, and Leo usually has to kiss him to make him stop talking or Kai will just worry himself into anxiety (and subdrop) and Leo would rather avoid that.

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B- Body part

Leo likes his biceps and thighs. For Kai, Leo likes his hips and his hands (and his brain). It's a control thing, for him.

Kai likes his chest, but not a lot else. For Leo, Kai likes his legs, his torso, and his lips

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C- Cum

Leo sees it as a way to please Kai because Kai likes being drenched in the stuff, but otherwise, he doesn't have a lot of feelings on it. Kai, on the other hand, really likes it. Most specifically, he likes it being on him.

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D - Dirty secret

Leo and Kai both get off to a fantasy threesome with Kendrix. She won't say it, but she knows (and approves)

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E - Experience

Leo has a fairly good amount of experience, he likes sex, he's not ashamed. Kai's experience is limited due to his studying habits. Like he knows how sex works in theory - porn exists for a reason - but otherwise? Nah. But it's okay, but Leo's got him

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F - Favorite position

Kai likes cuddling, so his favorite two are spooning on the side and with Leo laying literally on top of him. Leo likes it when Kai's tied up and has no leverage so all he can do is feel

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G - Goofy

Leo's a goof, but when it comes to sex, he and Kai are both very serious. That being said, he does sometimes do silly things in the bedroom before sex just to see Kai laugh.

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H - Hair

Kai is very neat and trimmed, he's a clean personal in general. He's also hairless downstairs. Leo isn't exactly clean in all aspects of his life, but he takes very good care of himself. He's trimmed, but not hairless.

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I - Intimacy

Little known fact, Leo actually had to put on a whole show before Kai would even consider a relationship because Kai's very insecure about himself. Kai didn't even think Leo would want him, even though Leo's literally spreading rose pedals on the floor of their shared room, all but waving a neon flashing sign that says "I WANT YOU". The point is, Leo is a big romantic. He does everything in his relationship like he does in his Ranger duties. He's thorough and pays a lot of attention to details.

Kai isn't nearly the romantic that Leo is, but he tries and Leo appreciates it. (Kai learned how to rollarblade for him, how can he not be in love?)

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J - Jack off

Leo will get himself off as often as he can, because there's a lot about Kai that Leo just finds hot as fuck and he's is only human, man. Kai doesn't touch himself but once in a blue moon, because he's never found need to. (Nor does he find it interesting)

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K - Kink

Leo likes control, he gets off on being the dominant party. He also really likes it when Kai wears his glasses instead of his contacts.

Kai gets off on submission. Leo could tell him what to do all damn day and Kai would be happy with that. Kai also likes blindfolds. Something about not being able to see anything really appeals to him.

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L - Location

Kai's not into letting others see him vulnerable. Leo would show off his boy to the world if he could. Because of this, they've compromised on having sex only one other place outside their bedroom. The Ranger common room quickly becomes a favorite for them

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M - Motivation

Everything about Kai turns Leo on. Leo would have Kai at any time in any place and Kai knows it. Kai can be doing something silly and mundane, like closing the curtains, and Leo would be on him in a second.

Kai's not at that level. He's actually somewhere on the ace scale, if he's honest. But when Leo spars, he takes off his shirt and that can get Kai hot and bothered.

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N- No

Kai doesn't do like... pain-pain. He describes it as "if he's struggling to get away, he doesn't want it." Quick spanks are fine, but don't like all-out hit him. Also, urine and scat are a big no for him.

Leo's down for anything, but urine and scat as well. He likes being hurt sometimes, but it's not an everyday thing. Also, ever since the day Terraventure almost froze to death, he refuses to do anything sexual regarding the cold. It wouldn't matter if Kai asked and was okay with it, Leo isn't.

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O - Oral

Kai likes giving it, it shuts his brain down. It's fun for him! He is not particularly skilled, but Leo loves that he doesn't have a gag reflex.

Leo like receiving it and giving it, he's very good at both

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P - Pace

Their pacing really depends on their mood. If it's a quick fuck in the shower or Kai's late for work, Leo utilizes every trick he knows to get them both off as fast as possible. If it's a late night or after a long, hard battle, slow is fast.

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Q - Quickie

Leo: 👀👀

Kai: What?

Leo: 👀👀👀👀

Kai: ffs

Listen, Leo likes sex, he's willing to do anything necessary to get it. Even hide in a broom closet and drag his unsuspecting boyfriend inside as Kai passes by.

Kai is fondly exasperated

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R - Risk

Leo is a big risk taker. Kai is very by-the-book. They've compromised on the Rangers' common room

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S - Stamina

Leo has a lot of stamina, he'll go six times in a single night (actually has on a few occassions) and will happily take every opportunity to jack off or get Kai off

Kai taps out at three. Sometimes Leo can squeeze out four if he's really trying. Kai can't always keep up with Leo, but he's always ready to challenge himself

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T - Toys

Kai, despite his lower sex drive, has a few, which was the most surprising thing about him, Leo's found

Leo doesn't do toys for himself, but he'll happily use Kai's on him!

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U - Unfair

Leo gets right down to business, doesn't bother teasing unless he wants to wind Kai up for something big later or if he's in a playful mood. Kai will tease Leo sometimes, when the mood strikes or when he's horny.

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V - Volume

Leo is loud, very loud, but usually only after Kai's gotten off. Kai isn't loud, comes by nature. Kai goes about his life in basic invisibility. This carries with hum to the bedroom. When Leo does something particularly good, Kai will let him know, but Leo's plenty loud for the both of them

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W - Wild Card

Kai likes being bound and breath play. He only found this out after Trakeena captured him and choked him. Leo, while not happy with how it was discovered, is happy to oblige.

Leo, on the other hand, is highly possessive of what's his.

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X - X-ray

Leo is average sized, long and thin. Kai is a little shorter, but about the same.

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Y - Yearning

Leo's is high, like through the roof high. Kai is almost the exact opposite.

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Z - Zzz

Leo always falls asleep first, always cuddling Kai. Kai usually has to lay down and calm down for a while first. He usually snuggles Leo while he's calming down.

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