a-timely-problem
a-timely-problem
“You can have it all. Just not all at once.”
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a-timely-problem · 13 hours ago
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Oh my god we actually did it.
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a-timely-problem · 14 hours ago
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...why is everything so fucked?
My dad's still in hospital, got another part of his foot amputated, my mom has to have a lymph node removed BC it WILL turn into cancer, my grandma's dementia is getting worse and worse and she's convinced to a wheelchair now, my sister got bitten by a tick and I am still fucking sick with peribronchitis-
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a-timely-problem · 18 hours ago
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Saw the category "live podcasts," like podcasts that you can listen to right now while they're being recorded. And... uhm... that's a radio show. That is literally just a radio show. And idc that that has something to do with radio frequencies, people are seriously trying to reinvent gid damn radio shows-
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a-timely-problem · 2 days ago
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Okay, you know what? After reading this post, I jokingly said we should all just make a pact to reblog it five times a day forever. So I'm gonna do this louder for the people in the back:
AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS
AO3 IS RUN BY FANS (VOLUNTEERS, NO LESS)
AO3 IS PART OF THE NON-PROFIT, ORGANIZATION FOR TRANSFORMATIVE WORKS
AO3 IS NOT OWNED BY ANY COMPANIES AND DOES NOT EARN REVENUE
AO3 OPERATES ON DONATIONS FROM FANS
again:
AO3 WAS CREATED BY FANS, FOR FANS
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a-timely-problem · 2 days ago
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Go read an old fic.
There's such recency bias in fandom. As an author you post something, get a few reactions, and then it goes off into the bin. As a reader you check the tags, see what's new, and move on. But a lot of old stuff is really good. It's just sitting there, gathering dust, waiting for someone to take a peek.
So go on. Treat yourself.
Read an old fic.
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a-timely-problem · 2 days ago
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a-timely-problem · 2 days ago
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Emily: "I think I just almost died"
JJ: "HOW??? I left you alone in the car for 5 minutes????"
Emily, pressing a hand to a stab wound: "That's so not what I meant when I said I wanted another piercing"
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a-timely-problem · 3 days ago
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a-timely-problem · 3 days ago
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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.
Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"
And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"
I mean, look at this nutjob.
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The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.
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I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.
Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.
Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.
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a-timely-problem · 3 days ago
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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
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a-timely-problem · 4 days ago
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Can't wait to start working out again. Seriously. It helps me so much and I just couldn't for the past 1 1/2 month but now I'm finally on meds! Gonna wait at least a week longer for the symptoms in my lungs to hopefully be gone (I ain't risking stuff spreading to my heart) and after that Imma start again! (That forst leg workout is gonna be so fucking brutal for about 3 days. Not looking forward to that part)
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a-timely-problem · 4 days ago
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I watched "my Oxford year" BC the people on TikTok kept crying how good it was. If you like acting, study at a university, like romance and like well build plots- this movie probably isn't for you. Sofia Carson gives a performance about as astonishing as a kid that's trying to pretend that they did their homework. The chemistry between the two leads falls flat and the main guy's talents honestly seem wasted. The academia setting is obviously just for aesthetic and no actual research was done. Also, they keep on pretending that this one exchange student is the pride of Oxford BC apparently, this version of Oxford has never before had an exchange student.
This movie partially infuriated me. The twist was also not very shocking (common, he dies. It's obvious) and the only thing I liked was the last montage which finally managed to convey the sadness that I was craving that evening. Apart from that, this movie is a rushed acting dumpster fire, which the tiktok crowed apparently truly loves
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a-timely-problem · 4 days ago
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Trump supporters losing their shit over Metallica, My chemical romance, Green day, Lincoln park, and twisted sister for being very in your face anti Trump and crying because "when did these bands go woke when did they let politics into their music' 😭😭😭😭 like morons you can't be punk and fascist these bands have always been political you've either grew up stupid or a Nazi probably both to be frankly honest.
Anyhow here's a list of musicians who are either Anti Trump or are VERY adamant that he is NOT allowed to use their music and loud of their dislike of him.
ABBA
Adele
Aerosmith
A-ha
Andrew Lloyd Webber
The Animals
The Beatles (the Harrison estate said Trump was not allowed to use "here comes the Sun" to announce Ivanka at the Republican convention but if they wanted they could use "beware of darkness"
Beyoncé
Bruce Springsteen
Celine Dion
Creedence Clearwater revival
Earth wind & fire
Eddy Grant
Elton John
Everlast
Foo fighters
Free
Guns N Roses
Green day (no trump no kkk no fascist USA!)
Issac Hayes
John fogerty
John legend
Johnny Marr
Lady Gaga
Leonard cohen
Linkin Park
Luciano Pavarotti
Madonna (claims he's a weak pathetic man who's bent on dismantling all the freedoms Americans have fought for)
Metallica
Neil schron(journey)
Neil Young
Nickelback
Nico vega
Nik Kershaw
The O'jays
Olivia Rodrigo (who commented "ew don't use my sound ever" and refused permission to trump to use one of her songs)
Ozzy Osbourne
Panic at the Disco
Pharrell Williams
Phil Collins
Prince (the estate of Prince refused to let trump have permission to use their music and went after him for copywrite when he used it with it permission)
Queen
R.E.M.
Rihanna
The rolling Stones
Rufus wainwright
Semisonic
Sinèad O'Connor
Spinal tap
Taylor swift (trump is weirdly obsessed with this woman because she's a proud childless cat lady with a career?)
Tom Petty
Twisted sister
The white stripes (after the Trump campaign used their song seven Nation army Jack White said “Oh….Don’t even think about using my music you fascists. Law suit coming from my lawyers about this)
Yoanne Lemoine
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a-timely-problem · 4 days ago
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I am not even religious but god, Bruce Springsteen songs on the topic are absolutely phenomenal
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