#look im just saying

[ray-vnn]

Give me AAA S2 and Agatha alive somehow so someone can edit agathario to “no grave can hold my body down I’ll crawl home to her”

[themoonstonechronicler]

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

[cherrytea556]

I just know the lgb will be up in arms and come at me with their pitch-knife forks if i tell them that i would genuinely be more accepted as a lesbian than as an aroace

[youaremysunshine-court]

jonathan sims, c. 2015: there is nothing paranormal about this statement, they must have had too much to drink and hallucinated the entire event

alice dyer, c. 2024: this place is creepy? of course its creepy, its the british government. you think they burn down buildings? pfft, have you heard of british petroleum, they burn down oceans

[no-nope-not-today-satan]

I want a story where when Jason came to titans tower at Tim I want him to be the sassiest motherfucker he has met and will ever meet and be absolutely feral. Like so much that JJ comes out a little (head cannon that Tim has 2 personalities after the joker). Jason went to titans tower to traumatize Tim and Bruce uno reverse he gets slightly traumatized and he gets to see why and how Tim became robin in the first place.

[discobrainrot]

Okay hear me out

AU where Harry is deeply into Metal instead of Disco.

METAL ELYSIUM.

[abluescarfonwaston]

Sorry just thinking about Phoenix and Iris. How he swallowed glass for her. How she didn't know. Turned away from it and covered her eyes. Couldn't bare to see what she knew her sister was going to do. Do to him. She knitted a sweater for him. It fits just right. He swallows glass and stares at her as she stands over a charred and smoking body. As she screams and points at him. Watches as he is hauled away. Can't even fathom what's going on. Why.

He swallows glass for her.

And I just can't help but think what would have happened if she'd asked him to leave instead. That last night before Dollie became Dahlia. If her shaking hand had reached for the necklace one last time. Shaking and pale. If he'd caught her hand then and asked what was wrong. How the words would clog in her throat but if she begged- if she asked- that they run away together, he would have.

He swallows glass for her.

Surely he'd have been willing to run away.

[hermemescabin]

Percy: I'm doing all of these extra classes and burning myself out with homework for Annabeth

Annabeth: *was never that interested in new Rome anyway*.

[goosetowns]

zendaya born to play a bad bitch involved in a star crossed lovers throuple

[clever-fox-studios]

I’ve had this gag in my head for like a week—

Jenn has a very consistent delivery record, even with some locations and customers that are notoriously… difficult to find. She’s very good at her job.

She also has a criminal record.

These are not mutually exclusive facts.

Featuring @8um8le ‘s Eclipse trying to remember if he left the window open or if he needs to check the alarm system

[ngkducks]

So the Sacrifice Feast for Muslims is in a few days, and most of them do take the internal organs from the sacrifices too.

So i think Hanni will like this time of year ig

And it's usually Lambs that gets sacrificed (:

Might try making something like him, need to find recipes!

[killrisma]

every age regressor watched stede treat the crew like his children in season 1 and went “yup that’s a cg right there” send post

[themoonstonechronicler]

Adolin and Renarin really out to collectively fill every Vorin gender role huh

[sittinginsunflowers]

A lot happened in this episode, but Zac’s “it’s what I do, baby.” had no right to be that hot

[arcticfoxtrap]

Listen, I just..

The brainrot is real.

[dailypurpled]

DAILY PURPLED DAY EIGHTY THREE - purpled wouldn’t have missed.