#Saphron arc

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *visiting Argus and enjoying a hot tub*

Saphron: *wrapped in a towel* Hey, Pyrrha Nikos! What a surprise running into you! Do you mind if I join you in the hot tub?

Pyrrha: *sinks down a bit* Uh…I can’t think of any reason why you shouldn’t…! 😅

Saphron: *drops her towel and slips in* Oooooh…! That feels good…!

Pyrrha: 😐

Saphron:

Saphron: …listen, Pyrrha…can I call you Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: Oh! Of course…!

Saphron: I know that you were partnered with my little brother Jaune. He talks about you all the time in his letters and on the phone.

Saphron: I don’t know much about your relationship or about you, but I know you’re a big celebrity and I’m pretty my brother likes you.

Pyrrha: I…well…I’m flattered…? 😅

Saphron: Now, I know he’s kind of a dork, and that he’s got terrible social skills, but he’s my baby brother, so I don’t want to see him hurt! 😔

Saphron: I’m honestly amazed he made it this far in combat school, let alone landed a partner like you!

Pyrrha: …well…Jaune is very determined and that’s just how the chips fell! 😅

Saphron: Look…I guess what I’m trying to say is…please don’t hurt him. If he asks you out, just let him down gently, okay? I love my brother but you are, like, WAY out of his league! 🙄

Pyrrha: *fidgeting awkwardly* …um…well, I think you may be selling him a bit short… 😕

Saphron: Well, whatever happens, please just be kind to him. I know he thinks he’s a big, tough huntsman student now, but to me he’ll always be my goofy baby brother who cried when we watched Finding Nemo!

Pyrrha: Well, um, you can certainly count on me to take care of Jaune!

Saphron: Thanks, Pyrrha. I really worry about him, you know? He’s like a wet cat sometimes, so pathetic that you just want to protect him! 😆

Saphron: Oops! I think I left my phone in the locker room! I’d better grab it in case my babysitter needs me!

Saphron: *climbs out of the tub and walks away*

Pyrrha: *cranes her neck and watches until Saphron turns a corner* 😬

Pyrrha: *frantically reaches under the water and pulls* 😰

Jaune: *surfaces beside Pyrrha with no clothes on and gasping for breath* I thought she’d never leave…! 😫

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Saphron: Dad, I'm a lesbian.

Papa Arc: *Not looking up from the newspaper* Okay Honey, whatever makes you happy

Saphron: ... Is that all?

Papa Arc: ... *lowering his newspaper* Uh ... I'm happy ya trust me enough to tell me?

Saphron: That's it?

Papa Arc: ... Should there be more? Because, Like, I've know. Yer Mama's still hopin' fer grandkids. Be prepared to find a donor, or to try adoption.

Saphron: ... Okay? Thanks?

~~~~~

Saphron: Mom, I'm lesbian!

Mama Arc: ... *in the most "sad wet cat" tone imaginable* Grandbabies?

[kamen20ghost]

Arc family shenanigans 2

Part1 

Jaune and papa arc are siting at table as jaune to mess with his sister change his name in her scroll to burrito bell as she with her girlfriend Terra.

Jaune: Alright what should we say first?

Papa arc: Just say.”What are you doing?”

Jaune:*Texted what are you doing to his sister.* We sent it.

In the other room Terra saw the text and was a bit mad

Terra: Why the hell is burrito Bell asking you what are you doing?

Saphron: *Confused* I don’t know who this is. It’s just a scam.

Jaune: *Both he and his dad are chuckling as he starts to write the second text.* Did you send your girl home yet? I’ve been waiting all day to see you.*Hits send*

Papa arc: *Laughing and trying to keep it from getting to loud.*

Terra: What the fuck Saphron? who is this bitch? Is this what your midnight crunchwrap are?

Saphron: No! I don’t know who this is. It’s just a misunderstanding I don’t know!

Jaune and papa arc are chuckling and giggling as the couple argue.

Jaune: *Writing the third text.* Why do you still talk to her last week? You said you were getting rid of her. *Hits send*

The boys watch as Terra angerly walks to the front door as Saphron follows.

Terra: You know what. Why don’t you go Hang out with burrito bell and get a crunchwrap. *Makes her way to the door and opens it only to close it as Saphron was moment away from her.*

Saphron: Are you being serious like you’re actually upset over this? It’s a scam or somet- * Gets door closed in front of her face as she looks over to her brother and dad laughing and sees a scroll in jaune’s hand.* Are you guys dead ass? Fuck you guys. *Walks off with a light smirk as she knew, she got Pranked.*

Papa arc: What it’s not like it’s McSchnee’s.

[chiefatticcreator]

Status effect: "Piggfy" for Sapphron as she watches Jaune fuck Terra in front of her.

"Piggify": Turns the muse into an animal that only craves sexual gratification

Saphron had stumbled on the scene by pure chance, returning from errands in town earlier than she had initially planned to. which meant that she had been given a first row view to jaune fucking Terra on the living room's couch. She could see everything, every grimace of pleasure on Terra's face, every twitch of her eyes, the way she blushed, how her body moved from Jaune fucking her...

The first thing Saphron had felt was betrayal. Shock, anger, despair, at what she was seeing. Not only was her wife cheating on her, something already heart-breaking in "normal" circumstances, but she was cheating on her with Jaune, Saphron's baby brother!

Groceries fell to the ground as Saphron gasped in horror, and yet she could not look away. When the two lovers looked up at her, Jaune had the decency of looking somewhat embarassed, but that did not make him stop fucking terra in the slightest. As for Terra...

"I'm.. I'm sorry!" she screamed, as another orgasm sent ripples of pleasure through her body and she squirted on the couch. "He's... he's just fucking me so good!"

Despite the shock and betrayal, Saphron didn't move. She couldn't. Her eyes were glued to the lewd sight in front of her, to the sight of her borther, looking more handsome than she had ever remembered, and her wife looking in throes of pleasure she had never reached before.

What started as shock and betrayal in Saphron's mind turned to confusion, then to curiosity.

Without even realizing it consciously, she had started to rub herself to the sight of her brother fucking her wife. She had gotten more and more wet and excited, thinkign was mroe and more difficult, she did not know what to do...

until, at some point, she was kneelign on the floor, panting like a bitch in ehat and masturbating, and the only thing she could think of was wanting to feel as good, to have as many orgasms, as Terra had.

"please... jaune..." Saphron whined. "Fuck me!"

[howlingday]

Jaune: Penny, why did you feel the need to lie to your classmates?

Penny: ...

Penny: I... I wanted the attention. (Hiccups)

Blake: (Thinking) Telling casual lies when the impulse strikes is a dangerous habit. Deception must be used strategically, and you must commit to it completely. You stake your very life upon it! A proper lie requires plausible details in or to be convincing, as well as at least a kernel of truth. When telling an audacious falsehood...

Blake: Penny, erm... Lying is... wrong. Yes.

Saphron: (Thinking) I deal with liars ever day, and they're worthless trash, every last one of them. They're nothing but parasites eating away at our great kingdom! Me? Well, yes, I lie about who I am, but that's for Jaune's sake! Anything is righteous if it's for Jaune!.

Saphron: Y-Yeah. Liars are garbage.

Jaune: You, uh- You should be honest with yourself, Penny, and comfortable with who you are. You'll, uh, definitely get along better with others if you're honest!

Blake: ...

Saphron: ...

Jaune: ...

Penny: ...Being a liar seems awful. I'll try to stop.

[zexapher]

The Crew Meets Saphron for the First Time

I was leafing through some character stills yesterday for a whole other meme I was making when I saw this one of Blake with an absolutely maniacal look upon her face seeing Saphron for the first time, and I just knew I had to throw something together. It just looked too funny to pass up.

The show has this sort of off-screen friendship between Jaune and Blake going on. Do they do bookclub together? I don't know, but little bits like this really sneak it in. She is so ready to bang meet Jaune's sister. Blake wants the blonde harem to go through the childhood stories and pics, gather some blackmail material.

That scene in general is too good, so much going on. The sibling energy with Jaune, who totally knows his sister will embarrass him. It comes with Oscar, with that vacant look on his face and his hands tucked into his pockets and everything! Qrow in the background having none of it. Yang and Nora! Ren lookin’ too cool. Weiss with that wholesome smirk.

Then Ruby absolutely pops off, living her best life! It’s inspirational.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Yang & Ilia: (sitting at a table with mountains of pudding packs around them)

Blake: What are they doing?

Emerald: Some battle of the lesbians or something (munches popcorn) They're going to eat out those pudding cups with just their tongues.

Weiss: Pardon???

Emerald: Yeah, scoring is going to be on number finished, Jaune is going to inspect that.

Jaune: Hello!

Emerald: And how long they last. So stamina and prowess I guess.

Blake & Weiss: (shocked Pikachu face)

Ilia: You got no chance, Blondie.

Yang: I've got years of practice doing this for fun against Ruby. You think you can do better than expertise?

Ruby: Alright! On your mark! Get set!

Saphron: Hold on! I'm getting in on this!

Jaune: Saph?!?!?!

Ruby: Okay! Are there any other last-minute participants? No? Okay. Go!

Yang, Ilia, & Saphron: (start licking and sucking down pudding packs like champs)

Blake & Weiss: (watching their girlfriends with flushed faces)

Terra: Go, Saphron! Go!

Blake: Both are winning after this, agreed?

Weiss: Agreed.

[arc-misadventures]

What are those: Side Story: How does Saphron and Terra react to their son being a Dragon Faunus just like his father?

He’s What?

Jaune: Okay… (Sniff sniff!) Hmm… Seems like i’m all alone this time… Like make the call…

Jaune: …

Jaune: …

Jaune: Pick up, come on please pick up…

(Click~!)

: Cotta Arc Residence, to who… Oh! Hey, Jaune!

Jaune: Hey, Saphron.

Spahron: How’s my favourite little brother doing?

Jaune: I’m lright, most things considered. Is, Terra there?

Saphron: Yeah, one moment; Terra?!

Terra: Yeah?

Saphron: Jaune’s calling, he wants to speak to you!

Terra: Jaune’s calling~! Jaune? Hi, Jaune!

Jaune: Hi, Terra. And, hello, Adrian, hows my favourite little nephew?

Adrian: Bwua~!

Jaune: Sounds like he was trying to say my name.

Terra: Sounds like he was.

Saphron: Mommy should be his first words, not, Jaune you little rascal~!

Adrian: Ah-haha!

Terra: No he’ll be saying, Mom first.

Saphron: We’ll see… Nice outfit by the way.

Terra: And, horns? When did you get those?

Jaune: Oh, well my teacher wanted to test my capacity to breath fire; So he had me push my flame to the limits, and well, these happened. I’m not sure why, or how, but they did. As for the clothes, well they set me on fire…

Saphron: They set you on fire?!

Jaune: It was to test my ability to withstand fire. They incinerated all my clothes… I lost my, Pumpkin Pete’s hoodie in the fire…

Saphron: Not the hoodie?! You spent months trying to get that!

Jaune: Yeah, luckily my girlfriend is, Pumpkin Pete’s poster girl, she told me she would get me a replacement. One with a zipper, I can’t wear anything that is an overhead shirt because of these things. Hehe.

Saphron: Girlfriend?

Terra: And, it’s that girl on the cereal?

Jaune: Yeah, her name is, Pyrrha Nikos. She actually my partner here at, Beacon. She basically claimed the spot as first chosen.

Terra: First chosen?

Jaune: If a faunas develops a harem, there is this hierarchical set up in it. It doesn’t mean anything, bar she was the first picked.

Saphron: Harem? Jaune, are you making a harem?!

Jaune: Uhh�� Yeah… I am. It wasn’t my plan to, I would have been more than happy for it to be just me, and Pyrrha. But, since I can, and dozens of faunas are chasing after me…

Terra: You started a harem.

Jaune: There’s only the three of us. Honestly I haven’t done anything, Pyrrha is actually the one who started it. I was just teasing a girl, Pyrrha was the one who pulled her into a supply closet.

Terra: And, suddenly she in your harem?

Jaune: No… That… that happened after our little tryst in a changing booth…

Saphron: A changing booth? That reminds me of our times in a changing booth. Spending all that time ‘trying on’ clothes was so much fun~!

Terra: I had more fun ‘trying on’ those clothes as home~! So, Jqune, since Pyrrha is your, ‘First Chosen,’ what does that make me?

Jaune: W-What are you talking about?

Terra: She’s your first girlfriend, first chosen, harem member, whatever you want to call her. I’m the mother to your first child, what does that make me?

Jaune: O-Oh… T-T-That… I don’t know… I’ll have to ask around…

Terra: Please do so, I would like to have a title that better then, ‘Baby Mommy.’

Jaune: Don’t say that again.

Saphron: But, its true. She is your baby mommy.

Jaune: Quit referring to your wife like that.

Saphron: But, it’s hot!

Jaune: Okay… So speaking of, Adrian. I wanted to call to see if you had any news if, Adrian is a… is a faunas?

Terra: No, no he isn’t.

Jaune: He isn’t?

Terra: He has, nor will have any faunas traits in the future.

Jaune: Haaa… That’s a relief.

Saphron: What’s was the problem with, Adrian potentially being a faunas though? You are a faunas, I wouldn’t care if my son was a faunas, I only care he is a healthy baby boy.

Jaune: Because, I have the wife of the chieftain of Menagerie hovering about me, High Leader to the White Fang breathing down my neck, a fantical faction of the, White Fang who wants to start a ‘holy’ race war in my name, and lastly I have the knowledge that a group of zealot faunas have started a cult worshiping me as a god. Do you have any idea how scared I am, how worried I am if they learn about my son? I may be putting on a smile, and easily accepting my place as some sort of messiah figure, but, Saphron… I’m scared as all hell about what the future may bring. It’s spiralling out of control, and I have no idea what’s happening, let alone what may happen. And, that’s not saying it will be the faunas that hurts my family, could be the, Schnee Dust Company, Jacques Schnee has had a beef with me for years. Atlas is a bunch of paranoid lunatics so they may try something. Being paranoid myself is the only thing I’ve got to defend myself against what may happen. I’m scared… There’s nothing else to it.

Saphron: Oh… I didn’t know.

Terra: I’m sorry to hear that, Jaune. If there is anything we can do to help you?

Jaune: Just stay safe, and make sure nothing bad happens to, Adrian. Okay?

Saphron: Don’t worry, Jaune; I’m a, Arc, and I’m a mother. You know how we, Arc’s get when it come to protecting our young. Don’t worry, I’ll keep him safe.

Jaune: That’s all I can ask for… But, if you need anything, anything at all just let me know. You know I’m filthy rich, so money won’t be an issue.

Saphron: You already payed for this house as our wedding present, we don’t need any money.

Terra: But, there is something else we do need… Well, it’s more of a want than a need really.

Jaune: And, what is…? (Sniff, sniff!) Oh no…

Saphron: What is it?

Terra: Is that person who was spying on you, are they back?

Jaune: No, I dealt with her, but this is worse.

Terra: Worse…?!

Saphron: What is it?

Jaune: It’s…

: Jauney~!

Jaune: It’s mom…

Juniper: There you are, I’ve been looking…? Oh, Hello, Saphron, Terra, wittle Adrikins~!

ST: Hi mom~!

Adrian: Bwah-haha!

Juniper: Why are you calling your sisters, Jaune? Something faunas related?

Jaune: You could say that.

Juniper: Does it have to do with, Adrian being your son?

ST: WHAT?!

Jaune: You knew?!

Juniper: I’ve know for years. Especially now since, Adrian looks just like his father when he was his age.

Jaune: He does?

Juniper: Of course. Here, look at this photo.

Jaune: Oh shit, he does look like me…

Saphron: Aww~! He’s adorable!

Terra: They look like splitting images of each other.

Juniper: Yes, so you don’t need to hide this, at least from your family anymore.

Terra: Oh good, because there is something we, mostly I want from you, Jaune.

Jaune: And, that is…?

Terra: Do you… Do you want to give, Adrian a sibling?

Jaune: What?!

Juniper:

YES!!!

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Haa… At last, I’m free…

This has been stuck in my draft box for months. It just wasn’t continuity appropriate to do it. But, it’s finally done.

Do enjoy~!

[howi99]

Grimm arc

How did jaunes dad meet Salem. You said in a past post that it was the reason he didn't train jaune.

Not yet papa arc: Professor Ozpin? Why have you asked me to meet you this late at night? D-did i do something wrong?

Ozpin: I heard you were planning to engage Miss Arc, were you not?

NYPA: H-how did you know that!? I bought the ring yesterday!

Ozpin: Quite. *Looking out window* Did she tell you about our family link? That she is part of my family?

NYPA: N-no? She's like a cousin, i assume? Maybe an uncle?

Ozpin: *chuckling* Tell me, my friend, what is your favorite fairy tale?

_______

Papa Arc: And once we began going on missions, it wasn't long before she decided to appear to me. She asked for an invitation to the wedding and left.

Saphron: But why did you refused to train Jaune? Wouldn't he have an easier time?

Papa Arc: *haunted look* She kept "testing" me for the next 5 years to see if i had what it took to be her "son-in-law". She only does that to Huntsman and huntress. I didn't want any of you to make someone suffer like i did!

[falleri-salvatore]

RWBY AU Prompt:

--There are Four Foundational Families (one in each: Vale, Mistral, Mantle/Atlas and Vacuo) that can be considered Primarchical Royal Families (that is to say: they are Ozlem descendants. This fact is VERY hidden knowledge; so hidden in fact that neither Salem nor Ozpin knew until later on). --The Four Foundational Families share the following characteristics: Incredibly powerful and versatile (as well as hereditary) Semblances, immensely potent and dense Aura (not always vast, this depends on the individual), incredible life force (that is to say, they age slowly, seldom get ill and have much larger than average lifespan), and recessive yet highly persistent Silver Eyes AND Black Blood genes (rarely, some descendants are born with either one or both of these traits being dominant at random). The Schnee and Pendragon (now Arc) families are two confirmed families out of the four. --The Schnee and the Arc families have a longtime friendship with each other (which leads to the Schneeblings and the Arc Siblings being childhood friends). --Cinder was found and adopted by Qrow. Because of the series of events that unfolded prior to this, Qrow was ALMOST persona-non-grata in Atlas (Ironwood, Willow and Ozpin had to call in on a LOT of favors for the "Almost" part). --Weiss (and by extension Winter and Whitley) are childhood friends with Jaune (and his sisters). However, whereas Weiss enrolled in Atlas Prep to follow her sister's footsteps, Jaune studied in Shade Academy, where he met and befriended Pyrrha Nikos (and became her first and best friend, as well as her first love and her friendliest rival). --Saphron, Winter, Cinder and Terra studied in Beacon (Saphron, Winter and Terra came from Atlas Prep, where as Cinder came from Signal) and were on the same team (Team ASBT/Asbestos). Saphron was the leader, Saphron and Terra were partners while Winter and Cinder were partnered. --Winter and Cinder got along like cat-and-dog/ice-and-fire, with Cinder goading and taunting Winter every chance she could and Winter inevitably losing her temper (think of Qrow and Winter's canon dynamic). Cinder disdained Winter (at first) because she thought of her as a spoiled Atlesian princess (and Cinder hated anything to do with Atlas) while Winter detested being compared to a vapid socialite that was common for an Atlesian lady of her age (it was the reason she chose to come to Beacon after all, with Ironwood's endorsement no less, to get away from it all).

--Saphron Arc was pretty much the "Summer Rose/Glynda Goodwitch/Pyrrha Nikos" of her generation; that is to say, she was an unparalleled prodigy among her peers (shame that she, along with Terra, retire from being huntsmen early on). --Because of the different circumstances, Cinder Branwen was made the Fall Maiden instead of Amber (originally, Saphron was the one planned to be made the maiden; however, she declined). Amber, instead, is one of Cinder's bodyguards. --During their time in Beacon: Weiss and Pyrrha are fierce rivals in both love (over Jaune) and combat, and every time they fight, they never fail to destroy the arena. It has gotten to the point that Glynda prohibits them from fighting each other during Combat Class because she dreads having to clean up the mess. --Ozpin and Qrow can't help but reminisce over the fact that Pyrrha's and Weiss' rivalry was like a mix between Summer's and Raven's (fighting over Tai), and Winter's and Cinder's (fundamentally so very very similar that they can't help BUT clash).

[notmaplemable]

Arc-White

Willow: Thank you for taking us in Nicholas. We wouldn't have had anywhere to go thanks to him.

Papa Arc: Anything for an old friend.

Winter: So, you're the eldest sister of the Arc's?

Garnet: Yeah?

Winter: I see that you've managed to mostly keep your younger siblings in line.

Garnet: I just make sure they don't get themselves killed, and patch up some cuts when needed.

Saphron: Aww, look at little Weiss. She's adorable.

Weiss: *Huffs*

Jaune: Why did it have to be three more girls.

Whitley: I'm a boy.

Jaune: I don't believe you.

(Because calling it Arc-Blance or Arc-Weiss would be weird)

[superiorsturgeon]

How would your favorite jaune ship react to Adrian crawling onto their laps and calling them auntie?

Pyrrha: *wearing a nice dress and politely sitting on the couch in the Cotta-Arc residence as her hosts prepare tea/snacks*

Pyrrha: *blows out a big breath* Okay, so far so good! I’ve met Jaune’s sister and her wife, I’m wearing my nice-but-casual dress, and I haven’t made any mistakes or said anything embarrassing! 😮‍💨

Pyrrha: *feels something touch her knee*

Pyrrha: *looks down* 😕 ???

Adrian: *sitting on the floor beside the couch, sizing up the strange red-hair lady who came to visit with his uncle*

Pyrrha: Um…h-hello, little boy…?

Pyrrha: Oh, I hoped Jaune or his sister or her wife would be here when I met his nephew! I feel so awkward! 😰

Adrian: *raises his little hands and looks Pyrrha in the eye* 🤨

Pyrrha: Do…do you want up…?

Adrian: 🥺

Pyrrha: Um…okay, let me just…? *uncomfortably lifts Adrian under his arms and sets him on the couch beside her*

Pyrrha: T-that’s what you wanted, r-right?

Adrian: 😠

Adrian: *determinedly crawls into Pyrrha’s lap* Aun-ee!

Pyrrha: …wait…

Pyrrha: ��did you just say…?

Adrian: *nestles into Pyrrha and grabs at her hand with his little fingers* Aun-ee! 😃

Pyrrha: 🫢

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Jaune: *in the Cotta-Arc kitchen, arranging snacks on a tray* Thanks for being chill with Pyrrha, Saph. Don’t tell her I told you, but she was so nervous on the way here that she almost made herself sick.

Saphron: No problem, baby bro! I know it’s scary meeting the family! *takes tray and steps through the kitchen door*

Saphron: *stops short*

Saphron: *leans back to the kitchen* Psst, Jaune! Come see what your girlfriend is doing!

Jaune: *looks over Saphron’s shoulder*

Pyrrha: *sitting on the couch with Adrian in her lap* Good job! Can you say it again? 😄

Adrian: Aun-ee! Aun-ee Py-ah! 😆

Pyrrha: That’s right! I’m your auntie Pyrrha! You’re so smart! Want me to make the bullhead fly again? *her hand glows black and Adrian’s toy bullhead lifts up and floats around*

Adrian: *squeals with laughter*

Jaune: *filming on his scroll* Oh my GODS…!

@cheeseater2 thanks for the ask! This is an especially fun one for me because I just met my infant nephew for the first time this week and, like Pyrrha, I was SUPER awkward at first! We’ve reached an understanding now!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

I got a promt idea. Saffron showing photos of when Jaune was cross dressing as a kid like wearing dresses (Either willing or forced by sisters) to who ever you want. Probably best to have at least 4 people react but I'm not the writer.

Yeah Four is about as many as I'm willing to do upon request

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Saphron: And this is my Twelfth birthday! We managed to get that dress over his head without him waking up!

Penny: He is very adorable! I want to hug him very tightly!

Yang: Heh, Ruby wouldn't wear a dress like that unless she would die without it.

Penny: He seems to be more comfortable in feminine clothing nowadays.

Saphron: Yeah, there was an abundance of 'Girly' clothes at the house, and sometimes we couldn't get him 'appropriate' attire. He did get made fun of a few times, but me and the rest of our sisters took care of it.

Ruby: What'd your dad think about it.

Saphron: He didn't ... Necessarily like when we did it, but he also made sure to tell Jaune that he was his son no matter what he wore, Which is why Jaune's as comfortable as he is in other clothing.

Saphron: Honestly Dad was more upset about the footie pajamas than the dresses.

Weiss: *Licking her lips* Do you think we could get him to wear a dress now?

Penny: He did wear a dress to the Beacon Academy Dance. Him and the rest of JNPR quote "Tore up the Dance Floor"

Saphron: Really? Is there any photos?

Ruby: No ...

Yang: *Pulling out her scroll* But there is Video!

Weiss: Oh sweet Mana from heaven~

Penny: ...

Ruby: ...

Yang: ...

Saphron: Please refrain from thirsting over my brother when I'm Right here.

[kamen20ghost]

Arcfall fail

Jaune sister had come to visit and he was hanging out with his best friend ren and girlfriend cinder who she meeting for the first time.

jaune: Hey guys this is saphron. This is cinder and you both know ren. I’m get something to drink do you guys want anythin.

Saphron: waters good.

Jaune: Ok. *Walk out of the room into the kitchen.*

Saphron: Hi! *Looks over to cinder.* your really pretty

Cinder: *Intimidated* duh sarha was it?

Saphron: Saphron

Ren:*Look between the Girls with a smile on his face.* This going to be so good.

Cinder: so… how long have you know jaune?

Saphron: practically my whole life.

Cinder: huh that weird.

Ren: Wait for it.

Cinder: He’s never mentioned you before.

Ren: *Pretending to hold a mic like a commentator.* Cinder comes in with a right hook will saphron retaliate.

Saphron: Funny I could say the same about you.

Ren: Saphron holds her ground and the crowd, waited for the next move.

Cinder: Slightly annoyed. Haha funny girl, huh. So how’d you meet?

Saphron: my mom introduced us. How long have you know jaune?

Cinder: for like 3 years now

Saphron: Huh doesn’t ring a bell actually, I don’t think he’s ever mentioned you. At least not by name.

Ren: Saphron wipes, the floor with cinder. Will she recover?

Cinder: I doubt he would talk to you. I’m the only girl in his life you bitch.

Ren: oOoOoOoo the crowds settles as the stand off continues.

Cinder: This is my boyfriend’s apartment.

Saphron: *Understands what happening.* Ooooooooo…

Ren: Ladies and gentlemen saphron has connected the dots will cinder catch on?

Cinder: *Still oblivious.* That right, I’m his girlfriend you tramp. I don’t know what you think you’re doing here but you need to leave.

Ren: *Grinning at how cinder messed up big time.* The stakes raise, does cinder realize what she doing?

Saphron: *Having fun before the revel.* You know what I think I have heard of you.

Ren: *Really excited.* The crowd waits for the final shoe to drop

Cinder: *Is angry.* Of course you have. Because I’m the only woman in his life, now leave.

Saphron: *With a smirk on her face.* Hey jaune can you text mom and let her know that i’m here.

Jaune: *Comes back from the kitchen with her water and heard what saphron said.* Already did and here you go also I’m glad you’re getting along with my sister. I was a little worried not gonna lie.

Ren: The crowd goes crazy as cinder stands there with her dick in her hand.

Cinder: *Surprise mix with worry.* Sister?!

Saphron: *Grabs her drink.* Thank you jaune and yup

Cinder: *Trying to do damage control.* Wow you’re so pretty.

Saphron: Tired of Cinder’s BS. Nope too late. *Turns to her brother best friend.* Ren which one is she?

Ren: *Looks over to Cinder smirking.* Saphron makes her final move.

Cinder: *Very confused.* Which one what do you mean which one?

Saphron: I’m trying to figure out which one you were on the roster. Is she the rebound or the one who sharts in her sleep?

Ren: *Is bowing repeatedly.* All hail saphron she is the god of retaliation.

Cinder: look I’m so sorry! Please don’t tell jaune!

Ren: ladies and gentlemen in an unseen sight. Cinder grovels for forgiveness will saphron accept?

Saphron: *Smirking evilly.* This is gonna be fun.

Ren: oh my god that terrifying you should really be worried.

Cinder: *Hopefull.* So am I forgiven?

Saphron: For a price.

Cinder: Oaky fine I’ll pay anything. What’s the price?

jaune: *Was texting with his mom so didn’t notice what was happen.* hey mom wants us home for dinner. You ready? *Makes his way to the front door.*

Saphron: yup ta-ta Cinder I’ll see you later. * Follows after jaune.*

Ren: *Chuckling.* You’re so screwed.

Cinder: *Waves them off and glares at Ren.* Ren what the fuck?

Ren: ok let not pretend you did not have that coming.

Cinder: why didn’t you warn me that she was his sister.

Ren: let’s also not pretend like where friends okay

Cinder: ugh whatever

[littlelewdmable]

Learning From The Master

Ruby: Don't stop!

Jaune: *Fingering Ruby*

Ruby: AAAHHH!!!

Saphron: *Walks in* Hey what's- Wow!

Jaune: It's not what it looks like!

Ruby: We're just-

Saphron: Jaune! That's not how you finger a pussy! This is~! *Starts fingering Ruby*

Ruby: FUUUU-

[howlingday]

BELLADINA VS ARC

Penny: (Snoring in bed)

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Blake: (Shaking Saphron's hand) It's good to meet you~!

Saphron: (Shaking Blake's hand) You too~!

Blake: (Thinking) Is she a threat to my family? I'll find out everything tonight!.

Saphron: (Thinking) Is my brother in danger? I'll determine that tonight!.

Blake: If you don't mind a simple meal, I can make you something to eat quickly!

Saphron: No. You don't need to.

Saphron: As if I'd ever eat anything you make.

Jaune: Saph, please! You don't need to be so mean!

Saphron: I-I'm not being mean!

Saphron: Dammit! I'm letting my emotions get the better of me! Rrgh, that creep's interrogation earlier is getting me all worked up!. I'll need to be careful so I can keep playing as the loving sister at the embassy!.

Jaune: (Thinking) I need to be careful so I can keep playing the loving househusband I need to be! My career as a contract assassin depends on me pretending to be Blake's husband!.

Jaune: Thank you for the lovely flowers, Saph.

Saphron: You're welcome but let me be absolutely clear when I say this. I do not recognize this marriage. You've been married a whole year without telling me! If you want me to give my blessing, you better have a damn good explanation!

Blake: That's a fair request. You asked me to put my faith in you, Jaune, so that's what I'm going to-

Jaune: I... I FORGOT.

Saphron: You... You're saying the reason you haven't told me for more than a year is because...

Jaune: I forgot! Yes!

Saphron: Then what about a few weeks ago, when you said you were taking someone to the party? Why didn't you tell me then?

Jaune: Oh, uh, w-well... I FORGOT THAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.

Blake: ...

Jaune: ...

Saphron: ...

Saphron: Well, if that's what happened, I can't really argue with you, can I?

Blake: SHE BOUGHT THAT?!.

Saphron: I swear, you can be so scatter-brained, Jaune!

Jaune: I'm sorry!

Blake: Is... Is this normal for the Arc family?

Blake: Dinner is served.

Saphron: Way to interrupt my conversation, jerk. But I can't say that. I'll just have to keep on a smiling face, even when I choke down her awful... Her awful...

Jaune: W-Whoa, Saph! I know Blake's cooking is good, but you don't have to wolf it down like that!

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Jaune: And then, after a couple dinner, we decided to get married.

Saphron: Where did you have dinner? How often? What did you eat each time? What restaurants and at what point did these immoral rendezvous become an official relationship? What's the real reason you two got married?

Blake: Why does it feel like I'm being interrogated?.

Saphron: What do you two call each other when you're alone?

Blake: Uh... Jaune?

Saphron: JAUNE?! BUT THAT'S WHAT I CALL HIM!. THAT'S OUR THING!.

Saphron: A-And what do you call he, Jaune?! Bee?! Blakey-Boo?!

Jaune: Wh-What?! Er, well...

Saphron: IT'S BLAKEY-BOO, ISN'T IT?! (Slamming down wine)

Jaune: N-No! It's just Blake! Saph, maybe you've had enough to drink...

Blake: Here, I brought some water.

Saphron: Grr! (Chugs more wine)

Blake: I need to divert! Divert!.

Blake: So, uh, Jaune tells me you work at the embassy. That's pretty fancy work, isn't it?

Jaune: Yeah! Pyrrha said you were in Little Menagerie recently!

Saphron: Yeah, but it was just for work. But it's such a beautiful city, I wish I could take you one day.

Blake: ...Little Menagerie, right? Off the south coast of Mistral? I remember studying abroad there when I was a student. I remember eating at some wonderful restaurants there.

Saphron: Oh, well, the next time you go, you should try a little cafe there called "The Orange". It's run by this sweet old woman who makes a delicious stew.

Blake: Oh, I think I've eaten there, too! Is that wine also from Little Menagerie?

Blake: "Yes, that wine...".

Saphron: Yeah, that wine...

Blake: "I bought from this shop on Taurus Street.".

Saphron: I bought from this shop on Taurus Street.

Blake: I hope it wasn't too expensive.

Blake: Let me guess... "200 Lien".

Saphron: Well, it's a little pricey, but I think it's a good deal to get quality wine for 200 Lien.

Blake: I knew it.

Blake: Well, I'm glad you were willing to share it with us.

Blake: I thought this conversation sounded familiar. This is the exact same dialogue from the Atlesian Ace Operatives hand-book. It's used as a way to set up a dialogue about traveling abroad to fictional locations. The Orange was renamed The Tangerine after the old woman retired from back problems and put her son in charge. And that bottle of wine comes from a winery that's in the middle of a drought streak, so it's actually 300 Lien. Everything she's said has been a lie, and if she has access to the Ace-Ops hand-book, then her job at the embassy isn't something low-level. Saphron Arc, if that is her real name, is a high-ranking officer for Atlas.

Jaune: See, Saph? Blake's such a nice sister-in-law, isn't she-

Saphron: (Slams her hand on the table) I... already told you... I DON'T RECOGNIZE THIS MARRIAGE.

Jaune: S-Saph! Don't be rude!

Saphron: You're right about one thing, Blake; it is a pricey bottle, but I can afford it, because I have a wonderful brother who inspired me to work hard for my career! I still remember a time I was too sick to work, and my brother would come home covered in blood just to give me my favorite meals. So I could have my medicine to stand on my own two feet today. And I'll do whatever it takes to keep my baby brother safe. Can you say the same, Blake Belladina? Huh, Blakey-Boo?!

Blake: ...I love your brother with all my heart. I care about her just as much as you do, and our daughter loves her, too. She's an important member of the Belladina family. And I don't care if it's knives or bullets or a high-yield bomb, I WILL protect Jaune from any harm!

Saphron: ...

Saphron: I... I could protect him from knives and bullets, but a high-yield bomb?! I... I couldn't do that... Could I?.

Saphron: ...Prove it.

Jaune: Huh?

Saphron: Kiss my brother right now and prove that your love is real.

Blake: If that's what it'll take to prove it to you, then fine. Jaune, let's kiss each other, just like we do every day.

Jaune: HUH?!

Blake: (Leans in) Shall we?

Jaune: W-WAIT! (Grabs bottle, Chugs what's left) Awright... Lez do thiz...

Blake: (Whispering) Hey, if you don't want to...

Jaune: (Whispering) Nono, this iz my famly too...

Saphron: Hey! Why are you both whispering?! If you aren't a real couple, then stop embarrassing yourselves and- (Shink!)

Jaune: (Barely missed her head) Sh-Shaddup, Saph! Imma show you the depths of our love! (Leans into Jaune) Close your eyes, darling... I'm coming in...

Saphron: Y-YOU'RE ACTING SO LEWD!

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Saphron: Jaune, you should be out there making some other girl happy, not your stuck-in-bed-all-day sister.

Jaune: It's okay, Saph! I don't mind it. Besides, even if you're the only girl I make happy, then that's enough for me.

Saphron: Oh? Was that a marriage proposal?

Jaune: Hee hee! Maybe! If you need me to, I'll take care of you the rest of my life!

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Saphron: WAIT! NO! I STILL NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF-

Jaune: I CAN'T DO IT! IT'S SO EMBARRASSING! (Swings fist out)

Saphron: (Cracked in the face by Jaune, Slams into the wall)

Blake: (Slack-jawed, Watching this all happen)

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Penny: (Sits up) AGH! A... A bomb?

Penny: ...

Penny: Zzz...

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Saphron: (Sniffles) I... I get it now... You were so passionate to smear your lips all over this creep's face...

Blake: L-Listen, you're drunk and you're bleeding... Maybe you should-

Saphron: For now, Blake Belladina, my brother's lips are all yours.

Jaune: (Punches) SAPH, STOP!

Saphron: I've let you win this round, Blake Belladina...

Jaune: S-Saph, you're swaying!

Blake: You're both swaying... Are Arcs just naturally light-weight drinkers?.

Jaune: Should I call Terra and have her come pick you up?

Saphron: Please don't drag my wife into this...

Blake: (Smiles, Holds them both)

Saphron: What are you smiling about? Are you enjoying my misery?

Blake: No, not at all. I'm just enjoying the love only two siblings who took good care of each other can share. We should work together to give Jaune the happy life he deserves.

Saphron: ...Don't touch me! (Pushes away) I'll find some way you tricked my brother into marrying you! And if I find out you made him shed a single tear, I'LL HAVE YOU EXEC- I-I mean, I'll... JUST REMEMBER THAT! (Runs away)

Jaune: Be safe on your way home!

Blake: Was she about to say, "She'll have me executed"?.

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Penny: G'morging...

Jaune: Good morning, Penny! I'm sorry you missed Saph last night.

Penny: Saph... Who's Saph?

Jaune: Huh? But I thought you were excited to meet her?

Blake: The way Jaune's sister acted was bad enough...

Penny: Oh! Auntie!

Blake: ...but finding out she's actually a member of the secret police just makes things all the more complicated.

Penny: (Thinking) Secret police?!.

Penny: ...What's that?.

SECRET + POLICE = EXCITING NEW THING!!!

Penny: (Sobbing) Why couldn't I see her?!

Blake: I... I didn't know she'd mean so much to you...