#rwby arcfall

[falleri-salvatore]

Friendly Reminder: Throughout all official RWBY media, there is only ONE PERSON Cinder has shown ANY hint of attraction to.

EDIT: I have been corrected. Turns out Cinder has shown attraction to Coco and Taiyang in RWBY Chibi.

[juanarc-thethird]

Just Fuck Already!

Cinder: *Angry* I will kill you and feed your flesh to the Grimm.

Jaune: *Angry* I want to see you try it after I cut your head off.

Nora: Just fuck already!

Jaune/Cinder: *Blushing* What?!

Nora: Don't "What?!" me. It's obvious that you guys want to fuck each other. Just do it and get it out of your system.

Cinder: I don't want to *ahem* fuck him!

Jaune: Yeah, me *Ahem* me neither!

Nora: And what was that now? Are you two hesitating?

Jaune/Cinder: N-No

Nora: Look, I'm just saying that I'll leave and come back in, say, 3 hours and during that time you can "kill" each other. Got it?

Cinder: *Red* What are you insinuating?!

Nora: Me? Nothing. I'm just letting you two know. So... I'll be back in 3 hours ok.

Jaune: *Red* Nora sto-

Nora: I'LL BE BACK IN 3!! *leaves*

Jaune/Cinder:....

Cinder: As if, we are not going to fuck each other. That's funny.

Jaune: Yeah, she's just talking nonsense.

They fucked for 3 hours.

[madmanwonder]

OH NO JAUNE FOUND OUT THAT THE INTERNET PAIRS HIM WITH HIS BEST FRIEND'S KILLER AND THE REASON WHY HE KILLED PENNY!

[kamen20ghost]

Arcfall fail

Jaune sister had come to visit and he was hanging out with his best friend ren and girlfriend cinder who she meeting for the first time.

jaune: Hey guys this is saphron. This is cinder and you both know ren. I’m get something to drink do you guys want anythin.

Saphron: waters good.

Jaune: Ok. *Walk out of the room into the kitchen.*

Saphron: Hi! *Looks over to cinder.* your really pretty

Cinder: *Intimidated* duh sarha was it?

Saphron: Saphron

Ren:*Look between the Girls with a smile on his face.* This going to be so good.

Cinder: so… how long have you know jaune?

Saphron: practically my whole life.

Cinder: huh that weird.

Ren: Wait for it.

Cinder: He’s never mentioned you before.

Ren: *Pretending to hold a mic like a commentator.* Cinder comes in with a right hook will saphron retaliate.

Saphron: Funny I could say the same about you.

Ren: Saphron holds her ground and the crowd, waited for the next move.

Cinder: Slightly annoyed. Haha funny girl, huh. So how’d you meet?

Saphron: my mom introduced us. How long have you know jaune?

Cinder: for like 3 years now

Saphron: Huh doesn’t ring a bell actually, I don’t think he’s ever mentioned you. At least not by name.

Ren: Saphron wipes, the floor with cinder. Will she recover?

Cinder: I doubt he would talk to you. I’m the only girl in his life you bitch.

Ren: oOoOoOoo the crowds settles as the stand off continues.

Cinder: This is my boyfriend’s apartment.

Saphron: *Understands what happening.* Ooooooooo…

Ren: Ladies and gentlemen saphron has connected the dots will cinder catch on?

Cinder: *Still oblivious.* That right, I’m his girlfriend you tramp. I don’t know what you think you’re doing here but you need to leave.

Ren: *Grinning at how cinder messed up big time.* The stakes raise, does cinder realize what she doing?

Saphron: *Having fun before the revel.* You know what I think I have heard of you.

Ren: *Really excited.* The crowd waits for the final shoe to drop

Cinder: *Is angry.* Of course you have. Because I’m the only woman in his life, now leave.

Saphron: *With a smirk on her face.* Hey jaune can you text mom and let her know that i’m here.

Jaune: *Comes back from the kitchen with her water and heard what saphron said.* Already did and here you go also I’m glad you’re getting along with my sister. I was a little worried not gonna lie.

Ren: The crowd goes crazy as cinder stands there with her dick in her hand.

Cinder: *Surprise mix with worry.* Sister?!

Saphron: *Grabs her drink.* Thank you jaune and yup

Cinder: *Trying to do damage control.* Wow you’re so pretty.

Saphron: Tired of Cinder’s BS. Nope too late. *Turns to her brother best friend.* Ren which one is she?

Ren: *Looks over to Cinder smirking.* Saphron makes her final move.

Cinder: *Very confused.* Which one what do you mean which one?

Saphron: I’m trying to figure out which one you were on the roster. Is she the rebound or the one who sharts in her sleep?

Ren: *Is bowing repeatedly.* All hail saphron she is the god of retaliation.

Cinder: look I’m so sorry! Please don’t tell jaune!

Ren: ladies and gentlemen in an unseen sight. Cinder grovels for forgiveness will saphron accept?

Saphron: *Smirking evilly.* This is gonna be fun.

Ren: oh my god that terrifying you should really be worried.

Cinder: *Hopefull.* So am I forgiven?

Saphron: For a price.

Cinder: Oaky fine I’ll pay anything. What’s the price?

jaune: *Was texting with his mom so didn’t notice what was happen.* hey mom wants us home for dinner. You ready? *Makes his way to the front door.*

Saphron: yup ta-ta Cinder I’ll see you later. * Follows after jaune.*

Ren: *Chuckling.* You’re so screwed.

Cinder: *Waves them off and glares at Ren.* Ren what the fuck?

Ren: ok let not pretend you did not have that coming.

Cinder: why didn’t you warn me that she was his sister.

Ren: let’s also not pretend like where friends okay

Cinder: ugh whatever

[lordofwought]

Women near Jaune are in danger

[madman479r]

Cinder: *Sigh* Okay Jaune, you've been hiding yourself all day over this supposed surprise you have for me.

Jaune: *From behind the bathroom door* just doing the finishing touches, Cin.

Cinder: Honestly, what could he possibly have done for me as a surpri-

Jaune: *opens door*

Jaune: Whaddya think?

Cinder:...

Jaune: Cin? Cinder? Do you not like it?

Cinder: *internally* Oh my Oum. This gives me mixed feelings. On one hand, he's incredibly sexy, but on the other he's posing as me. I've been called narcissistic but this is a whole other level.

Cinder: *high pitched* I- Ahem! I think-

Jaune: **Leans in to Cinder, tilts her chin upwards and whispers as he looks into her wide eyes** Don't think. Obey.

Cinder:... Bed. Now.

Jaune: Wha-- **Pushed onto bed by strong gust of wind.** **Feels something Straddle him and looks up to see Cinder's lustful eyes**

Cinder: Dont think. Obey~

(Credit to @pilot-boi )

[rwac96]

Welp...

ARCFALL/KNIGHTFALL

Hey all jaune fans if you have a fave jaune crack ship. Reblog them.

[howlingday]

Cinder: Oh no~. (Holds fake pregnancy test) It looks like we played around a bit too much lately, Mister Knight~. I honestly can't imagine what must be going on in that dense, thick skull of yours right now, but my, my~... Just how are you going to take responsibility for this? Hmm~?

Jaune: C-Cinder... That's... That's...

Cinder: (Thinking) Here it comes... Your true colors...

Jaune: THAT'S AMAZING~! YOU'RE AMAZING, CINDER~!

Cinder: Eh?

Jaune: I always wanted to be a dad!

Cinder: You're not mad-

Jaune: Mad? Why would I be mad? I've already been saving up for a ring!

Cinder: HUH?!

Jaune: My sisters are totally gonna wanna hear about this! Adrian's gonna have a little playmate~!

Cinder: Er, w-wait-

Jaune: I need to look for a bigger place for us ASAP! And I need to ask for a raise, too!

Cinder: Jaune-

Jaune: We gotta let our teams know first! Uh, well, maybe yours at your own pace.

Cinder: Jaune, I'm not-

Jaune: Oh, man, I am so stoked for this! You have no idea!

Jaune: L-Listen, I know I'm probably in over my head about this, but... Cinder, I give you my word that I will NEVER leave you to handle this on your own for even a second. And... And I really hope they have your eyes~. Heh heh~!

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Cinder: I mean, how could I not ride him stupid after that?! That's why I need you to hook me with as many fertility pills as you have! I need to make sure, you know~!

Mercury: Cinder... This is a McSchnees.

[brokentrafficknight]

Can we get Winter Knight and Arcfall headpats?

[ficretus]

Jaune: *heavy breathing* It's over

Weiss: Jaune, what the hell are you doing?

Jaune: What I said I'd do... I took down Cinder.

Weiss: I thought you meant finish her off... not this.

Jaune: I did finish her off, three times already.

Cinder: Two, don't get ahead of yourself. I'll top next round.

Weiss: JAUNE!

Jaune: Oh, I get it. Sorry Cinder, you can't top, I promised to take you down.

Cinder: Sigh... fine, but you owe me later.

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Rat!faunus Cinder: *Approaching Jaune, Wiggling Ears*

Jaune: *Frantically googling* Rat Ear Wiggle what mean?

Jaune: Male Rats ... If happy or curious ...

Jaune: Female rats ... Oh-

Cinder: Hello Jaune~

Jaune: Condoms first?

Cinder: Hm~ No~

Rats may wiggle their ears for many reasons, such as curiosity, out of joy or happiness, and in the case of Female Rats, to show Desires to mate.

[obligatoryjauneblog]

MK Intros: Arcfall / RK!Jaune v. Cinder

RK!Jaune: Cinder...

Cinder: Ah yes... you... And you are?

RK!Jaune: Your judgement.

-

RK!Jaune: A lifetime with nothing to do but imagine the ways I would kill you.

Cinder: Careful now, you sound like you belong on my side.

RK!Jaune: I do what needs to be done.

-

RK!Jaune: Is this the Ever After playing it's tricks on me again?

Cinder: I assure you, you schizophrenic, I'm real.

RK!Jaune: Good.

- Bonus -

Jaune: So, loser gets to top?

Cinder: As always

Jaune: Just promise not to lose on purpose this time.

[juanarc-thethird]

The Crown is Never Wrong.

Cinder: Uwahaha! It's too late Jaune. With the Crown of Choice I will be able to see my future and no one will stop me!

Jaune: *Hurt *You will never win!

Cinder: Why don't we see it? Let's see what your future will be like when I'm done with you! Uwahahaha!

Cinder puts on the crown and a vision appears in her mind.

Vision:

Cinder: *Holding a baby* She is so beautiful.

Jaune: *Next to her* Yes she is.

Vision ends.

Cinder: *Red*

Jaune: Um... Are you ok?

[drenosa]

Cinder: *Holding the Relic of Destruction, doing her evil villain speech* ... and just like that, Vacuo will fall just like all the other kingdoms! And there'll be nothing and no-one who can stop me. No, goody two-shoed brats-

Ruby: *Sick of Cinder's shit* Rude.

Cinder: ... no destitute little princesses-

Weiss: *Sick of Cinder's shit* Just shut your trap already.

Cinder: ... and certainly no sad excuses of a knight!

Jaune: *Definitely done with Cinder's shit* You really need new material.

Cinder: Speaking of pathetic knights. I see the tinned man picked up a helmet. What's wrong, wretch? Don't want your snot-smeared face to be seen by little old me?

Ruby: Jaune. Take of your helmet.

Jaune: Uh, you sure? The Atlas refugee moms were rough and the Vacuans weren't any better. Those married ones were a menace!

Weiss: Just do it.

Jaune: Well... alright then. *Begins taking off his helmet*

Cinder: *Mockingly* What, did the useless one among you have a little accident? Did children run to their mewling mommies to warn about... the... *Sees what's under the helmet* monster?

Jaune: *Grey streaked hair in an elegant tail, his well-groomed beard perfect in every aspect, an A-grade Arc Specimen* So...

Cinder: *Tosses the Relic to Ruby, flies towards Jaune* Mine, mine, mine!

Jaune: *Runs in a futile effort* Oh crap, it's worse than the married moms! *Gets caught* Gah!

Cinder: *Already naked and on top of Jaune* MINE!

Ruby: *Catches Relic* Ha! Mission accomplished. I knew it would work!

Weiss: So you don't feel bad? Like at all, about what Jaune's being subjected to now?

Ruby: *Looks over to where Cinder's wrestling Jaune* Nah, I can go subdue her in a min- *Sees the progress of the match* an hour or so, and we'll be fine.

Weiss: *Watches on with morbid interest, realizing that she's fine with an hour* We are terrible people.

[madman479r]

Team ANCY reaction to Rusted Knight

Pyrrha, Cinder and Yang were surprised and pleased to cross paths with the infamous Rusted Knight from Alyx's tale, each having read about the warrior during their youth, reading about his heroism, bravery and courage.

And hopefully he would help them find Jaune and escape the insane land that was Ever After.

The Knight had his back to the three and removed his helm before turning to them, showing the girls who was under that mask.

Jaune/Rusted Knight: Girls... you finally made it.

Yang:... *BLUSH*

Cinder:... *BLUSH*

Pyrrha:... *BLUSH*

Jaune: Whoa, are you okay?

Yang: *Internally* Holy fuck his voice, I want to hear that voice whispering in my ear as he fills me up with his big, fat co-

Cinder: *Internally* How?! How did that blonde doofus turn into... into... Daddy~

Pyrrha: *Internally* I want to feel that beard against my thighs as he eats out my wet pu-

Jaune: Girls? What's wrong. Oh no, I didn't think being here would affect you this badly-

Pyrrha: I've been a good girl, daddy!

Jaune: W-wha?

Pyrrha: I- I've been a good girl and good girls should be rewarded!

Jaune: W-well I guess but I don't underst- *Gets interrupted by Cinder wrapping her arms around his neck and pressing her body against his* C-Cinder?

Cinder: Well, I've been a bad girl, daddy~. And bad girls should be punished~.

[elmothedictator]

Relationship of Jaune and Cinder

(Jaune is the Opossum btw)