#Source: SpongeBob SquarePants

[riverdeansart]

two bart posts in a row, the tides are turning

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: What am I supposed to do all day while you're in the Emerald City? Elphaba: I don't know. What do you normally do when I'm gone? Glinda, crying: Wait for you to get back.

[bwaybby09]

Ariana Grande: Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you’re away?

Cynthia Erivo: I don’t know? What do you normally do when I’m gone?

Ariana Grande: (visibly tearing up) Wait for you to get back…

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: If you had to choose between Tim and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Damian: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Jason: 63 cents.

Damian: I'll take the money.

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Bellatrix's first ride on the Hogwarts Express] Bellatrix, leaning out the window: Bye Reg! Bye Cissy! Bye Andy! Bye Reg! Bye Siri- Sirius: You said bye to Reg twice. Bellatrix: I like Regulus best.

[incorrecttwsted]

[chelledoggo]

Kinger: "i don't know how to tie my shoes! i haven't worn shoes for over 20 years! ...but sometimes i like to wear this little sock over my lower half."

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: *to Soldier* You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: *unsteadily steps into her kitchen and sqwarks loudly in shock*

Eddie: *sitting with Wally at her kitchen table, folding paper streamers* Oh, pardon us, Poppy! Did we wake ya'?

Wally: Good evening, neighbour.

Poppy: Oh, um... no, what are you two doing here at this hour of the night? A-And what is all this?

Poppy: *gestures to the party decorations, particularly a handmade banner reading "Congrats on the Self-Awareness!"

Wally: We're here to give you the New Member Initiation.

Poppy: ...What?

Wally: Are you ready, Eddie?

Eddie: *gives him a thumbs up* Ready!

Poppy: What?!

Eddie/Wally: *singing and clapping* WELCOME TO OUR CLUB! WELCOME TO OUR CLUB! WELCOME POPPY WELCOME POPPY WELCOME POPPY WELCOME POPPY WELCOME POPPY-

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

Homura: can you back away from me? You’re making me claustrophobic.

Kyoko: what does claustrophobic mean?

Madoka: it means she’s afraid of Santa Claus

Homura: no it doesn’t!

Kyoko: ho ho ho!

Madoka: STOP IT KYOKO YOU’RE SCARING HER!!!

[incorrect-finding-frankie]

Real Frankie: Bye Lucky! Bye Henry. Bye Toon. Bye Lucky!

Deputy Duck: You said “bye Lucky” twice.

Real Frankie: I like Lucky.

[vaggietheangel]

Charlie:What am I supposed to do all day while your training with Carmila?

Vaggie:I don't know, what do you normally do when I'm gone?

Charlie:Wait for you to get back...

[wildlyincorrect]

Glinda: Bye, Elphie! Bye, Fiyero! Bye, Elphie! Pfannee: You said "Bye, Elphie!" twice. Glinda: I like Elphie.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Have you seen my underwear?

Natasha: No…

Y/N: Do you want to?

[timdrakeismypatronus]

Tim: Oh no, I lost my pen. Steph: You can borrow mine. Tim: Thanks! Jason: *breaks down door* I LOST SOMETHING ONCE

[emmikay]

Menelaus: Odysseus, Penelope, you can go home.

Penelope: Okay!

Odysseus and Penelope: (get into a car, drive off)

Agamemnon: Was that their car?

Menelaus:

Helen: No.