tanked-up

[tanked-up]

Soap: Stop asking me if my husband’s single, you guys know I have a crush on him.

Gaz: Uh, who are you talking too…?

Soap: That one recruit who asks the same question every day and is currently heading our way.

Ghost: I’m no one’s property.

Recruit: Hi-

Ghost: Can’t talk I’m taken and he bites

Recruit: …

Soap: I’ll leave a mark

[tanked-up]

*Ghost and Soap having an everyday conversation*

Soap: Hey so I was thinking, if later you’d like to-

Recruit #1: Smash?

Recruit #2: Bang?

Ghost glaring: … Your question, Mactavish?

Soap: Uh… no that’s about right

Recruit #1 and #2 fist bump each other: Told you we’d be out here saving marriages

[tanked-up]

Soap: Tomorrow we can bang

Soap: *hang*

Soap: Oh God

Ghost: No take backs

[tanked-up]

Soap: I could be your loser husband, do you ever think of that?

Ghost: I don’t care about any losers, sergeant.

Soap: I could be your trophy wife, do you ever think of that.

Ghost takes a deep breath: You’re no trophy-

Soap: I’ll let you shine me and I’ll personally stack myself on the shelf.

Price leaving after ears dropping outside the door: Why did I even think they’d be talking about anything else

[tanked-up]

*Ghost and Soap daily convos*

Ghost: Honestly I’m too high

Ghost: You won

Soap: Huh-

Ghost: I care about you

Ghost: and you make me fucking hard

Soap: Sir, I’ll drop to my knees right now

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Price: I wish they turned off their radio

Gaz: Not me, I’m loving every second of this

[tanked-up]

hey I saw that video of Price's voice actor saying "coconut water" and today I saw this post here: https://www.tumblr.com/engstudying/784633735037534208?source=share

have you seen it?

(WAIT I LOVE THIS SM)

Ghost is a whole mood. “COCK- what…”

Price is about to smack him with the hat, while asking Soap wasn’t any difference either. Gaz is out there searching for the coconut water

[tanked-up]

Soap: We’re so in love

Ghost: You know that I hate you right

Soap: We’re so in love

Gaz: Ye-

Ghost: YOU KNOW THAT HE’S MINE. Right

Gaz: SONOFABITCH HE’S MINE TOO

[tanked-up]

Ghost: My boyfriend gives the best kisses

Gaz: Oh God he does

Ghost: What the fuck?

Soap: Ladies… Ladies, one at a time

[tanked-up]

Bringing this back

[tanked-up]

Soap: I’m telepathically sending you a kiss

Ghost: Don’t joke right n- *Slaps cheek*

Soap: HEY.

Ghost: IT WAS A FLY

Soap: SHE WAS THE MESSENGER

[tanked-up]

Soap: I’m going to commit a crime.

Gaz: Hm?

Soap: Public nudity

Gaz: Huh.

Soap: I’m taking my clothes off right now

Gaz: You are literally in your room and the only “public” with you right now is Ghost.

Ghost: IF YOU DON’T LET HIM FINISH-

[tanked-up]

Soap: Should I.

Gaz: If you have a death wish

————————————————

Soap: I’m jealous of your heart

Ghost: Why.

Soap: Because it’s pumping inside you and I’m not

Gaz: *sighs* warned him-

Ghost: *Blushes* wow- I…

Gaz: OH MY GOD

[tanked-up]

Soap: Ghost

Ghost: …

Soap: Do you love me!

Ghost: Would you please let me leave the room, before you start again.

Soap: Answer the question.

Ghost: Johnny-

Soap: Simo-

Ghost: I LITERALLY JUST KISSED YOU GOODNIGHT

[tanked-up]

Soap: 🖇️

Gaz: What.

Soap: That’s us, we are paperclips supporting each other

Gaz: Oh My God

Price: SOAP COME DRINK YOUR FUCKING MEDS

[tanked-up]

Soap: Don’t you trust me?

Ghost: Why should I? All the boys I’ve dated were dogs

Gaz: Don’t-

Soap: Meow

[tanked-up]

Gaz: Can you come collect your freak of a man please

Gaz: He’s doing things…

Ghost: No, I set him loose on purpose

Gaz: Wh-

Ghost: He needs enrichment

Soap: I’m in this chat too you know…

[tanked-up]

Soap: So pretty

Ghost: Are you flirting with me?

Soap: Yes

Ghost: Don’t ever do that again

*Soap leaves*

Price: Ghost-

Ghost: I need him so bad