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I woke up at 1am and wrote some of this will anyone beta 😭😭 I will share the google doc with you 🙏🙏🙏

Okay, here’s my horny jasico thought of the moment

Jason and Nico have worked closely together over the last 15 years–Jason is Pontifex Maximus, Nico is an ambassador between the two camps, together they help facilitate relations between the Greeks and Romans and build shrines to minor gods, etc, etc.

Jason is in his 30s and he’s still a virgin. He hasn’t kissed or dated anyone since Piper. Nico has had a lot of casual sexual partners at this point but not any relationships. They get to talking about it and decide it would be nice to have sex as friends so that Jason can feel safe and comfortable during his first time. They do a lot of casual exploration before the full penetration–kissing, touching, Nico’s fielding questions Jason has and they’re being very communicative and cool about the whole thing. 

Then the night comes Jason is going to fuck Nico. Jason assures Nico that even though this is a thing they’re doing for him, he wants to make sure Nico has a good time too. They share a bottle of wine so Jason can calm down. He’s nervous but excited and Nico’s just genuinely down to share this intimate moment with his closest friend. 

Nico shows him how to put a condom on. Jason’s being really cute, putting in just the tip and having to stop and take deep breaths because it's too much. Nico is really generous and patient with him. Then he sinks in super slow and it’s easily the biggest dick Nico’s ever taken but he’s not complaining. Jason is staring at where they’re connected in amazement and looking at Nico with his big blue eyes whimpering “Thank you”

It’s not perfect but Nico has never had sex with someone he had a connection with the way he does with Jason and it makes it 5 million times better. Jason is also moaning and whimpering and Nico’s never been with a top that was vulnerable to show every emotion on his face and in his voice and it’s a huge turn on. Bonus points if Nico’s never come from anal sex and is shocked/gets SUPER into it when he can feel Jason getting him there. Then when Nico comes, Jason is shocked that he can feel the contractions of it and absolutely loses his mind and comes immediately. They cuddle after, it’s cute.

But then a week later, Nico CAN’T stop thinking about it. He’s jerking off to the memory of it every night. He knows it was supposed to be a one time thing but he ends up asking Jason if they can do it again (Jason is shy and blushy but has also been thinking abt it) (Nico thinks maybe it was a fluke that it was the best sex of his life, turns out no, it's even better the second time)

Days pass, Nico tries to not think about it and just gets increasingly hornier and more desperate. He ends up asking Jason for it a third time, but he’s like okay champ missionary was fun but you’re gonna have to let me take the lead on this one–and then rides Jason into the fucking mattress. Jason is EXTREMELY into it,

They continue having amazing (exclusive) sex, practically living together, spending all their time together, being each other’s most trusted companion, caring for and loving each other in a way most people would say is excessive–for a few MONTHS before being like “Hold up… are we a couple?”

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Percy gets an Iris message

Percy: hello I’m on the toilet

(It’s just a hand)

Percy: *confused*

Percy: *sees the huge rock on Nico’s finger*

Percy: *SCREAMS*

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Nico sniffing poppers that’s it that’s the post

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If I think about it too much I cry 😢

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Nico saying “Daddy can you pass the butter” and Jason and Hades both reach for it 😬

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slapping his hand through the fog on the window like the scene in titanic

Nico riding Jason in the backseat of the Lamborghini hades bought him

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i think the only way cupid can make up for What He Did is by gifting Jason and Nico a daughter named Valentina who is a perfect mix of their genetics and powers in this essay i will

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it was so crazy when jason called cupid a doo doo clown mess

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Love Juno's plan of uniting the greeks and romans by switching her beloved Jason with a greek then looking at Nico, a greek with multiple preexisting legitimate connections to rome and going "but not this faggot"

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Redraw

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Nico and Jason periodically having sex over the years, each time overwhelmed by the desire to savor the experience because it could be their last…

Each one afraid of pushing the other away by admitting it isn’t casual for them.

Each one resigned to being just one partner out of many, despite feeling like they give the other more than they could possibly be getting from other men.

Then realizing they’ve actually been exclusive the entire time and mutually pining for each other for literally no reason 🙊

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Percy, Jason, and Nico doing a hear me out cake and Jason shyly puts Hades on it

Nico: thAT’S MY DAD??!!

Jason: 🥺👉👈

Percy: *crying laughing*

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this is my goat Jason Grace

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song: Devotion by Arlo Parks

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I'm not playing quiplash with these people ever again.

@imj4deharley @emo-anikin etc.

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Bro made him into a karcookie 💀💀

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Juno: Pick a number from 1-10

Jason: Really?? 🥹🥹

Juno: yes

Jason: 10!

Juno: 10 months….

Juno: of heteronormativity!! *pepper sprays him in the face*