#agathario incorrect quotes
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aperfectlylesbian · 6 days ago
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Rio: *phone starts ringing*
Alice: *looks at who is calling* eh, who's "daddy"?
Rio: *picks up phone and locks eyes with Alice*
Rio: hey Agatha, what's up?
Alice: *chokes on drink*
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marvelsgirl616 · 1 month ago
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caseynovaksecretgf · 1 month ago
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Mommy issues
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tremordusk · 7 days ago
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Billy: So if you were the mother…who was Nicky’s Dad?
Agatha: He didn’t have one. I made him myself, similar to how your mother made you.
Billy: Oh…with magic?
Agatha: Yes
Rio: Actually I’m Nicky’s Father
Agatha: No you’re not
Rio: I was there
Billy: How?
Agatha: DON’T—
Rio: WHEN AGATHA AND I REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER—
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totally-correct-fandoms · 23 days ago
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flem17ng · 1 month ago
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Just disfunctional coven things
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skittlebits · 25 days ago
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Shortly after Thanos snapped (probably)
Thanos: I killed half the universe as a gift for you, my love.
Rio: Um, you snapped them out of existence. There’s nothing for me to reap.
Thanos: I-
Rio: -didn’t think it through? Yeah, figured. Maybe try smaller scale next time. For example, Agatha sunk the Titanic and torched a zeppelin for me a while back. Lots of bodies. It was really sweet.
Thanos: *mutters* Fucking Agatha Harkness.
Rio: Well, obviously.
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rexasaurus1 · 18 days ago
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I have no excuses for making this one.
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idkimboredrnsodoomscroll · 29 days ago
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Jac Shaffer: ok guys we are going to film you guys falling top speed straight down on a broom presumably to your deaths, please give me your best scream.
Everyone: *screams terrified*
Aubrey Plaza: *witch cackle*
Producer: Aubrey no it’s a-
Jac Shaffer: No, let her cook
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hermslore · 29 days ago
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AGATHA ALL ALONG TWEETS
(part 5)
two more days till my lesbians come back to me guys
discord saw most of this first
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 days ago
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Nicholas: You’re supposed to pour the milk first!
Rio: No, you pour the cereal first to see how much milk you need!
Nicholas: It tastes better milk first!
Rio: It tastes the same!
Nicholas: Why are you wearing my mom’s pants?
Rio: Milk first it is.
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aperfectlylesbian · 4 days ago
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Rio: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Agatha, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls, wildflower?
Aradia, whispering: Because Abby and I have little hands, mama.
Agatha: Because they have little hands, my love.
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demonparmour · 23 days ago
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born-in-neverland03 · 25 days ago
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Agatha *talking to Nicky who's lying in his bed sleeping*: Mommy is gonna drop kick anyone that touches you.
Rio: And Daddy is gonny buy mommy out of jail.
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tremordusk · 4 days ago
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Alice: I miss my mom
Rio: I was a mom once
Alice: you were?
Rio: *nods* well more like a father…
Alice: how were you a father?
Rio: I topped Agatha once and suddenly we had a kid—
Alice: *chokes on her cup of tea*
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Agatha: Okay but why are you guys bullying me so hard??
Jen: You’re dating death! Look at her!
Agatha looking at Rio, no skin and teeth all bared: She’s just kooky-
Jen: She’s a skeleton who takes the souls of the dead!
Agatha: Okay??? Would you rather have your soul taken by a man? I wouldn’t!
Billy: This is too much
Rio: I think my revel was better than yours little William
Agatha: Now now sweetheart no need to start arguing of course yours was better
Rio: Damn right it was
Jen: Wait so where’s Alice? Did you take her? Was she safe?
Rio: She was confused but ultimately did accept her death, she was very unnerved at my appearance but she couldn’t really say anything
Agatha: I love your skeleton look
Billy: You’re so down bad it looks desperate
Agatha shrugs: She’s my hot estranged wife who I haven’t seen in centuries, I’m surprised we haven’t snuck off somewhere yet
Rio: We can do if you want
Agatha: Okay-
Jen: No! Were not getting distracted, let’s just finish the road and then you two can do whatever you want with each other
Agatha: ¡vamos! Then
Rio: I love it when you speak Spanish
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