#He's a favorite

[bugbrews-creations]

Billy! 💀🦴

[neon-lights-stardust-nights]

📻, what type of yandere are they?

Oooo, 📻! I had an awful little nightmare, so I'm gonna really enjoy answering these.

[meme]

📻 is like. Really funny as a yandere. I think he'd have been a different type if what he was chasing wasn't a gender-fuck, amab beefcake of an assassin. The boy's from the 20's, 📻 100% has some... Internalized ideas.

If 📻 were chasing a woman (even a butch woman or a trans woman, just something he can reasonably remind himself is a girl) he'd still be aggressive, but he'd also be sweet. Roses in his hands after chasing you down. Pretty pet names if he stabbed you. Making you breakfast in bed--a bed that you're chained to. That kind of thing.

Bone is not a woman though. Bone is amab, likes faers dick, very masculine looking--there's no way someone with their head that far in gender roles is convincing themself that Bone is a girl. 📻 is largely straight, Bone is just his weird exception to the rule, and that colors the interactions.

📻 is very jealous, a necessity for yandere characters, but it's tinged funny. 📻 doesn't like Bone sleeping around, but if you asked him why, he'd never be able to articulate it to you. Instead, he just gets violent about it.

Actually, a lot of it boils down to pointing guns at someone.

📻 is just fucking mean to faer. But that's the thing: they're both weirdly in on it. This is the way 📻 can contextualize their relationship: as something right out of Fight Club. So it's all the violence, none of the pet names.

Controlling, kidnapping, killing, punishing, but none of the sweet. Not even as a joke.

📻 has no idea why Bone is an exception to his otherwise straight as an arrow tastes, but he's gonna keep faer whether fae likes it or not.

He's a fan of drugging too--getting faer doped up before initiating a fight. Was it a mild sedative so that Bone had to try a hell of a lot harder? Steroids instead, so that he had an even greater challenge on his hand?

📻 just wants to lock his favorite assassin in a gilded cage, fighting and fucking until the end days. Sadly, you don't become one of the 1# in the world by being bad at escaping things. So it's a loop of perpetual frustration on 📻's part, trying to catch a butterfly with his bare hands. That fuels it some I think--how much he is willing to resort to extremes before even attempting a softer option.

So like, 📻 is yandere in all the ways Tyler Durden would've been in Fight Club if it were just a little bit gayer.

[notaplaceofhonour]

okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

[mo-mode]

“But what does Grover bring to the table? He’s just the comedy relief character.” Grover is juggling the role of babysitter, mediator, and emotional manipulator and he cracks jokes too? Give him a BREAK

[beebfreeb]

[kuronekoartsblog]

I offer you: Tim Drake being absolutely demolished in a way or another for being good at videogames, both by his opponent and his own teammate

Recently this is the only thing capable of pumping some dopamine in my ADHD brain so this is what u get lol

More to come!

[themoonstonechronicler]

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

[maria-ruta]

based on this tweet

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

[colorful-craze]

I think that one of the funniest things about Legolas (especially in the movies) is that he’s literally the only Elvish prince in all of Middle-Earth but everyone treats him like he’s just a random guy. And he ACTS like just a random guy as well which makes it even better

[neuro-psyche]

I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

[pacipinka]

*taps mic* is this thing on? Yeah okay so every vampire in the vampire chronicles is turned at critical a moment in their lives and beyond just the body they are in when they are turned, their mentality stays at that standstill for their entire immortality, Lestat was turned against his will, he was clinging onto Magnus begging him to be freed, so he’s constantly seeking freedom and only finding loneliness and thus turning back to people again and again, however he can’t STAND being told what to do, since he desires agency in his life so desperately, Armand was turned after years and years of abuse and lack of control but such a desire for genuine love, by a man he ‘loved’ so wholly who he felt was barring his love from him, he needs control in his life, he needs a ‘master’ but he does not desire it, it does not fulfill him, he is trapped in a room but the door is unlocked! Louis was mourning his brother, he felt like an utter failure and so he’s always seeking family, seeking people he can care for, he can coddle, he can prove he is good too, but he loves people who either cannot stand coddeling and need a sense of looseness to live (Lestat) or people who grow out of coddling who prove to Louis he will always fail the people he loves (Claudia), Claudias turning, in many MANY ways mirrors lestats in that it was against her will, she was stolen from her home, and in her immortality she desires freedom but unlike Lestat does not have the agency/ form to get it, she will always be small, she will always be looked down on, even by Lestat who cannot deny how much she is just like him *taps mic* ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!! NONE OF THEM CAN BREAK THE CYCLE!!! TO BREAK IT WOULD BE TO UNDO THE VERY FIBER OF THEIR IMMORTAL SELVES!! THE CYCLE IS THE BLOOD THEY DRINK IT IS THE HEART IN THEIR CHEST AND IT ROLLS AND ROLLS DOWN THE MOUNTAINS AND VALLEYS OF THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER AND IT CAN NEVER BE STOPPED BECAUSE THEY WILL NEVER STOP LOVING EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bluefireskiesfox]

[notherpuppet]

“Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” 🦌🎄📻✨

[kyuyua]

Red Life 💔

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[junodoom]

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