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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Baldur’s Gate (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Astarion/Wyll (Baldur’s Gate) Characters: Astarion (Baldur’s Gate), Wyll (Baldur’s Gate), BG3 Origin Characters Additional Tags: Costume Parties & Masquerades, Alternate Universe - Regency, Regency, Regency Romance, Period-Typical Homophobia, Internalized Homophobia, Ballroom Dancing, Identity Porn, only the tiniest bit…, Masks, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Alternate Universe - Historical, Fluff, Drama & Romance, Mutual Pining, Master/Servant, Power Dynamics, Power Imbalance, Age Difference, Alternate Universe - Human, Canon-Typical Behavior, Astarion’s Past Abuse (Baldur’s Gate), Historical Inaccuracy, Forbidden Love, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Torture, Implied/Referenced Abuse, POV Multiple, Naval Officer Wyll, Military Uniforms, Implied Uniform Kink, LGBTQ Themes, LGBTQ Character, Queer Themes Summary:

“You’re quiet today,” Wyll murmurs, tilting his square chin up so that Astarion can carefully slide his razor across that glorious long neck of his. “Penny for your thoughts?”

Astarion pretends the razor requires his utmost concentration, as he knows Wyll will be looking at him with those big, brown eyes, with concern perhaps, and he struggles enough with his freakish desire to bow to every little whim Wyll has.

“I was ruminating over tonight’s ball, Your Grace,” Astarion answers, keeping his tone aloof. He ignores Wyll’s reaction to the title, the way he freezes and frowns. “Has the Prince Regent set you up with every young, eligible lady in the Ton yet?”

Duke Wyll Ravengard is the talk of the Ton; back home from his service in the navy, he’s the perfect candidate for marriageable young ladies to fawn all over.

He’s certainly not an appropriate person for his loyal valet, Astarion, to yearn for. And yet…

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let lie the sleeping horrors

Cazador Szarr dies. Decades after his own death, Wyll Ravengard can finally walk free—but Baldur's Gate is not a land for vampire spawn, much less one with delusions of heroism. He does what he can in the shadows.

Until a pale elf arrives with infernal magic and a deal to make.

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Wyll as a vampire spawn, Astarion as a warlock - and a 44k descent into madness to explore all the myriad ways they're both better and worse :)

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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

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on the Demeter, straight up “eating it.” and by it. well, haha, let’s justr say. the entire crew

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Fabian Seacaster is an enigma to me, not because of who he is, but because how I feel about him. Fabian Seacaster is entitled, spoiled, self-absorbed, rich, rude, and worst of all, a teenage boy. He believes he's the coolest person in the world and deserves everything good and cool to happen to him. You're supposed to like him, but want him to be humbled, go through character growth and realise everything isn't about coolness. Yet. Yet that's not the fucking case. Every single time Fabian tries something cool I want him to succeed. I want him to win all his fights even when it's unreasonable that he should. He starts PvP with Pete fucking Conlan, the sweetest guy ever. A trans man from New York with a pet butterfly who lives with five roommates and is best friends with a goth and 60 year old, he's always dressed in a cowboy hat and fishnet shirt. And I love him. And I'm still rooting for this entitled little shit to win. He doesn't deserve to. And yet.

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Viktor and jayce will find each other in every universe but i also like to think that vi and jayce will find each other in every universe, make a few bad decisions and then carry on with their lives

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they're so incompetent. i love them.

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December 21st

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i am so disappointed in you all. it is over halfway through december 21st and i HAVE YET to see the lou wilson kingston brown december 21st breakfast gif. where is it

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These two saved the world btw

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do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

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this callout couldve been a block button

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “linguistics class” you'll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel nothin.

50 minutes later: dude i swear there's invisible words in these sentences

my ∅ friend, pacing: the determiner phrases are lying to us

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quick sketch with my big sister ❤️

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Arcanegifs' Arcane Season 2 (2024) Character Poll 2nd Place: Caitlyn Kiramman ↳ "I am a decorated officer. Leader of House Kiramman. Address me with respect, or keep your mouth shut."