#Incorrect quotes DC

[maj-3k]

Diana (put a lasso on Y.N without they knowledge)

Diana: So Y.N what you like the most about Clark?

Y.N: His tits...

League :... Y.N:...

[the-bird-has-flown-the-coop]

Jason: Okay, what does A stand for?

Damian: Arson.

Jason: Aw, you’re so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Damian: Barson.

Tim: *Laughter*

Jason: What stands for C?

Damian: Commit arson.

Tim: Ooo.

Jason: D!

Damian: Don’t come near me, I’m going to commit arson.

Tim: *More laughter*

[evermoore580]

Purpose

Y/N: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine.

Y/N: I became more evil if you’re curious.

Dick: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Y/N: I’m going to get worse on purpose.

[innammoratta]

Nightwing x Reader: Incorrect Quotes 1

Nightwing: I usually enjoy going out on patrol, but... tonight sucks. It's been four hours and still no progress!

Y/N: I've never heard someone complain about a lack of crime... *eats a Taki*

Nightwing: *chewing* But this is Gotham!

Y/N: *munching loudly*

Nightwing: .....

Y/N: .....

Nightwing: Can you please stop chewing with your mouth open?

Y/N: At least I don't talk with my mouth open!

Nightwing: ......

Y/N: wait.....

Y/N: I meant chew-

Nightwing: Don't....

Nightwing: Don't ruin this perfect moment....

[itaroma42]

Oswald: Okay, I'm on top.

Edward: Nope, I'm top.

Oswald: No, I'm top.

Edward: Listen here... I'm top. Alright?! I'm fucking top!

Oswald: Get on the bottom, you basic bitch.

Edward:

Edward [sigh]: Alright.

[skylarinfinity]

*m/n bumped into harley on the roof top so he introduce himself to her*

m/n: *offer his hand to harley* i'm v/n but you can call m/n went we alone.

harley: *take m/n hand shake it and keep holding it* so what can you do?

m/n: i can turn into different types of dragons.

harley: *pull m/n closer* ooo interesting, i can't do that but i know i can tame your dragon~

m/n:....

harley:

v/n = villain name

tags: @sonicqaulan

[red-robin-yum08]

Batfam incorrect quotes but it’s actually quotes my family have said

“Bruce needs a bib for the boobs” -Jason

“Clean your room out im going to Rapunzel you” *holds up cast-iron frying pan* -Alfred

“FINE! I won’t stir it! But I will have this piece of pound cake..” -Dick

“IF I COULD RAGE QUITE LIFE I WOULD BUT LIFE ISNT A VIDEO GAME.” -Tim

“Maybeeee your just mentally unstable! Maybeeeee your adopted a bunch of kids… BECAUSE YOUR MENTALLY UNSTABLE!” -All of the children

*lens shade pops back up* “I- fuck you” -Jason

“THE GLANCES KEEP GETTING LONGER AND GAYER DICK. LONGER AND GAYER.” -Tim having a gay panic about Bernard looking at him

“It tastes like watered down orange juice trying to be lemon aid” -Steph

“Your dying inside and I can tell” -Jason to Tim

“The sky looks fake” -Damian

Tim: “I cut it somewhat straight”

Jason: “I mean your somewhat straight”

Damian: “That house is tilted”

Tim and Dick: “WELL MAYBE ITS GAY.”

Dick: “GAY CHRISTMAS CAROLS!”

Very cunfused Tim: “Gay Christmas carols???”

“That’s the most violent chicken stabbing I’ve seen” -Jason

Damian: “Kill *insert fish name* light please”

Jason: “KILL *insert fish name*?! OK!”

Damian: *knife in hand* “You kill my fish I’ll make sure you don’t come back to life this time.”

“I’m taking you to go see the 107 foot cock and balls” -Jason to Damian

“I NEED TO URINATE DICK WHY MUST YOU LOCK YOUR DOOR-“ -Jason trying to use dicks apartment to go to the bathroom because he was the closest

“I can’t wait to die :)” -Tim

“I’m gonna get you a dollar store katana and badzaled Jesus” -Jason to Damian

“Don’t snort geometry” -Dick

“I’m pregnant and want snacks come to Publix with me” -Dick being his dramatic self

“I want you to lay east but with a W in front of it” -Drunk Jason

Damian: “Wow I love eating ice cream on a plate”

Jason: “YA KNOW WHAT EAT YOUR FUCKING ICE CREAM WITH A KNIFE”

Damian: “THANK YOU I WILL.” *continues to eat ice cream with a knife*

[avamedera]

Jon: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"? Damian: should I not have?

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[maj-3k]

Y.N: How do I look?

Constantine: Like goth teen, whose father left for milk, and is weary into satanism.

Y.N: Good

[the-bird-has-flown-the-coop]

Dick: I’m so happy two of my favourite people are getting along now.

Jason: Uh, Tim and Damian are not getting along.

Dick: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Jason: You may have a point.

[evermoore580]

Nobody died?

Dick: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Y/N: What did you do?

Dick: Nobody died.

Y/N: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

[ahfrickenfrick]

vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…

[itaroma42]

Roman Sionis: I will have Vodka on the rocks.

Li: It's breakfast...

Roman Sionis:

Roman Sionis: And a piece of toast.

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰