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i feel like different "groups" of cubitos probably speak different dialects of the same shared language, so you end up with pvp minecraftian and redstoner minecraftian and speedrunner minecraftian and parkour minecraftian and etc where they all use slightly different words and slightly different meanings
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oh my god all i’m gonna say about the new squidswag irl dating confirmation is that this makes swagdoons so much fucking funnier in retrospect. imagine your boyfriend being called sibling coded with YOU and being SHIPPED with a whole ass other man
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Customer: LOCAL CHURCH SELF HELP GROUP DMV: HOME OWNERS ASSOCIATION HATER Verdict: DENIED
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does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it
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ive hated the concept of voidwalkers ever since i got them as a result on a "what's your fanon mcyt species" test ages ago and found out that apparently a voidwalker is literally just the Special Species People Headcanon Xisuma As Because He's An Admin (and ignore all the other hermitcraft admins? like. joe and tango and hypno? hello????)
in a fair and just world i wouldve gotten lumian as my fanon mcyt species but noooooooooo apparently kids these days don't even know about the glowy spacemen. smdh
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#world is so bleak . . . .#i cant make up stupid little species specific to one (1) guy#quartz reblob text
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I was a ghost with this other ghost dude, ghosts could only interact with things that are dead, so we shot a record player to “kill it” so we could listen to music.
It worked.
We then went on a murder spree so we weren’t bored in the afterlife.
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There was a new species of bed bug called royal bed bugs which were larger and had wings.
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Read a fic of an unrelated fandom where soulmates could see eachother's dream but everytime those special dreams were mentioned the author spelled it Dream and it felt like getting repeatedly shot in the chest
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terrain study
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WOOH GOD THIS TOOK A LOT OF TIME. THIS IS MEANT TO BE FOR THE AU IVE BEEN GOING ON ABOUT FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS but i can absolutely post up to here on its own i think without actually going into the au's territory too much DJBFDKFNDKFND
SO HAVE THIS!! FOR NOW!!!!
#THIS IS SO FIRE OHMYGOD?????????#ABSOLUTELY PEAK !!!#absolutely love siff's face on the first panel actually#quartz reblob art
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How Can You Help Me, Stardust?
[Speedpaint]
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I removed all my stuff from twitter because of the change in policy but I still want to have this one posted somewhere cuz I think it's cool.
And also some other ones I finally had time to finish after what? like two months? damn
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girl you havent rendered a thing in months
im great at rendering (hubirus will claim me)
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