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[knickknackoftheday]

soy sauce flash drive

[oracle-fae]

by shapelessflame

[leinterested]

Elf girls

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.

officer: last name?

Dick : .....ah. you must be new.

[spooniestrong]

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me

James: how did you get in my house?

Regulus: exactly

[pandorasmage]

[prettylittleproblem]

The Witch

[fyanimaldiversity]

African wild dog (Lycaon pictus) with reduced pattern

[knickknackoftheday]

sheep teapot

[vanalex]

[standatsvthoughts]

*on a nature hike*

Nancy: it’s beautiful out here

Steve: and quiet

Nancy: too quiet

Steve: did we lose someone?

*Cut to Eddie and Robin trying to befriend a bear*

[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Damian : Who hurt you ?

Dick : *snorting* What, do you want a list ?

Damian : ...Yes, actually.

[more-than-ideas]

Obscure

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: i just need to hear those three little words

Sirius: i love you

Remus: try again

Sirius, grumbling: i will behave

[random-generated-name]

Bruce: I like your new pants!

Clark: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Bruce: I’d like them better if they were 100% off 😉

Clark: The store can’t just give away clothes for free

Bruce: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Clark: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Bruce.

Later that night

Clark waking up randomly: Oh my god! Bruce was trying to flirt with me!