#Hide&Seek

[squareofshape]

i don't care how neat a program is or how much it might improve my life. if it sneaks its way into my computer on top of a regular software update like some kind of fucking digital deer tick, it's a delete on sight. kill kill kill. nobody but ME decides what programs get installed on MY computer. fuck all the way off

[pudding0001]

[kochei0]

Pleasant dreams

[gastarb3iter]

—I know you're here.

[miaowmelodie]

Imagine with me:

Batman made new suits to make all the batfam impossible to detect through any means because of a villain from the future with super advanced technology (possibly a future where the technology has been advanced through hybridization with alien technology or something).

What if the technology he uses for the suits make it so they're not only undetectable to the villain but to Superman too?

Like poor Clark could be just chilling with a book or something and out of the blue he stops hearing the heartbeats of the whole batfam?

He'd try to call them but since they need to be 100% undetectable the first thing they did was get rid of their phones.

It would be especially hilarious if when Bruce made the suits he didn't realize they were Clark-proof as well.

Like the day after he goes to the league's meeting that they'd planned and everyone's wearing black and mourning them while Clark's in front of a board with red string with pictures of all the villains that Batman's ever pissed off trying to understand who did it...and Bat's so confused.

[caprart1]

Alright back to the amazing digital losers

Hide n seek ruined

[az-roser]

Slang Education Day

Niffty’s definitely gonna get scolded for outing him to Rosie.

{Part 1} {Part 2}

IB: this post !

[magicicephoenix]

*waddles up to moon*

"hey wanna know something crazy?"

*I don't let him answer before I speak.*

"crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room-"

get snatched >:)

(prev)

[zanephillips]

Daniel Metz and Josh O'Connor Hide & Seek (2014)

[on-the-clear-blue]

An idea that just popped into my brain...

Bernard, in the house boat living room, typing away on his computer, looks up when Tim enters: Oh, Babe your home early? Was patrol okay....ehst do you have.

Tim, tearing off his Red Robin outfit and holding something in his arms: So you know about that super evil, super old guy that runs an eco-friendly murder cult that is like super obsessed with me?

Bernard, closing his laptop and sighing: Do I have to move? Do what ever witness protection shit you superheros have?

Tim, humming and shaking his head before holding out what looks to be a bundle of clothing:No no...it seems he somehow found out about us dating and me planning to propose yo you and sent an early wedding gift.

Tim shifting the cloth to show a sleeping baby: Say hello to our child, I don't know just yet how he got both of our DNA but I did run a test and he is 100% ours, I think he used Lexs stuff like how he made Kon..

Bernard, staring at the baby and his rapidly undressing boyfriend who was rambling: Wait...propose? You wanted to get married?

Tim, still going on: -Lexs cloning tech is pretty hit or miss, *my* gear waz based on that but was...Wait you didn't know? I...I thought you have been hinting at it for a while...that's what I planned for next weeks date night.

Bernard, mouth agape: I haven't. Like at all, I mean, I will say yes because we now have a kid and I love you a lot but it would have taken me by surprise.

Tim, midly surprised: Huh...well anyways, Ra's sent us a child? I was thinking Alvin is a good name?

Bernard: Fuck that I am not going to have my son named after a chipmunk.

[heph]

05x05

Remember the episode where Wilson pretended he was doing drugs and dating a sex worker after he realised that House was spying on him 😐

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Autistic Things That I Didn’t Realize Was Related To Being Autistic

Neurodivergent_lou

[armoralor]

Master Sol is the type of person that joins every single imaginary tea party a youngling invites him to.

[has-the-gavle-goat-burned-yet]

Considering Elf on the Shelf is a horrifying attempt to normalize our increasingly heavily surveilled society, I propose a Fun New Christmas Game to play with the kiddos, wherein a straw goat is placed in a prominent area of the house and the parents may employ any number of strategies to protect it, while the kids do their best to steal it (since small children and fire in an enclosed building is probably a bad idea)

Aww that seems like a fun and cute holiday tradition!

[klaasfoto]

Peekamoo.