#Source: Facebook

[vanalex]

[incorrectdccomicquotes]

Tim Drake: You’re not special for reading The Great Gatsby, we all went to high school.

Jason Todd: Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in the world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had.

Tim Drake: Okie dokie, let’s town it down here, I was just making a joke.

Jason Todd: So was I. That’s one of the first lines of the book.

Tim Drake: What.

Tim Drake: I never read the book.

[twistedappletree]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: According to some old myths, birthmarks show where you got killed in your past life.

Scott: I have birthmarks on both sides of my head. I think I was speared.

Sam: Nope, you were shot. When your leader says “Duck!” you do not respond with “Where?!”

Scott: Man, I hope I got to see the duck before I died.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Honestly, who the fuck actually likes sparkling water? That shit tastes like TV static.

Harper: I don't know how he came to this conclusion, I just know he's absolutely right.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

*Watchin a film together on the couch*

Tim: She better not go back to him.

Jason: *Doesn't answer as he drinks the last bit in his cup, lookin up at the ceilin*

Tim: *Lookin at Jason* What are you lookin at?

Jason: *Still lookin up at the ceilin* That spider

Tim: *Looks up frantically at the ceilin* Where? I don't see it!

Jason: Huh. *Not takin his eyes off the ceilin* Must've fell already.

Tim: No! *Scurries off the couch*

Jason: Since you're up, can you get me somethin to drink? *Looks at Tim, givin the cup to him*

Tim: *Laughin at the trick, takin the cup and hittin Jason on the head with it before makin him a drink*

[inmyperfectworld]

Locs hairstyles inspo, part 2✨🩷

[hellgirl666xx]

😈

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius, while cleaning a mess kid!Harry made: We need a slur for toddlers Remus: in polish we have "gówniaki", which roughly translates to "shitlings" Sirius: Perfect

[goldandglittersblog]

Draco: Hey, How's the boyfriend?

Hermione: I've told you a hundred times that Ron and I broke up. Why do you keep asking this?

Draco: Feels incredibly good to hear the news.

[ironstrange-is-the-endgame]

Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this

Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.

Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.

America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.

Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!

America: and here’s the Hufflepuff

[ppgxrrblove]

pencil drawings are the best

[coffee-and-uhg]

His friend who took this photo captioned it, “don’t ever leave.”

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: How about I get Wanda this?

Sam: Are you serious?

Y/N: She loves cooking!

Bucky: You can't get her that!

Y/N: It's perfect!

Yelena: You're an idiot.

Y/N: But—

Kate: You can't get Wanda a bag of onions for Christmas!

[capndragn94]

Entrapta: What can I gift to my husband? He doesn't drink, doesn't wear suits, can't grow a beard, hates golf and video games, and thinks grilling ruins the food.

Sea Hawk: Just get him Legos. Every guy loves legos. They're like the boobs of toys.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: Hey, Dick what are you workin on?

Dick: *Puttin two cans together* I'm makin a bird

Jason: Oh, man, I gotta be honest, that doesn't look anythin like a bird.

Dick: Yea it does.. *Puttin the two cans on top of each other* It's a two can.