#It Was Not Faster
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am putting this in the main tag because I Spent Too Damn Long On This Dumb Joke
anyways
@blue-lollipops-and-ice-clouds you mentioned in the tags of, uh, something? about a countdown to the next ritual/tour so I Made A Site
anyways if anyone has any pictures of Vessel laying on the floor at Red Rocks or planking in Chicago or such send them to me/add them in a reblog and i'll. like. rotate them out? or just add a bunch idk i have to make something to eat
edit: or other pics of the band that have similar vibes maybe idk no guaranteed use by I might Make A Collage
#sleep token#worshitposting#EMOTIONAL OPPOSITE OF THE DUMB LEMON MEME#i tried other sites was not working i may restart this with html at some point but for now i Needed To Be Done#maybe between now and the tour start i'll try to make something better but tbh i'll probably just do it from scratch in html#i just thought that this would be easier? it was not#i think i'd honestly have fun doing it in html i just spent too long trying to figure out in other ways because i thought it'd be faster.#It Was Not Faster#the picture does make me laugh though tbh
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fraud
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#do you think stan responds faster to stanford than stanley#my art
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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?
#it's literally easier to make than whipped cream#because the extra bulk of the dry ingredients makes it form stiff peaks faster
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Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:
Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.
The actual difference is
when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names
when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names
hope this helps!
#audio books vs reading#honestly this debate is just pineapple on pizza again#personally i like reading better#i’m a poor listener and since i read faster than people talk i get bored and my mind starts to wander#but who gives a shit#just do what works best for you#in the end we all get the same story#oh and this post is about stories in english#in finnish you rarely have either problem
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Anybody care for some little ponies?
Made the sonic one a couple days ago and ended up loving it, so now there's a tails and Amy to match, making an AU I suppose. Enjoy!
Edit: realized an AU needs a name, I've decided on
"MLP: Friendship got Faster"
#sth#sonic art#sonicfanart#sonic fanart#sonic artist#mlp#mlp fim#mlp art#mlp fanart#my little pony#dude i love this show#I'm so glad i started rewatching#sonic#tails#amy#sonic the hedgehog#amy rose#tails the fox#tails fanart#amy fanart#amy rose fanart#mlp au#mlp: friendship got faster#mlp fgf#friendship got faster AU#boom#ace rose#two tailed
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compelled yesterday to make a zine about a lifetime of being a contrarian little shit sketched left-handed and inked right (ow)
#zines#no faster way to make me suspicious of a thing than to tell me it's mandatory#maybe it's autism maybe it's maybelline#comic
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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)
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#gale dekarios#shadowheart#astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#my art#want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter#she is gale's familiar. to me.#he may not necessarily *want* shovel#but it's too late now#he's her wizard it might be more apt to say#tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt.#also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭
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WE'RE SO BACK
#tim drake#nightwing#dick grayson#hey this took under 7 hours to do and that was so much faster than the last attempt. that other tim drake one with cleaner lines took me#days to finish and i was coloring it like that one white boy with pulsing veins on his forehead. i was watching one video about how the#thing stopping you from creating is being too obsessed with perfectionism and this is true. we must go forward. GO FORTH. CREATE.#EMBRACE FLAWS AND ACCEPT THAT SOMETIMES IT MAY LOOK ASS. I wouldve been happier with more frames between it but it is a sunday.#M-F employed people you know that means no staying up til 3 am doing little projects because it will mess u up so bad. finished before 12
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RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#vanessa fnaf#fnaf vanny#michael afton#foxy the pirate#fnaf foxy#five laps at freddy's#flaf#security breach#fnaf puppet#wow another five laps at Freddy’s comic#I’ll probably draw this game more once it’s officially out#it’s funny to me Fazbear entertainment would just make wacky games off trauma#like they even got stuff in there that happened in security breach#the devil works fast but Fazbear entertainment works faster#Michael definitely find it to be pretty messed up#UNTIL he sees foxy BAHA#ESPECIALLY with how cool foxy looks#then he has to be seated#then it’s sorta peak#he doesn’t mind being predictable he is free#also Vanessa mentioned I promise I’ll draw more Vanessa soon 🩵🩵🩵
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Honestly the cliche advice is true. If you fill your life w things you’re passionate about, if you challenge yourself every day, if you give your own opinion of yourself more weight than you do other people’s opinions of you, you will actually thrive. Like no one can tell u anything
#I’m just in a whole state of mind rn#there will always be ppl who try to bring u down but pursuing the things u love will help u rise above it.#I absolutely still get anxious / annoyed at things but I’m over it sm faster. and soon it won’t bother me at all.#or at least it’ll have a healthy duration. bc negative emotion isn’t always bad. negative emotion is important and we should not ignore it#but overall!! preserving my energy better. just need to work on my knee jerk responses & I’ll be set#text
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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.
#ratiorine#aventio#aventurine#dr. ratio#honkai star rail#hsr#not exactly#2.1 spoilers#but the vibe isn't present until then#this is canon I'm Hoyo#just trust me#I think my favorite thing about this ship#is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss#but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could#in fact#get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair#they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date#they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease#I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together#in the background of every promotion and event#and Hoyo never confirms anything#but you never see the one without the other#so everybody just KNOWS#LISTEN HOYO#I'm available for hire#you can pay me to print the money for you
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adding something to my "adult advice that i had to discover for myself either because no one told me or when i saw adults do it as a kid i couldn't possibly understand," featuring such hits as "grill sandwiches with mayo" and "almost no quality matters more than flexibility," and it is:
clean your house before a vacation because returning to an already clean house is waaay better than sex
#i killed myself last week cleaning and doing tanks and now I'm wandering around the house with a pleasant white boy smile#like ahh...ahh! ooh! ahh. so nice. hooray :-)#m2a#maybe this is obvious but that's the point of my adult wisdom list#which also includes: driving faster on a road trip will make you get there sooner
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"i've just been working on a... celebrity impression. it's for a sting operation of sorts i've been putting together. yes as a matter of fact it WILL keep me busy tonight—"
#RETROBAT. WESTBAT. WHATEVER. SORRY EVERYONE. this is very directly spoofed from a bit from the show#bc i'm always delighted to see this freak switching between brucie mode and bat mode in rapid succession#juggle your conflicting identities for my entertainment boy. FASTER. SILLIER. NOW DO IT ON ONE LEG#art#comic#dc#batman#bruce wayne#superbat#batman 66
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on the national day of solidarity for Palestine, MAY YOUR MEMORY BE A CURSE YOU OLD BITCH!!!!!!!!
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favorite hobby when I'm driving is to catch someone trying to climb up my back bumper while I'm going a completely reasonable speed and just slowly take my foot off the gas. you seem upset, brother. why don't we slow down and enjoy the view awhile
#if you won't maintain enough space to stop if I have to slam on brakes then I will just have to go slow enough that it won't kill us both.#kisses 💜#goes double if you have your brights on#some guy tried to tailgate me with brights on in the rain at night a while ago and I was like beloved we are going 20 until you stop that.#like at that point it's not even spite it's literally that I can't see to safely go any faster than that#lights off back off go around or accept the pace I've set for us#I don't like driving. also.
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Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)
Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker
You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!
The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.
#EDIT: pinning this for a few days so muts can find it if needed#EDIT: but also because i'm muting notifications because my phone is now dying#i foresee me possibly having to mute the notifications on this post#but whatever#(update: my prediction came true faster than i anticipated before i could even fix link mistakes or typos 🤷♀️ SORRY)#(when posts you make for your muts get a little further out than expected)#psa for anyone who the new ui winds up bothering#here's a way to basically revert to ye olden times
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