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"Hi. I'd like to make a reservation for 2 p.m., but instead of $75, I'd like to pay something more reasonable." (Submitted by Ashley Tedesco)

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Ok people, pay attention to this one. SHIT PEOPLE SAY 7/5/14: {A teenage girl carrying a $450 handbag} "EW OH MY GOD this purse is $30? I thought this place was supposed to be cheap." There were a lot of doozies between her and her mom. SO instead of donating a dollar to our jar, we're donating $30 to YOU in honor of Princess. (see? negative to positive :)) Enter to win a $30 gift certificate to our shop! (Surf City only) Here's how: Email us at schoolofvintage@hotmail.com and put "EW OH MY GOD" in the subject line. Be sure to include your full name and the best way to reach you! A winner will be chosen at random and announced on Monday. GOOD LUCK! and EW.

(submitted by School of Vintage)

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This one's filed under GOOD shit people say -

Elderly woman in our shop to her granddaughter: "See these wedding gowns?, they're so simple and elegant. Nowadays, the girls got their boobs all over the place." Well said Grandma, well said.

(Submitted by School of Vintage)

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"Look at all these vintage wedding gowns! They would be perfect for a Trash the Dress photo shoot!"

(submitted by School of Vintage)

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A message received on Etsy regarding a Diane Von Furstenberg blouse:

"I'll pay $8."

(submitted by VB Vintage)

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Customer: "Oh wow this is so different, I know a girl with blue hair that could totally get away with wearing it."

Me: "I guess I can't get away with it because my hair is brown?"

Customer: ".........." (leaves)

(Submitted by Concetta's Closet)

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"$21 for a candle?! That's crazy...they're $4 at Walmart." (Submitted by Lit & Co. Candles, litandco.com)

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A customer orders a carrot and apple juice, takes a sip and says, "oh, it tastes like carrots, I don't like carrots".

(submitted by The Schwee Tea Co.)

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"Are you actually able to pay your rent?"

(submitted by School of Vintage)

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"Would two newborn babies fit in this planter?"

(submitted by School of Vintage)

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Me: Hi! Customer: *silence* Me: Hello! Customer: *silence* Me: Well, hello there!! Customer: *leaves*

(submitted by Concetta's Closet)

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A CALL FOR CRAZY SHIT!

Do you own a business? Do people say crazy shit to you? OF COURSE THEY DO! Email us the shit people say to you and we just might submit it here.

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"Do you give discounts to teachers?"

(submitted by Concetta's Closet)

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"Do you have a real job?"

(submitted by School of Vintage)

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"I just want to let you know, I'll be in here a lot and I'm not a shoplifter."

(submitted by School of Vintage)

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Customer walks in, looks around and looks very perplexed.

Customer: "Is this...um... a consignment shop?"

Me:  "No, its a vintage shop."

Customer:  "Oh, same thing.  Vintage is just a fancy word for used."

(submitted by Concetta's Closet)

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"There's this store up in North Jersey and they sell the same exact stuff you do. It's uncanny really, it's exactly the same. Except they display everything much nicer, like an upscale Manhattan boutique."

(submitted by School of Vintage)