#INCORRECT QUOTES

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Fuck me if I'm wrong but- Ghost: Wrong. You are wrong Y/N: I haven't even said- Ghost, taking his shirt off: You are WRONG

[skyrigel]

Price: You deserve a prize for being with me through everything.

Soap: Babe, you're my prize.

Ghost *watching this* : You deserve a prize for being with me through everything.

Y/n: Yeah no shit, you can be a bitch sometimes.

[incorrectbatfam]

What would the Bat-Kids do if they found out Joe Chill, the guy who shot Bruce’s parents, had escaped from Arkham Asylum?

- Do they tell Bruce?

- Or do they go after Joe without telling him?

Joe Chill: *leaving his cell*

Riddler: Riddle me this: who has two thumbs and is making a rather feeble escape attempt?

Joe Chill: Be quiet.

Two-Face: You killed Thomas and Martha Wayne. They gave you two life sentences.

Joe Chill: If you shut up, you can come with me.

Joker: No thanks. What you did wasn't funny, just wrong.

Scarecrow: The murder clown has a point, I fear.

Mr. Freeze: We may be enemies to the public, but that doesn't mean our standards have to be absolute zero.

Joe Chill, scoffing: Your loss.

Clayface: *thumbs down*

Killer Moth: *starts booing*

Condiment King: Get back in your cell. I saved the sauce packets from lunch and I'll use them.

Joe Chill, returning to his cell: Man, even the ketchup guy?

[mimicstarghost]

Incorrect quotes:

Riddle's Dream exists:

Fandom: Who is the diva?

[sayangrafayel]

Crow family Pt. Sylus' rant

Sylus: You know what ticks me off? When I come home to my house and I look at the counter and I see the cinnamon buns that my sons and wife made last night with a note that says “Don't eat”

Sylus: Are you kidding me? Why can’t I eat? This is my house, this is my kitchen counter, these are my cinnamon buns, that’s my saran wrap you used to cover the cinnamon buns, that’s my memo pad that you used to make the note, that’s my pen you used to write “Don’t eat”

Sylus: It gets better, you open the refrigerator, they got their names on different foods. This is MC’s, this is Luke’s, this is Kieran’s— “Daddy, don’t eat this” What am I? An animal? This is my house, I can eat whatever I want!

Sylus: Anything under this roof is mine! You got that? When you get your own place, I’m gonna come to your place and eat everything inside and put little post it that says “LOOK WHAT DADDY ATE! AHAHAHA 👹👺”

[golis0p0dd]

yeah that question would totally blow over steves head

[incorrectbatfam]

Barbara: What do you do when you see someone extremely gorgeous?

Dick: I stare. I smile. And then I put my mirror down.

[thebat-musicman]

Bruce as one of those parents who learns one thing about you and then assumes that is your whole personality

Bruce: Happy Birthday, Jason! Open your presents!

Jason: You got me tires. Again.

Bruce: You used to like tires :(

Jason: Yeah, when I was twelve. And I didnt even like them that mich back then either!

Bruce: Should I take them back…

Jason: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING TIRES, BRUCIE.

[pjotwitter]

[angstandhappiness]

ACCURATE 😂

and then they made out

[cod-dump]

Laswell: Watch it, John, getting a little old for this

Price: I know my limit. The day the boys don't laugh when I slip or fall is the day I decide to slow down

Laswell:

Price: I know you're going to keep laughing regardless

Laswell: The noises you make are stupid, okay? It's funny

Price: I broke my wrist

Laswell: YOU SOUNDED LIKE A DEFLATING BALLOON I'M SORRY-

[angstywaifu]

Rhi, entering Violet's room: Why are you taking so long to get ready? Violet, out of breath: I..I just can't find anything to wear Rhi, opening the cupboard: What? You have lots of clothes. Lets see, shirts, trousers, hi Xaden, jackets, more shirts

[fablehaven-rulez]

cackling rn

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

[incorrectpmmmquotes]

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You were wanting to kiss me all night?

Selina: Yes.

Bruce: Even when you were yelling at me?

Selina: Yeah, then too.

Bruce: So is this some sort of recent new development in your life?

Selina: Wanting to kiss you? No. It’s sort of always been there. Like white noise.