#Vacation Quotes

[sprinkleofquirk]

Tim, on his 13th attempt to sneak out of the mansion to go on patrol with the flu and walking pneumonia: I didn’t “lose” my spleen. To lose something is to imply you don’t know where it is, and I know exactly where my spleen is; it just isn’t in my body-

Alfred, tired™ and armed with a tranquilizer: Even so, Master Drake, I must insist you get back into bed.

[daimonclub]

Quotes and ideas on vacation, aphorisms, quotations, and thoughts by great auhtors and writers about the time and place of vacation, or holiday if you prefer

[kekmart]

150+ Taking Break Quotes: A Moment of Reflection and Inspiration

Sometimes, life can become overwhelming, and we all need a break to recharge and refocus. Whether you’re facing a challenging situation, working on a demanding project, or navigating the ups and downs of a relationship, taking a break can be the key to finding clarity and peace. Here are some meaningful quotes to remind you of the importance of taking a break in various aspects of life. Taking…

[sunshinesere]

Emily Henry / People We Meet On Vacation

[beebundt]

thinking a little too much abt durge/orin sibling relationship rn. 🩸ft. my durge (briar, they/them)

[fairydrowning]

in order to live a happy life, you must romanticize everything (and see a good therapist).

[catmadeofsalad]

Lord Diavolo: Ah! MC! I'm glad you could make it!

MC: Me too. What did you call me over for?

Lord Diavolo: I just want to know how your doing.

MC: On a scale of Lucifer after a couple bottles of Demonus to Beel after he hasn't eaten in a day?

MC: I'm about an Asmodeus after someone breaking his eye shadow pallet.

Lord Diavolo: Oh my.

Barbatos: I'll schedule a vacation.

[inadequate--feelings]

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Πάλι με σένα στο μυαλό ξυπνάω και βραδιάζω

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[archivewriter1ont]

Bountyhunter: Everyone stopped shooting...I’m going to check it out.

Echo: (handcuffed to a chair) I wouldn’t do that if I were you.

Bountyhunter: Why?

Echo: I’m pretty sure there’s a mean, scary monster on the other side of that door.

Bountyhunter: *scoff* Whatever. *opens door*

Hunter: *charges in snarling, knives drawn*

Bountyhunter: *screams*

Echo: Told you. ☺️

Part Two of "Echo Gets Kidnapped" | Part One

[onnahu]

Batkids in Metropolis

For context: they have sunglasses on, bc it's Metropolis, and they're fucking Gothamites AND bats so...

Cass: It's so...

Cass: It's so bright here.

Duke: Right? How can anyone live here?

Steph *putting on second pair of sunglasses*: Oh man, it gives me flashbacks.

Tim: Wtf, Steph. Flashbacks to what?

Jason: To death. Duh.

*Steph and Jason high-five*

Dick *just wanted a break from Bruce's bullshit*: Sometimes I hate you so much. Why do everything have to be a death joke to you?

Steph: I don't know what you're talking about...

Steph: I'm dead sirious.

Duke: 1/5, unoriginal.

Steph: Hey!

Damian's home bc he's grounded. He skipped school again. Jason and Tim paughed at him and he's now plotting revenge.

[dailykafka]

— August 26, 1911 / Franz Kafka diaries

[tanked-up]

Couples retreat, yall !!

[braxix]

Gil-Galad: Who's that?

Galadriel: Don't tell me tou don't know his name!

Celebrimbor: Seriously? You don't know your own herald's name?

Gil-Galad: I do, it's Elrond and that's not Elrond.

Celeborn: Who's Elrond?

Gil-Galad: My herald!

Galadriel: Erenion, dear, his name's Erestor. There is no Elrond.

Gil-Galad: Who the hell's Erestor?!

[sunshinesere]

Emily Henry / People We Meet On Vacation

[cardinalcheerio]

Jason: I'm just gonna dive into angst like a majestic swan into a pond

Tim: ima just bellyflop

[jolivers-wonder]

𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳.