#eddie gets sooooooo jealous

[quadrantadvisor]

My Jason Todd meets Venom au is, V gets stuck in an alternate universe and bonds with Jason. It's like, he would be a perfect host, but the Lazarus pit side effects are hostile to symbiotes, something like that. They get by well enough. Red Hood is also a lethal protector, so after a rocky start (being possessed is never a picnic) they get along pretty well!

V: I miss Eddie…..

Jason: I know bud. Do you wanna go eat a rapist? Would that make you feel better?

V: …….yes.

I'm imagining a point in time in which Jason has a truce with the Batfam but doesn't contact them regularly. Most of them are feeling pretty okay about Red Hood and then suddenly he starts turning into a giant monster and eating people. They are freaking the fuck out. Every time one of the bats shows up to check on him Venom is like "these people are bothering you. can we eat them? can we pleeeeeeaaaaaase eat them?" and Jason has to take several deep breaths so that he manage a "no"

[munson-blurbs]

LAM6

Eddie offering to crash R’s plans and go with her. *fake ass eye roll* Fiiiiine. 😏

Ben! Sweet old Ben…. Too bad she’s already taken. 😂

“Wanna play I spy?” We do not have time for these *literal* games. I would’ve hit him with “I spy with my little eye, something blue…. Your balls” 💀

“I spy with my little eye, something…douchey.” Nice.

“Fine, I guess I deserved that.” He leaned back in his seat and stretched his arms upwards. For a second, you thought he might drape one over your shoulders, but he brought them right back to his lap. 

Eddie’s voice got feather-soft; you had to lean in to hear him. “Trust me; I had a reason.” You snorted. “What, him offering to help carry the wallpaper threatened your ‘man stuff?’” “Something like that.” 

“Well, I’m sorry for pissing you off, or whatever.” Or whatever. Those two words almost had you smacking him upside the head with the wallpaper tubes. Maybe sealing his lips with the glue, too. 

OR WHATEVER????

It was a pathetic need for proof that he cared about you as more than just his employer. As his friend. But there was nothing.

These idiots in love out here just doin’ my head in. At least we know Eddie is a little jealous bean. 🥹❤️✨ I have a feeling the jealousy might get worse before it gets better. 🤣

All my love, B.

B 😩💚🥰

Idiots in love? Nah, no way. These guys are just friends. Best friends till the end. Why would Eddie be jealous unless he secretly had feelings for us? Which he totally doesn't. No siree.

It's funny, because I was going to have us start to admit our feelings for each other soon, but @corroded-hellfire helped me slow the burn down even more last night, sooooooo...

[roanniom]

in the literal same boat with that couch thing just wishing sooooooo much ill on my couple friends and then taking it back feeling evil literally stopped being able to read some of the more tender fics for a while because of it lmfaoooooo (<—me beseeching god for some bitches)

Yo the not being able to read tender fics thing is SO REAL. I think I even posted about it a while back when I was in the darkest mood about all of it.

I truly needed to stop and read Eddie being mean to you or King!Steve fics for a bit because reading about sweet, loving, established relationships made me so sick. I was jealous of fictional characters, for god’s sake.

I think people forget how difficult it can be to be a witness to other people’s happiness when you are sad, and there is a special additional nuance when the happiness is specifically about companionship or a lack there of. It gets down to something as simple as walking down a sidewalk with your friends and turning and realizing they are all in couples and holding hands and you are literally walking there by yourself. They’ve done nothing wrong, yet on the wrong day it feels like you’ve been shot lol

[nicxxx5]

Saw you ask for promps so I'll give you one from Stranger Things!

With Steddie please. Don't know if it'll be too complicated or specific so feel free to change whatever you want but I thought it could be funny.

Maybe at the start of Season 4 before Steve really knows Eddie, only knows what the kids tell him. As we are told in the show (I think, I don't remember right now if it's fanon or canon but shhhhh) Steve is jealous of Eddie at first and kind of shows he doesn't trust him yet, but what if after all the things the kids have told him about Eddie Steve actually thinks he can trust him (just dont let the rest know).

Sooooooo, this promp goes like this: The trope is Steve gets amnesia for a while (maybe because of the concussions, those must be awful for your head) and he's kinda like "idk who you are but I just have this feeling that I should trust". And cue a very confused looking Eddie.

HAVE FUN!

- Jack

hi!!! thank you for the request and i'm so sorry for getting to this so late!

i think you're right and i think it is canon that steve is a little jealous of eddie in the beginning of s4 to kind of play in to the older brother/parental figure relationship he has with dustin

i don't typically get super into steddie and i've never tried to write it but this sounds like it could be really fun! i've made a google doc now for all my prompts, so i've copy and pasted this ask there as a way to save the prompt for me to work on it and post it at a later date.

again thank you for the request! i hope to get to this at some point!

[takaokas]

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[nyxoz]

Scream! Eddie but he's very jealous and protective of you

Your fist crumbles the note in your hand as you look down at the bloody trail on the floor of the Hawkins High gymnasium.

You found a note in your locker as you were going to grab your backpack to leave for the day. The note read ‘Surprise in the gym.’ — so, you made your way to the gym only to find a bloody trail leading from the entryway further into the hall.

You follow the path of blood, tiptoeing across the wooden floor and onto the basketball court. With your head down and eyes on the red splotches, you almost walk into the body lying still in the middle of the court.

Jumping back, your hand flies up and covers your mouth as you gasp loudly staring down at the dead body. You realise instantly who it is.

Jason Carver.

His usual pristine letterman’s jacket is drenched in blood. His blonde hair is also caked with it and you can’t help but stare into his lifeless eyes that are staring right up at you. His mouth is slightly agape as if he was trying to get one final word out before he slipped into the darkness of death.

Suddenly someone grabs at you from behind. You scream and it echoes in the empty hall. Your scream is cut short by the knife you feel at your throat, and you gulp down as the blade scratches at your skin. The arm around your waist holds you firmly against the form behind you, not worrying about your wriggling body as you attempt to escape.

You feel the cool plastic of a mask as the assailant presses his face against the side of yours. They chuckle gravely and it makes a chill run through your body.

“Stop struggling.” They say.

You turn your head slightly to get a better look at them, the knife slightly nicking at your skin. You see a white ghost face mask staring back at you and you frown knowingly.

“You can’t keep doing this, Eddie!” You exclaim.

Eddie. Eddie Munson. Your boyfriend.

He pulls back from you slightly, carefully removing the knife from your throat and dropping his hand by his side. His other hand comes up and grabs at the mask, pulling it off his face and revealing his devilish grin and big brown eyes.

“Hi, baby.” He says, ignoring your original protests.

“I’m serious, Eddie.” You say, crossing your arms.

Eddie drops the mask on the floor and brings the knife up to your face, using it to tuck a piece of hair behind your ear. He pouts a little at you and you hate yourself for thinking it’s cute.

“He was staring at your ass during gym today.” He reasons with you.

“So?”

“Sooooooo, no one can look at what’s mine.”

You scoff and drop your arms by your side. Eddie smiles again as he takes a step towards you. He grabs at your waist as he crowds against you.

He knocks his nose against yours as you look up at him with a deep frown.

“I did it for you.” He says, his lips a hair away from yours. “‘Cause, you’re mine.”

You can’t help the small smile that tugs at your lips at hearing him call you his for the second time.

He laughs a little at seeing your smile, “Knew you’d love it.”

You roll your eyes and turn your face to look back at Jason dead on the floor. “He was kind of an asshole.” You admit.

“Kind of?! He was the biggest asshole!”

You turn back to him and smile, “Thank you, baby.”

He smiles back and leans in for a kiss, “Anything for my girl.” He says before pressing a hard kiss against your lips.

Your arms come up and wrap around his neck and you stand there making out in the gym as Jason Carver’s dead body watches you from the pool of his own blood.

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[coal15]

Sooooooo, I've spent a truly unreasonable amount of time tonight thinking about the fact that there's such a weird arrangement of couples going on. eddiea*a the canon couple, bucktaylor the potential friends or couple it's open ended, then buddie, the popular fanon ship with lots of foundation within canon for future couple status. And . . .

I've seen a ton of posts here and on twitter about how we might get jealous!buck as eddiea*a grows more serious (or at least continues to be a thing). But what if instead we got . . . Buck shows zero indication of pining for Eddie as he gets more and more and MORE serious about Ana, and then one day Buck comes to work all giddy about a woman he's dating cuz he thinks it could really "go somewhere." Turns out Buck+New Woman do seem to work out and become serious, which makes Eddie crankier, and crankier, and crankier--which he 100% refuses to acknowledge as jealousy 'cause he's all hetero and girlfriend-having. Like a straight man. With a straight girlfriend-person who has all the sexy lady parts 'n stuff.

Eventually he acknowledges (but only to himself) that he's got a big stupid crush on his stupid best friend like a big stupid not-straight man. So he quietly pines/mopes/broods, all the while emotionally withdrawing from Ana but refusing to outright dump her because he would seem so much less straight without a girlfriend.

At some point Ana gets sick of whatever her droopy, moody boyfriend has going on and dumps him. She's not overly interested in his vague excuses either, because he's not communicating or being open, which basically makes him a waste of her time and emotional investment. Woman's got some self respect. Sorry dude, ya dumped.

Cue Eddie Diaz, suddenly single, in a state of queer panic. Now, from here I'm not sure if I want him to go on a frantic dating spree, or just shut down, brooding and pining for Buck while having no straight relationship to cling to like a big hetero lifeboat.

Then one day, somehow, a miscommunication occurs to make Eddie believe Buck's life is in danger. It's Buck's day off and they go on a "huge disaster" call located somewhere he knows Buck planned to be at that exact time, and Buck doesn't respond to his texts, either.

Turns out Buck wasn't at the "disaster location," he's just fine. Totally safe. But those awful minutes/hours he thought for sure Buck was dead followed by the huge relief of seeing an unharmed, smiling Buck walking toward him is what does the trick. BOOM! He doesn't care about his upbringing, or family disapproval, or shame issues anymore.

He tells Buck about his feelings, how long he's had the feelings, how he can't get over the feelings, SO. MUCH. FEELINGS. In my head this confession is spoken so fast it's basically one huge sentence made of a thousand words squished together.

And the Buckley-Diaz family lives happily ever after.

[mysticmumbles]

also scriddler for the ask meme, i'm sorry if this is predictable lmao

Got this ask a long while ago but I wanted to wait until I felt better, and no worries!! I like a good Scriddler ^^.

1. Gives nose/forehead kisses.

Edward gives the nose kisses, Jonathan gives the forehead kisses, sometimes they switch.

2. Gets jealous the most.

Oh definitely Edward, he seems like the type. 

3. Picks the other up from the bar when they're too drunk to drive.

There have been countless times where Jonathan has to pick up Edward from the Iceberg Lounge, and most of the time it's because Oswald called Jonathan to get his tipsy twink out of the bar before he breaks something.

4. Takes care of on the sick days.

They both do, but admittingly Jonathan does a better job at it than Edward. Poor Eddie tries his best but he doesn't even know which medicine is which.

5. Drags the other out into the water on beach day.

Definitely Edward, because Jonathan refuses to step a foot into the water and wants to read his book. Jonathan contemplated whether or not to drown Edward when he's head-deep in the salt water.

6. Gives unprompted massages.

Jonathan, he knows how much Edward invests to his creations and doesn't take breaks, so he gives shoulders and back a squeeze when Edward's not expecting it. Edward appreciates the gesture, and he returns it to Jonathan.

7. Drives/rides shotgun.

They both switch places, but mostly it's Jonathan to drive and Edward rides shotgun. 

8. Brings the other lunch to work.

Again, Edward invests too much in his works, so it's up to Jonathan to make sure Edward gets some food and not pass out in the basement. Jonathan does his own lunch but Edward makes sandwiches for him.

9. Has the better parental relationship.

Hahahahahahhahahahahha neither.

Both of Jonathan's parents bailed on him when he was born, Edward's mother also bailed and he was left with an abusive father. Sooooooo yeah.

10. Tries to start roleplaying in bed.

Hmm, Jonathan seems like the type to roleplay doctor, so maybe he tries to initiate that in the bedroom one night. I can't say if it turned out well or bad.

11. Embarrassingly drunk dancer.

Edward, and it's usually in the Iceberg Lounge too. 

12. Still cries watching Titanic.

If Edward was drunk at that time, him. He drunkenly sobs about the ending while tugging at Jonathan's arms. "T-The endingggg-" "You need to cut back on the drinks."

13. Firmly believes in couple costumes.

Neither do, but a thought or two has crossed Edward's mind thanks to Harley, he thinks they might be cute, he'll have to talk to Jonathan about getting on for Halloween.

14. Breaks the expensive gift rule on Christmas.

You know Edward has the money for that. Jonathan has said to Edward that he doesn't want anything expensive, but Edward thought Jonathan deserved something other than sweaters and books. But Jonathan appreciates the sentiment, he'll try his best to not break it accidently.

15. Makes the other eat breakfast.

Jonathan has to literally drag Edward out of the basement to get him to eat the important meal of the day, Jonathan isn't going to put the food to waste.

16. Remembers anniversaries.

Maybe Edward, I'd say Jonathan too but he literally forgot Valentine's was a thing until Edward came home with flowers and chocolate one day.

17. Brings up having kids.

Edward. This is after they've married and became husbands, Edward never considered the idea of children, but he truly believes he would be a great father despite his line of work. So one night Edward brings up the topic of having a child, maybe from adoption or asking Harley to be the surrogate mother. Jonathan will have to think about it, if he feels ready to be a father, he'll tell Edward.

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