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Why dis 🐺 look so hot 😭

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never getting over how lego star wars decided to make fanfic millennium falcon instead of bringing back some of the cool 2013 sets like come on bro wheres ewok village! i want ewok village!

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batjokes starting as like "i hate you. i wish you were dead but i cant kill you bc youre the only one who sees me and knows me. i want to skin you alive and pull out your fingernails and eat you. i want to laugh as you bleed to death in my arms and i want to run head first into the knife youre trying to stab me with" and ending up old married couple core is soooooo funny to me and also their dynamic completely and totally and you cannot change my mind

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luke skywalker, experiencing extreme humidity for the first time: is this hell

yoda, tweaking off that swamp frog stew pack: wet the air may be but moisturized your skin is

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the joker movie pisses me the FUCK off bc how did you make a joker origin with no batman!!!! his whole thing is batman!!! batmans whole thing is the joker!!!! bro is literally symbolic of batman's inability to give up being batman and the consequences of him doing so. they like need each other in a narrative sense and in the gayass ways they interact BUT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME BATMAN AINT IN THE GODDAMN MOVIE im sick.

lady gaga i am sure youll be a great harley but ik theres not gonna be a batman in the sequel so i kinda dont give a fuck im sorry queen

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battinson is great because he's so sad and autistic but can you imagine how great superbattinson would be??? clark would take one look at him and decide its his mission to take care of this absolute loser. bruce begrudging letting himself fall in love. bruce "i dont need help" wayne and clark "yes bitch you do" kent AUGHHHHH i am so unwell.

idk,,,,, just they would be so sweet and loving in the little ways i feel. theyd definitely argue a lot but like thats just par for the course with superbat tbh

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GUYS THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY MICHAEL KEATONS BRUCE WAYNE IS MY FAVORITE!!!! THIS IS THE BRUCE WAYNE HE PLAYS!!!!!!!!!!

Controversial Opinion: When I think of the public Bruce Wayne persona, I don't think flamboyant and spoiled billionaire.

I think of a charming, polite, and well-spoken gentleman who can convince you of the greatness of Gotham's future with a few words. He loves talking about his family, his children more specifically. Seems to be knowledgeable about all sorts of things due to his travels around the globe. Speaks any language you could imagine and his velvety, old-money-accented voice is sure to capture your full interest. Never one to flaunt his wealth shamelessly but also never caught dressed in anything that isn't a tastefully fashionable and carefully curated outfit to bring out his features with matching scents for the occasion. With a few glasses of alcohol, he can get very flirty, but never inappropriately so. If you ask him about his opinion of the Bat, you will find that he does respect the man for all that he's done for Gotham but deeply detests his methods. In general, he seems to be against violence and crime of any kind, including vigilantism. Always one to ramble on and on about all of the future programs he wants to start for the city. His employees never stop praising him for his politeness and generosity, his public appearances at local schools, events, and festivals are always an absolute delight. He exudes elegance and authority you would expect of a Wayne and Gotham loves their prince for it.

To better visualize my vision, here is a short and sweet moodboard:

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It’s a little surprising if took us so long to post the fucking banner we use for this shit-ass tumblr account.

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im a dinluke shipper Specifically for the boba han interactions :3

boba: thanks for letting my visit my favorite nephew din. im so happy youve found a clan of your own. look i even brought him a toy blaster isnt that so neat

din: wow boba this is great. i sure am glad you and luke put your bad blood behind you so we can all be friends. life sure is sweet!

han solo: IS THAT FUCKING BOBA FETT

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thankyou to the one mf who liked this its just me and you bro 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏i am not alone but my circle is real small 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

i cant be the ONLY one whose favorite bruce wayne is michael keaton,,,, right?

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i cant be the ONLY one whose favorite bruce wayne is michael keaton,,,, right?

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hanleia wedding would probably be the first big huge televised event post empire days (or at least one of the first) and i think the sole reason leia decided to make it such a big stink is to piss han off. im willing to bet han had to convince her to marry him (NOT in a creepy way just in a han way ykyk) and her retaliation is making it larger than life insane guest list bigger than royal weddings of the past crazy nonsese. this idea is very funny bc i also like to think that no one tells han. he has No Idea why wedding prep is taking so long and he doesnt really care bc wow shawty really said yes thats so crazy. come wedding day he shows up and shits himself bc the entirety of coruscant and then some are in the pews and he is wearing the same outfit he wears everyday.

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Hey :D a bit shy to come off anon but saw that you wanted to know a little more abt the Robins (and ages too mayhaps!)

This is a recent Tumblr post that roughly covers it! With age estimates and all in the briefest way possible: https://www.tumblr.com/spoilerjpeg/759829954700705792/bat-family-ages?source=share

But yeah to answer your question, Jason and Dick have atleast a 6 year age-gap (Jason being younger.) The issue abt the ambiguity and Jason is that his Robin run was really short compared to Tim's or Dick's (since... they killed him off... He doesn't even have his own solo series!) so his interactions with people outside of Bruce and Alfred are vvv limited (esp since dick was living away from Bruce, estranged from him to a pretty big degree, etc etc.) And so, it depends on how you extrapolate the little interactions Jason and Dick have had.

The people that hc they weren't really 'brothers' since we had very limited content feel comfortable shipping them when they meet again as grown ups post Jason's revival. But people that do extrapolate that Dick would've been a brother-like figure, even if distant at best (like an older sibling that's gone to college, esp since Jason sent him voicemails at his lowest point and all,,) don't like the ship!

It's just a matter of perspective I think :) personally I see them as brothers. But whatever floats whoevers boats works. It depends on who etrapolates what from the little content we were shown for Robin Jason <3 (miss that beautiful boy everyday ;-;)

thankyou anon i owe you my life. and thankyou to the pookies jn my replies for explaining thjs to me :3c

my current understanding now is ppl r freakyyyyy but also they were never really brothers lowkey... how inchresting.... i dont think its for me ❤️

six years is crazy tho i was thinking like. TWO LMAOOOOOO

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ummmmmgenuine question plz dont be mad im just curious.

so like i havent really read/watched much shit with the robins. and ik theres a lot of em. but like. why are we shipping dick and jason? are they not brothers? i assumed the robins were brothers? but i literally dont know 😭

i tried googling this and google was unhelpful so im asking the void to see if it will answer :3

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no bc when you think about it buzzed head selina is so everything. like. so many female characters in superhero media have longass hair that they just. leave out? of their mask? like girl be so real. ik that shit a hassle. and if they put it under a mask the never show em like braiding it or anything beforehand? or putting on wig cap? or both? like literally be SO real with me dude. i wanna see some girlies with dutch braids!! with cornrows!! with somethin thats not gonna fly round and get in the way!!! make female superhero hair more real or shave them all BALD!!!!

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Oopsie... 🤭

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ok been lowkey getting into superbat lately (i am out of media to consume) and the lack of battinson shit with it is a CRIME A CRIME I TELL YOU i dont care that theres no superman in the universe theyd be so sweet together fight me