#I quote that all the time

[star-realities]

I didn’t even mention that the Vine that’s like this ends tonight Batman or should I say butthead still exists even without people being sure Batman exists so you’re welcome for that also I guarantee at least one of the Robins showed their father at some point ❤️⚡️

I’m oh 100% sure SOMEONE showed it to him. Who got the privilege? No idea. Probably multiple of them.

But the way I can picture his face seeing it- just staring into the camera like he’s on the office or smth LMAO

[soothedcerberus]

Remenber: shrinkp is bugs

[humming-fly]

I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

[day-night-darlix]

“wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy”

A snake walks into a bar

And the bartender says, “how did you do that?”

[eightspringdays]

Never forget the fact that, because he was roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister, his twitter account got banned for a while and had to scream publicity he was, in fact, Tatsuki Fujimoto roleplaying as his nonexistent lil sister.

And no one believed him at first.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[renirae]

based on this textpost by @orangeyjuicy !!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

A whole new meaning to Gay Chicken.

(For: Anonymous raffle winner!)

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

Rio: IVE LOST MY WIFE

Rio: HAVE YOU SEEN HER

Person: What does she look like?

Rio, crying: BEAUTIFUL

[lilislegacy]

*percy seen from a far, wearing a suit*

piper: do my eyes deceive me or is percy jackson wearing formal clothes? since when does he have the ability to look like a domesticated human being?

frank: how come HE, percy of all people, king of untidiness, can wear a cream linen suit and look like a celebrity, but when i tried one on i looked like a man-child going to a high school dance?

hazel: sweetie it’s just because it’s such a casual suit, and you’re much more elegant than percy is!

annabeth, turning to them: um okay, hi percy’s best friends? can you guys compliment him without insulting him?

leo: his ass looks incredible.

grover: has he been working out?

annabeth, side eyeing them:

annabeth: okay, you have all now either insulted him or hit on him. how about from now on, you do neither?

rachel: how about we do both? because i’ve actually just perfected doing them at the same time

[despondentbeauty]

In another universe, you stayed.

— In this one, you didn’t and it ruined me.

[beebundt]

thinking a little too much abt durge/orin sibling relationship rn. 🩸ft. my durge (briar, they/them)

[cherries-and-knives]

Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

[voiice-of-the-soul]

It irritates me alot when people say that making medic more compassionate is ''missing the point of his character'' when he is literally shown to be in the comics.... did you miss the part where he showed concern for both sniper and miss pauling's well being in comic 5 and 6.

His actions are a combination of genuine attachment + clinical interest and these things do not cancel out one another. He is always pushing boundaries and going against the grain and i think this is what led to him losing his license in the first place. He felt stifled by the rules imposed on him.

He is shown to be extremely passionate so it makes sense that he would use his endless fascination with medicine as a way to show his affection. He loves his friends so he will find a way to make them borderline indestructible. Malpractice is his love language.

[katnissandpeetamellark]

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