#pjo hcs

[zariahthewitch]

This was so funny I had to reblog.

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percy would not tease nico about the "not my type" line. my boy had zero self-esteem and was terrified of ruining his and nico's newfound friendship.

you know who would never let nico forget it?

annabeth.

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[applecidersstuff]

Clarrise la Rue every Father’s Day:

[ollies-headcanons]

Knowing that Will like canonically listens to true crime is so funny to me but mainly because of how many like serial killers and just general crime and cults that went on in the 50's so imaging Nico just being like

Nico: "Uhh.. i remember once back when i was little i met this really cool guy named ___"

Will: "THE SERIAL MURDERER????"

and then he infodumps

[poppitron360]

Leo accidentally let slip that Pluto is technically not a planet anymore. Frank is comforting a crying Hazel while Nico is out for blood. You better fucking hide, Valdez.

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

headcanon that percy likes to occasionally drop into the news reports and crime cases against him just to hear himself described as "percy jackson, 16, tall, well built, framed for terrorism, anarchy, murder....." and be like

"🥺you think im well built 👉👈❤️??"

[pain-is-too-tired]

I think more fics should include lil bits of southern accent coming from characters from the south.

Will, Leo, Hazel and Annabeth all start talking to eachother and suddenly you're hearing four different southern accents coming out

I mean already talked about the big three boys and them all having a partner from the south. But add Frank in there who's not even from the US and they all just starring like :0

Will and Leo with different Texas accents,Leo's probably with the added hispanic accent mixed in

Annabeth' Virginia accent hardly noticed cause she left there when she was pretty young, only to come out with certain words

Hazel's having a New Orleans accent is *slept* on y'all.

Which, also means on the Argo II anytime they were discussing and accents might've go thicker as they spoke faster you had the other four just starring like "mhm-yep-"

But like you also had a new yorker and a Canadian there as well as a guy that was raised by wolves so- accents must've been interesting on that ship XD

(Also-southern Lee Fletcher hc, mainly cause I'm shocked none of the children of Apollo we have a birth place for so far are from around Nashville. Come on, it's literally Music City. )

[ravenexy]

leo valdez is that one kid that says shit like “stretching isn’t enough, i want to disassemble my body” and percy is the one that goes “oh my gods like legos”

and honestly i think that says enough about their friendship

[secret-agent-of-bullshitery]

Will: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Nico: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Will: Okay yeah thanks Nico, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

[modawg]

i would like to see annabeth fully take down people more often like why has she not gotten a moment like percy had in tlo where he stood over her protectively when she was stabbed

i want that bc she would do it in a heart beat and i feel like her power is just whittled down to smarts but i want her to actually kick ass more often without getting injured again and again

like why tf does she keep getting snuffed from doing some crazy shit

like we know annabeths trained WAY more then percy right like why hasn’t she ripped someone’s ear off with her teeth yet

lowkey feel like she should’ve been the one to get the nose bleed bc i feel like it would’ve been so shocking to see the girl who always has a plan and is always super strategic get taken down by a simple nose bleed especially if percy was the one who got that bad gash instead and she was trying to protect him just for her to get a random ass nose bleed TRAGIC

also yes i know she fights and is good i just want her to have more insanely badass moments like if she had fought and taken down octavian instead of throwing her dagger into the water that one time like love that moment super cute and silly but GIVE ME BADASS MOTHERFUCKER ANNABETH XHASE GIVE IT TO ME

[seph-ic]

My favorite thing ever?

Nico has a service dog 

Because after Mr. D diagnoses him with PTSD he feels kind of hopeless and overwhelmed (especially after her hears that it can’t be easily fixed with magic or anything) 

So Mr D. Suggests that he get a service animal. 

Nico argues that animals hate him because he ‘smells like death’. Mr. D Points out that Mrs O’Leary doesn’t hate him. 

They both go talk to Hades who jumps at the excuse to win back his son by buying him more stuff. 

The dog ends up being a hellhound mix (don’t ask how.) 

The mix is mostly so she is a bit smaller for convenience (so she can fit in places.)

I'd assume she looks something like a Burmese mountain dog mix.

Her names Penelope (Penny) and Nico loves her. 

Nico and Her spend a couple of months doing service dog training with Artemis and the hunters (dogs are one of her patron animals.)

the time he spends with them also gives him a bit of closure and helps him process what happened to his sister.

soon enough she's graduated their honorary service dog school and is fully trained.

She goes with Nico everywhere. Since she is half hellhound she can assist with shadow travel and make it easier for Nico. (To Wills relief) 

She helps Nico with panic attacks and nightmares. 

She grabs things for him (KitKats, sword, water, pillows.) 

she can even open the fridge in the big house.

If Nico is having a really bad episode or a flashback he can’t come out of or if he’s in any physical danger, she knows to go get Will Chiron or MR D. In a heartbeat. 

Again a shadow traveling dog being useful.

Will makes extra sure that everyone at camp is aware of how service animals work. 

He teaches all the campers about what Penny's job is and why they’re not allowed to distract her.

On occasion when she isn't working she'll play fetch or get pets from some of the kids. 

All Nicos freind's and family love her.

Like everyone wants to be a part of this dogs life, Nico has literally never been more popular.

Hazel buys her a sweater for the holidays.

Rachel helps Nico also dye part of her tail at one point (to keep her identifiable) and they give it a cool design.

Annabeth asks if she can make her a cool dog house.

Piper insists that they take her to the groomer and buys her little bandannas.

Percy helps Nico teach her how to swim.

She will also grabs medical supplies for Will sometimes.

Grover also knows how to talk to her and regularly lets her know how Nico is doing (not that she doesn't already know.) 

Nico finds it easier to eat with Penelope.

It kind of forces him to eat on a schedule, since Penny has to be fed three times a day and the two of them can eat at the same time.

Nico also gives her little scraps off his plate sometimes which makes them both happy.

She gets absolutely spoiled. 

At one point Nico gets worried that she might get hurt fighting a monster. Hades assured him she won’t but Leo makes her some extra cool dog armor just in case

She also has a little bag attached to her vest for carrying supplies on quests and long journeys. (list of things these bags might contain: Ambrosia, Dog treats, Water/kitkats, extra weapons, drachmas.)

Nico connects so well with this fucking dog.

Like he always struggled with people and he never really even considered being an animal person.

But he absolutely adores Penny.

He talks to her about things that worry him and just finds her presence so unbelievably comforting.

Will solace (who I think personally would become a vet sooner than a doctor) Has this dog on the best fucking diet you could imagine

you have never seen a more medically healthy dog.

And she ADORES Will

Partially because of how calmer Nico is with him, and partially because he keeps a treat jar in the infirmary now.

The best part! she cannot die (from old age at least) Immortal service dog!

Having a huge fluffy head is great for pressure therapy.

Nico (neurodivergent) likes the texture of her fur and stims by petting her or playing with her ears.

[anotherpjofan]

The funniest part about the lightening thief is the fact that everyone was like "I don't know who Percy’s godly parent could possibly be" like they all really gaslit themselves even after the fact that the dude

a) had a powerful enough scent that chiron took time off to pretend to be his latin teacher

b) fought a minotaur with zero training and no weapons

c) drenched clarisse and her gang in toilet water

d) beat luke in a swordfight after drenching himself in water

e) was literally only good at canoeing

f) kept saying his dad was "lost at sea"

literally 5 minutes into the camp and Percy was all like

Percy: Maybe my dad is Poseidon his cabin feels like home -

Grover: No

Annabeth: No

Chiron: No

The whole camp: No

[tagthescullion]

Headcanon that whenever Nico's in a stressful situation he starts speaking extremely formally, a byproduct of his aristocratic upbringing.

absolutely!! I've had this hc for ages, double fun if this edgy looking teen suddenly goes half british posh accent and all proper like "hey you dumb fuck asshole what the--- no, beg your pardon, mr d, I haven't seen percy recently"

but also like, when he's introduced to new people, he goes all awkward and reverts to heir-to-the-title so everybody thinks he's this super formal, well-bred, if a bit shy boy:

"oh, but nico's such a sweetheart, percy, don't be hard on him" sally tells percy. "remember that time he dropped by for your birthday, and--"

"mom, he's killed like four people and told a manticore to eat cheetos with his filthy unfuckable ass when he was like ten"

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

[ollies-headcanons]

Imagine Will using like healing magic to soothe Nicos headaches everytime he has them. Like he gently drags his hand on Nicos head and his hand glows while he soothes them. And then Nico falls asleep.

[poppitron360]

Ok so obviously most Greek demigods are bisexual or queer of some kind. But is it really because they’re descended from Greek Mythology? Or is it just because they all at some point see Percy swimming in the lake shirtless?

[astral-reg]

Will shot a gun once, accidentally hit a bird and then proceeded to cry in his room for 4 hours straight and became vegan for 3 weeks