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“They’re all worried about the creature. They’re terrified.”

“And you aren’t?”

“No, because I know the truth.”

“The truth?”

“… You’ve always been the most dangerous thing here, haven’t you?”

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m...me wwhen he...

full pic of the thing

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the "jack finds out tim is robin and instead of steph sneaking around (because why would she if i don't plan on killing her off), tim asks her if she'd like to be robin and when she says "yes" and bruce says "no", they do it anyway, with tim becoming her man-in-the-chair/oracle knock-off" au. title might be a little long lol

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Fun Fact: I'm now on Dreamwidth and SquidgeWorld

It's mostly to cross post some of my fics, but also because I've been curious and feeling the need to branch out a little. Hit me up if you're also on DW btw. I'm brand new and have no clue how to use it lol

I'm starting my cross posting on SquidgeWorld (another fun fact: I'm officially the first DinCobb fic on that site now lmao), but it'll take me a bit. Gonna use it as a chance to do some rewrites on stuff I feel hasn't held up, y'know?

Dreamwidth posting will come sooner or later. Mostly I'm just learning to navigate this one. But it'll be mostly oneshots, WIPs, and writing related thoughts (maybe some book reviews thrown in for the fun of it!)

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Ohhh can I please request a Tim Drake and Damian Wayne working intensely together on a case while their families are wondering if they should be worried or happy that they’re getting along? (Only if you want to tho)

Detectiving!!

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journey

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Imagine Thomas and Martha Wayne getting resurrected via whatever the bullcrap of the week is, and it NOT getting undone once the conflict is over. Bruce and the kids are experiencing All The Emotions but Thomas and Martha are just happy to be there and are wholeheartedly rolling with it.

"The Waynes are a superhero family now? That's amazing! Martha, isn't it amazing?"

"Yes, dear. So much better than the organized crime we used to do. Oh, don't worry Bruce, we really only did it out of obligation, we would have jumped to vigilantism long ago had we known it was an option."

"Martha, we have grandchildren! They're adorable!"

"Thomas you've already met most of them."

"Yes but now I can appreciate them! And spoil them!"

"Thomas, honey, if you actually act as an enabler for our grandbabies I think you'll end up giving our poor Bruce a heart attack."

"Damian has a sword Martha! A sword! We have swords in the family! This is wonderful!"

"I know, Thomas."

Thomas has to be physically restrained from learning how to be a vigilante. He's too old, and Bruce and the rest don't want him to die *again*. He can help Alfred. Doesn't stop him from badgering his grandchildren about their hobbies. Ostensibly it's because he wants to get to know them better, but they all know he just really wants to learn how to do the cool things they all do. He's banned from using the Batcomputer at least thrice.

Martha at first seems content to just sit in the house and play the role of old-fashioned housewife but one day she inexplicably appears in Jason's apartment, supposedly to return one of his guns after he dropped it. He could have sworn it was fully loaded when he lost it, and now it's empty. Martha's fingerprints are the only ones on the gun. He decides to not ask questions.

They both neglect to inform the high society of Gotham that they're alive, and it takes a while for them to realize this. Gradually every rich person in Gotham takes their turn having a breakdown over having to deal with even more Wayne bullcrap. How come the Waynes are the only ones that seem to be immune to death???

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A nasty piece of work, she was.

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Awoken from my hibernation for May the Fourth. Now back to not existing ✌️

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Personally, I think Dick wins

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🌱🍃🌱🍃🌱

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they got caught :’)

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topher

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wayne boys ditching the gala. don’t get caught……

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Jorge Jimenez C2E2 2024 Commission!

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Bruce being just eldrich enough he can deny it but others notice

A slightly less human Clark, pointed fanged teeth that can be passed off as bad dental jobs and too clear blue eyes, thinking he's found someone like him and being increasingly confused because this obvious eldritch being is in so much denial

But that's okay! He can wait for his new eldritch friend to come to terms with it! It took him a bit too when he was young

Bruce unintentionally being fellow Eldritch bait is SO funny to me.

“I’m human, I don’t know why you—”

“Bruce, every time you get pissed off, the Narrows flood. You never thought about that?”

“That’s a coincidence.”

“Last month Dick found you in the cemetery talking to ghosts with your eyes glowing white.”

“Those were witnesses, Clark, and they looked alive—”