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#i am HOWLING#pls#i am impressed that brennan did not do a spittake#dropout#dropout.tv#gastronauts#brennan lee mulligan#BLeeM#Izzy Roland#Oscar Montoya#Jordan Brown
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I will derail this to say that some people including Jordan Brown have made tiktoks about how good the captions are on Dropout BUT they have also said that it's like you are "missing out" if you aren't watching with captions, that their are "hidden easter eggs" in the captions.
NO!!!!!! There is nothing extra in those captions. They are well phrased and include exactly enough information to convey the sounds and context of the sounds that us hearing people ARE ALREADY HEARING. It is dangerous to start discussing accessibility features as if they are "extra" or contain unique special "hidden" content unavailable to the able folks. This is how we get the Disney DAP changes that make it so many will not be able to go to Disney Parks again. This is how we get people entitled to disability parking places, because able people view these as "extra" kind of "handouts" that go beyond what disabled people "deserve." I know these hearing people are well meaning when they try to praise accessibility features. They just gotta follow their logic farther.
If any HoH/Deaf/deaf people disagree, please let me know if this doesn't make sense. I know my struggle is not yours.
Nobody’s doing accessibility like Dropout
#disability#disability pride month#disney access program#captions#accessibility#dropout#jordan brown
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On the role of Alfred, as understood by the JLA:
Robin!Dick: "It's pretty much Alfie that calls all the shots, sets my bed time and Batman's."
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Red Hood: "It's like a Charlie's angels situation."
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Red Robin, before going against League orders: "The boss? You mean like, Alfred? No I haven't asked him yet."
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Spoiler: "You really want to be late for the dinner? Alfred won't be happy."
Bruce: *closes computer* "We'll finish this up some other time."
JLA: *confused*
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Clark, after Bruce gets severely injured: "Oh God, Alfred’s going to kill me."
Hal: "Relax, what's he even going to do? You're bullet proof."
Clark, groaning and sitting down, head in hands: "That's not going to stop him."
Oliver: "Say the word, and I'll get you on an island not found on any map."
Hal: ???
#Jla#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#Alfred pennyworth#Text post#Shit post#batfamily#Hal Jordan#Superman#dick grayson#jason todd#Tim drake#stephanie brown
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Hal Jordan finding out about Nightwing: YOU. You have a *kid*?
Batman: well... Technically he's my oldest and age of majority... But he's still my kid.
Hal Jordan: OLDEST? YOU HAVE MORE? 2? 3?
Batman visibly annoyed:... 6... Legally.
Hal Jordan: I'm going home. This has single handedly killed my willpower for a week, I need to process this.
Later....
Superman: Ah so you finally found out. I'm proud of him honestly, good to see he's willing to bond with others again.
Hal Jordan: You knew?
Superman: ...His kids basically call me Uncle Supes. I've babysat. I was around when he still just had Nightwing
WW: They're so cute! Children of such strength and bravery. Not to mention his dog, his cat, his cow... His son has animals even I've never seen before!
Hal Jordan: I've had enough.
And Hal hasn't even learned about his crime fighting cousin, batwing, Oracle, bluebird, Spoiler, and of course Jarro.
Note: everyone knows Supes is a father, he's the dad to talk your ear off about it but he's too nice with too much country charm for anyone to say anything about it. WW and Martian Manhunter are the only ones who listen absolutely intently.
#bruce wayne#hal jordan#clark kent#uncle clark#uncle supes#aunt diana#martian manhunter#green lantern#batman#batfam#batdad#wonder woman#superman#j'onn j'onzz#justice league#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#stephanie brown#the spoiler#cassandra cain#black bat#duke thomas#the signal
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steph: why did duke just deck green lantern in the middle of the street, in civvies?
tim: they have beef
steph: cool, ten bucks says duke wins
jason: twenty says this becomes a meme 'random highschooler beats the shit out of justice league member' and hal wont show his face in gotham again
tim: forty, bruce will buy him a car for humiliating hal out of gotham
#bruce: you're my favorite son now#duke: cool - i hated that glowstick anyway#dc#duke thomas#hal jordan#stephanie brown#jason todd#bruce wayne#batfam#green lantern
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EMPRESS ♡
jordan brown
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Dick is only funny on his Nightwing account
#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#stephanie brown#hal jordan#dc#dc comics#batman#social media au#batfamily#batfamily social media#tim drake
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"My favourite superhero is Green Lantern!"
"My favourite is the Flash!"
"Mine is Robin!"
#dc comics#dc characters#green lantern#the flash#robin#ho boy let's see if i can get them all#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#stephanie brown#wally west#barry allen#jay garrick#bart allen#hal jordan#alan scott#guy gardner#john stewart#kyle rayner#simon baz#jo mullein#jessica cruz#*pants for breath before passing out*#yes i do appreciate the humour in using a Batman Beyond meme for this
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At the justice league watchtower
Batman, pouring coffee into his cup listlessly, looking more depressed than usual:
Hal: What's up with him? He's been like that all morning
Clark, whispering: Robin left on a mission with the titans
Hal, in a deliberately loud stage whisper: So Bat's got empty nest syndrome, huh?
Bruce:
Hal: Get it? Empty nest, because he's a bird-
Bruce, taking out the Bat-green-lantern repellant:
#bruce wayne#batman#superman#clark kent#green lantern#hal jordan#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#honestly any robin you like#robins#robin#dc comics#dc#justice league#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect justice league quotes#batfam#stephanie brown#batlantern#superbat
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urban jungle
jordan brown
#@goldenhourabode#Jordan Brown#plants#pots#urban jungle#room#furniture#house plants#interior plants#interiors#interior design#design#style#boho style#boho#bohemian#light and shadow#magic light#light#indie#light indie#aesthetic#light indie aesthetic#pretty#pretty things
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First <- Part 20 <- Part 21 -> Part 22
Masterpost
#DC#DC Comics#Dick Grayson#Damian Wayne#Tim Drake#Stephanie Brown#Clark Kent#Wally West#Roy Harper#Donna Troy#Conner Kent#Kara Zor El#Oliver Queen#Jason Todd#Garfield Logan#Hal Jordan#Batman#Nightwing#Superman
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I WANT HAL JORDAN TO BABYSIT THE BATKIDS AND TO BE GOOD AT BONDING WITH THEM EVEN WITH THEIR CRAZY DAILY ANTICS AND THEIR ANGST!
I WANT THE BATKIDS TO SEE THAT HAL HAS AN ACTUAL INTEREST IN LEARNING ABOUT THEM AND NOT JUST FOR THEIR FATHER AND HAVE FUN AND GET HUGS FROM HIM!
THEN I WANT BRUCE WAYNE TO SEE HOW WELL HE GETS ALONG WITH HIS CHILDREN AND FALL FOR HIM BECAUSE WHO DOESN’T LIKE GOOD PARENTING?
NO, I WILL NOT ELABORATE ANYMORE OF THIS PLOT FOR ANYONE.
MAKE UP THE REST ON YOUR OWN!
#dc#dcu#dcau#dc comics#hal jordan#bruce wayne#cassandra cain#damian wayne#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#duke thomas#stephanie brown#barbara gordon#selena kyle#tiffany fox#batfam#batfamily#batman#robin#red robin#spoiler dc#orphan dc#red hood#green lantern#nightwing#batlantern#brucehal#bruhal#someone please make this
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dc characters as tumblr/twitter posts
#dc#dcu#hal jordan#green lantern#john stewart#guy gardner#kyle rayner#green arrow#oliver queen#black canary#dinah lance#wonder woman#diana prince#diana of themyscira#batman#bruce wayne#dc robin#red robin#tim drake#dc spoiler#spoiler dc#stephanie brown#shazam#dc captain marvel#captain marvel dc#billy batson#nightwing#dick grayson#richard grayson#parallax
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New year new hal
let him couchsurf?
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Okay okay but consider possible batfam fic idea:
so Bruce is in an emergency justice league meeting that got called but because its taking place at night he has a comm on in his ear playing at a low volume because all of the batfam are out on patrol around gotham covering his patrol route for him and because you know B is a paranoid, overprotective fucker he just to make sure everything is going smoothly for his kids but he doesn’t plan on actually letting them know he’s tapped into their network because he can already hear the lecture from Dick about trusting them to take care of the city.
So he’s listening to them quietly while also paying attention to Clark talking about some alien diplomacy issue and his kids are YAPPING away about the stupidest shit to one another cause they don’t have B telling them off for ‘unprofessional unnecessary chatter while on patrol’ and you’re getting a mix of all the dynamics between them all and the longer the meeting is going on the more B’s eye is just TWITCHING because his Dad senses are just going hay wire and he is just here like ‘I cannot say anything in front of the league because they cannot know I have children cause I'm Batman and I work alone blah blah blah’, usual brooding, but Damian and Tim are squabbling with one another about a rescue that took place an hour ago and Dick is challenging Jason to a parkour contest and Steph is challenging the Riddler to a riddle off with riddles she made up and have no answer just to piss him off and his dad sense is just like an alarm going off and then he just cant take it anymore cause Duke (pretend he’s on nightshift to make up for the man down or smth idk shh) says something like ‘I'm going to do my book report in the morning Richard leave me be’ even though Bruce KNOWS he isn't going to do it in the morning, this has happened before they have an AGREEMENT, a CONTRACT god damn it but they don't know Bruce is listening to the comms Duke just goes something like “its fine B won't even find out!” and Bruce just LOSES it there and then and just presses his comm and goes “NO. No, stfu all of you I am taking charge here” and he just starts going off on them all for the different things they were whining about like
“No Signal, go and do your damn book report right now you are not going to be doing it in the morning you always say you will and you never wake up early enough to get it done so then you end up speed doing it in the car while nearly stress crying and I am cannot deal with that while running on 49 hours of no sleep so go and do it right this damn minute. I am TIRED, I am tired boy go. GO. I love you, goodnight.”
“N go and unload the damn dishwasher. I asked you four. FOUR days ago to do it and A is not coming home until next week please I am begging you I have been drinking my coffee out of bowls and a straw for days now. Thank you, I love you goodnight.”
“Red Robin. Put the coffee down. No- I know its in your hand I can feel it. I can feel it in my BONES child you cannot hide from me, down. Now. Good. Get a piece of fruit and go to bed. No I don't give a fuck if- no. I don't care if the pentagon has laughably easy security to bypass right now it has been over 72 hours since you closed your eyes I WILL call A I will, I’ll do it right now. I’m calling him right now- good okay goodnight. I’m sending Dick to check on you to make sure you’re actually sleep. I love you too goodnight”
“Robin I know you're there. Damn right go to bed, Titus can go with you yes you don't have to ask every night baby its going to be the same answer, I love you goodnight.”
“Hood and Spoiler stop trying to goad rogues into fighting each other and go home. Hood will you- thank you. Goodnight I love you both....no S I will not ask Ivy if she’ll make you real life lil shop of horrors plant to leave at your ex’s house please stop asking. Goodnight.”
"C are you- I love you too."
And he just lets out this enormous, patented Dad sigh and looks up after a few moments and realizes the entire justice league is just watching him absolutely GOBSMACKED because oh my god how long has this been going on for?? because like what the fuck this was cold, calculated, ‘they think he's actually a robot’ Batman, who just all of a sudden just went BOOM father mode is activated, this is a patriARCH, you know? Daddy bats alright. And he's just like, his facial expression doesn't so much as twitch but a light blush just appears on his entire face and then Clark is just like HEART EYES and Hal is just like HEARTEYES (??!!) and Barry is suddenly having a sexuality crisis because what the fuck is this, and Diana is just like, speechless but in love and he just mumbles after a few moments “...you can continue your speech Clark I apologize for my lapse in professionalism” and Hal is just like “NAH MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARE NOT BREEZING PAST THAT WHAT THE FUCK SPOOKY??” and then the entire situation just devolves in chaos.
#ithese are all kinda ooc but shhhh i live in a fishbowl#idk i just want tired single parent bruce doing his best with his chaotic gremlins#dont ask me what timeline this is in because i got nothing for yall#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#dc#dick grayson#batfam#stephanie brown#tim drake#damian wayne#clark kent#hal jordan#barry allen#diana prince#wonder woman#superman#green lantern#the flash#nightwing#red hood#robin#red robin#duke thomas#cassandra cain#superbat#batlantern#wonderbat#spoiler
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Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths #5
#dark crisis#dark crisis on infinite earths#batfam#batfamily#Hal Jordan#green lantern#dc#dc comics#Bruce Wayne#Batman#comic panels#barbara gordon#dick grayson#Kate Kane#Jason Todd#Tim drake#Damian Wayne#Duke Thomas#Cassandra Cain#Stephanie brown
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