#I mean it’s awesome

[ash-pile]

Yanno, it’s a little intimidating to see people I follow suddenly liking and rebloging stuff on my blogs. Like. You aren’t supposed to know I exist. What are you doing in my house?

@howlsofbloodhounds and @sirsquidsalot you two in particular Who said that. Def not me. Nope. I didn’t tag you. Tumblr is weird it must have done that itself. Yep. Definitely

[an1d10t]

“Ah such a good da-“

*Two birds starts playing*

“WAIT NO-“

Yea that was me a few minutes ago. And I am now currently on the ground. Why?

Because Halt and Ferris angst.

Basically, they met again and some people now know they’re brothers. So everyone is now referring to Halt as ‘your majesty’ and stuff like that. Obviously Ferris doesn’t like that (because he’s afraid that Halt will take the throne and tell what Ferris did)

One day Ferris asks Halt to meet somewhere private. So they meet up somewhere with deep water. So Halt goes there. They have a little ‘nice’ chat until Ferris drops something and him being the useless king he is asks Halt to get it for him.

And you guessed it, Ferris lunges at Halt with a rock in his hand to knock him out. Halt turns around and sees this. He takes a step back and falls into the water.

And Ferris being the bastard he is grabs a long and thick stick to hit Halt with.

(And if you want, you can add a vision from Ferris hitting Halt with a paddle in the boat and this)

And as the last part of the song plays Halt sinks to the bottom of the water while Ferris walks away with a guilty but cold facial expression

[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

elita pep talk

[froglover7789]

finally watching house md in order instead of whatever random episodes my friends force me to watch and. wow. the mouse bites meme is. so accurate? why is wilson just Always There. "I too am in this episode!" YES DIVA WE KNOW WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING UP DONT YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO????

[nocek]

I watched Deadpool and Wolverine yesterday and I just had to XDDD

beware the SPOILERS! I mean not really but better to be on safe side ;)

[muffinmoonn]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY USAGI!!!!!!!!

[rockore]

WAKE UP BABE!!!!!ITS TLNM'S ANNIVERSARY TODAY!!!!! 22ND SEPTEMBER!!!!!LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO happy 7th anniversary to THE movie ever 🫶🫶

Hq ver

[jerich0two]

Jazz cat! (Lest we forget who my favourite is)

Been seeing a few posts with overlord-era Husk playing the saxophone and I am ALLLL for it. This post is for ME. I am the demand for Jazz Saxophonist Husk Content. If only I knew how to draw a sax... or someone playing one... oh, well!

[sundreary]

snow day!

pt 1 + pt 2

[lauriemarch]

and at the end of the day, people will still hate women.

because beyonce is a terrible songwriter who has a good body and nothing more and she's really nothing compared to olivia rodrigo, that stuck-up bitch who steals other people's music, but taylor swift is an old, bitter nothing who clearly hates other girls. and sabrina carpenter deserves to die because she followed her heart, not her brain, and that's exactly why zendaya will never be good enough for tom holland. don't forget about kylie jenner, who's stealing precious timothee's innocence away and dating her is like committing arthouse cinema suicide, or how we said the same thing about miley cyrus and her disgusting profanity, think of the children, poor liam hemsworth, trapped in a marriage with such a horrible woman. lana del rey was hot until she was big and she made trailerpark sexy until her ass got a little too fat. and ariana grande, talentless homewrecker, and selena gomez, jealous and unreasonable, and hailey bieber, even more boring than the blood drying on the knives you are so quick to pull. sophie turner is a bad mom and megan thee stallion deserved whatever was coming to her.

and amidst all of this, we still don't know these women. we cannot fathom the pain of having a public divorce, one where people choose sides and hurl insults at you until the battery on their phone dies. we don't watch them chase after sweet-cheeked children in tucked-away backyards or play board games with their best friends while their chests heave in laughter. we don't know their marriages and we don't know their solitudes. we don't watch them unravel themselves, time and time again, preparing for the battle that we have made of their lives. they can never make a mistake. they can never cry. they can never be who they believe themselves to be.

and we take all of this and we go to work, we ride the bus, we go grocery shopping, we walk in dappled sunlight, and we let ourselves shrivel. i compare myself to every body i see and i comfort in the fact that i can still encircle my wrists with my fingers. food turns to dust in my mouth when i think about the fact that taylor swift thinks she's fat and people still hate sabrina carpenter for sticking by joshua bassett's side when he almost died, for God's sake, and now the people on my twitter feed are saying GUTS is the worst album they've ever heard. i liked it, the tiny voice in my head cries out. she wrote songs that made me feel noticed. they're calling the song i relate to the most a total skip.

so i close the app. i try not to think about the endless profiles screaming about how much they hate a nineteen/thirty-two/thirty-eight/twenty-three/twenty-six/forty-two year old. i try not to think about how much they would hate me, if they knew anything at all.

[pigswithwings]

outlier

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

[troyssix]

OKAY IF YOU LIKE MAZE RUNNER PLS REBLOG THIS POST I JUST WANNA KNOW ABOUT MY FELLOW FANS

REBLOG THISSSS

[quartzeikek]

THIS FANFIC BY @ohmaerieme IS SOO GOOD I HAD TO DRAW IT !!!

[sunnyirry]

pride month is over pack it up under the dogs trio or whatever 😡🤬