#Incorrect quotes DC

[maj-3k]

Diana (put a lasso on Y.N without they knowledge)

Diana: So Y.N what you like the most about Clark?

Y.N: His tits...

League :... Y.N:...

[the-bird-has-flown-the-coop]

Jason: Okay, what does A stand for?

Damian: Arson.

Jason: Aw, you’re so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Damian: Barson.

Tim: *Laughter*

Jason: What stands for C?

Damian: Commit arson.

Tim: Ooo.

Jason: D!

Damian: Don’t come near me, I’m going to commit arson.

Tim: *More laughter*

[evermoore580]

Purpose

Y/N: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Y/N: I became more evil if you’re curious.

Dick: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Y/N: I’m going to get worse on purpose.

[xypheris]

Steph: I know what I’m doing.

Barbara: Famous last words.

[innammoratta]

Nightwing x Reader: Incorrect Quotes 1

Nightwing: I usually enjoy going out on patrol, but... tonight sucks. It's been four hours and still no progress!

Y/N: I've never heard someone complain about a lack of crime... *eats a Taki*

Nightwing: *chewing* But this is Gotham!

Y/N: *munching loudly*

Nightwing: .....

Y/N: .....

Nightwing: Can you please stop chewing with your mouth open?

Y/N: At least I don't talk with my mouth open!

Nightwing: ......

Y/N: wait.....

Y/N: I meant chew-

Nightwing: Don't....

Nightwing: Don't ruin this perfect moment....

[skylarinfinity]

*m/n bumped into harley on the roof top so he introduce himself to her*

m/n: *offer his hand to harley* i'm v/n but you can call m/n went we alone.

harley: *take m/n hand shake it and keep holding it* so what can you do?

m/n: i can turn into different types of dragons.

harley: *pull m/n closer* ooo interesting, i can't do that but i know i can tame your dragon~

m/n:....

harley:

v/n = villain name

tags: @sonicqaulan

[im-a-lil-bitch-boi]

MY DC OC(Calypso) INCORRECT QUOTES ft. The BatFam pt. 1

Calypso, on a mission: can you please be serious for like, 5 minutes

Steph: my record is 4, but i think i can do it

~~~~~~~~~~

Calypso: date someone who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars

Damian: if anyone, and i mean ANYONE, wake me up at 3 am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

~~~~~~~~~~

Calypso: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Duke: what's that?

Calypso: remorse code

Duke: i'm even angrier now ~~~~~~~~~~

Calypso: what's your biggest weakness?

Damian/Jason: i can be uncooperative

Calypso: ok, can you give me an example?

Damian/Jason: no

~~~~~~~~~~

Calypso, concerned: please, i'm begging you to go to Dr. Leslie

Any of the Batfam minus Duke, Cass, and Barbara: im sorry, is this OUR stab wound? stay out've it

[avamedera]

Jon: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"? Damian: should I not have?

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes

[maj-3k]

Y.N: How do I look?

Constantine: Like goth teen, whose father left for milk, and is weary into satanism.

Y.N: Good

[the-bird-has-flown-the-coop]

Dick: I’m so happy two of my favourite people are getting along now.

Jason: Uh, Tim and Damian are not getting along.

Dick: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Jason: You may have a point.

[evermoore580]

Nobody died?

Dick: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Y/N: What did you do?

Dick: Nobody died.

Y/N: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

[ahfrickenfrick]

vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[lovesick-joey]

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