#agathario incorrect quotes
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aperfectlylesbian · 18 days ago
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Rio: *phone starts ringing*
Alice: *looks at who is calling* eh, who's "daddy"?
Rio: *picks up phone and locks eyes with Alice*
Rio: hey Agatha, what's up?
Alice: *chokes on drink*
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tremordusk · 19 days ago
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Billy: So if you were the mother…who was Nicky’s Dad?
Agatha: He didn’t have one. I made him myself, similar to how your mother made you.
Billy: Oh…with magic?
Agatha: Yes
Rio: Actually I’m Nicky’s Father
Agatha: No you’re not
Rio: I was there
Billy: How?
Agatha: DON’T—
Rio: WHEN AGATHA AND I REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER—
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marvelsgirl616 · 1 month ago
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caseynovaksecretgf · 1 month ago
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Mommy issues
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totally-correct-fandoms · 1 month ago
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skittlebits · 1 month ago
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Shortly after Thanos snapped (probably)
Thanos: I killed half the universe as a gift for you, my love.
Rio: Um, you snapped them out of existence. There’s nothing for me to reap.
Thanos: I-
Rio: -didn’t think it through? Yeah, figured. Maybe try smaller scale next time. For example, Agatha sunk the Titanic and torched a zeppelin for me a while back. Lots of bodies. It was really sweet.
Thanos: *mutters* Fucking Agatha Harkness.
Rio: Well, obviously.
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flem17ng · 1 month ago
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Just disfunctional coven things
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rexasaurus1 · 1 month ago
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(Part 1) Everyone is verified except Agatha..........
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Rio: I’m bored
Agatha: Then go and do something
Rio: I want to do you
Agatha: Not yet Rio
Rio: Why don’t you want me?
Agatha: I just said I’m not ready yet, there’s still things to do
Rio: Like what?
Agatha: like finish this meeting with Nicky’s teacher!
Rio looking at the woman sat at the desk
Rio: She can watch I don’t mind
Agatha: You want another woman to see me naked?
Rio frowning: No! You’re mine and how dare you suggest something like that
Agatha rolling her eyes: Why don’t you go and get Nicky and check out the new garden they have
Rio: They got a new garden?! Hell yeah I’ll be right back! *quickly leaves*
Agatha: I apologise for her behaviour, she often forgets where we are and says whatever she’s thinking
Nicky’s teacher: I think we should just get back to talking about Nicky’s behaviour
Agatha: Of course of course, so what was the word he used to his teacher?
Nicky’s teacher: it began with a C and ended with a T
Agatha: Ah, that’s his mother’s favourite word, okay I’ll have a word with her
Nicky’s teacher: I’d appreciate that very much
Rio coming back into the room with Nicky: That garden is bitchn’!
Nicky: Yeah Mama it bitchn’!
Agatha mumbling: fuck me
Nicky’s teacher: I see these meetings are going to be more frequent
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idkimboredrnsodoomscroll · 1 month ago
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Jac Shaffer: ok guys we are going to film you guys falling top speed straight down on a broom presumably to your deaths, please give me your best scream.
Everyone: *screams terrified*
Aubrey Plaza: *witch cackle*
Producer: Aubrey no it’s a-
Jac Shaffer: No, let her cook
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hermslore · 1 month ago
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AGATHA ALL ALONG TWEETS
(part 5)
two more days till my lesbians come back to me guys
discord saw most of this first
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aperfectlylesbian · 16 days ago
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Rio: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Agatha, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls, wildflower?
Aradia, whispering: Because Abby and I have little hands, mama.
Agatha: Because they have little hands, my love.
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tremordusk · 16 days ago
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Alice: I miss my mom
Rio: I was a mom once
Alice: you were?
Rio: *nods* well more like a father…
Alice: how were you a father?
Rio: I topped Agatha once and suddenly we had a kid—
Alice: *chokes on her cup of tea*
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incorrectquotesmcu · 18 days ago
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Nicholas: You’re supposed to pour the milk first!
Rio: No, you pour the cereal first to see how much milk you need!
Nicholas: It tastes better milk first!
Rio: It tastes the same!
Nicholas: Why are you wearing my mom’s pants?
Rio: Milk first it is.
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born-in-neverland03 · 1 month ago
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Agatha *talking to Nicky who's lying in his bed sleeping*: Mommy is gonna drop kick anyone that touches you.
Rio: And Daddy is gonny buy mommy out of jail.
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demonparamour · 1 month ago
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