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themoonstonechronicler · 3 months ago
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"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo
bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*
sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.
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cherrytea556 · 8 months ago
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I just know the lgb will be up in arms and come at me with their pitch-knife forks if i tell them that i would genuinely be more accepted as a lesbian than as an aroace
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youaremysunshine-court · 6 months ago
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jonathan sims, c. 2015: there is nothing paranormal about this statement, they must have had too much to drink and hallucinated the entire event
alice dyer, c. 2024: this place is creepy? of course its creepy, its the british government. you think they burn down buildings? pfft, have you heard of british petroleum, they burn down oceans
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no-nope-not-today-satan · 5 months ago
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I want a story where when Jason came to titans tower at Tim I want him to be the sassiest motherfucker he has met and will ever meet and be absolutely feral. Like so much that JJ comes out a little (head cannon that Tim has 2 personalities after the joker). Jason went to titans tower to traumatize Tim and Bruce uno reverse he gets slightly traumatized and he gets to see why and how Tim became robin in the first place.
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abluescarfonwaston · 8 months ago
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Sorry just thinking about Phoenix and Iris. How he swallowed glass for her. How she didn't know. Turned away from it and covered her eyes. Couldn't bare to see what she knew her sister was going to do. Do to him. She knitted a sweater for him. It fits just right. He swallows glass and stares at her as she stands over a charred and smoking body. As she screams and points at him. Watches as he is hauled away. Can't even fathom what's going on. Why.
He swallows glass for her.
And I just can't help but think what would have happened if she'd asked him to leave instead. That last night before Dollie became Dahlia. If her shaking hand had reached for the necklace one last time. Shaking and pale. If he'd caught her hand then and asked what was wrong. How the words would clog in her throat but if she begged- if she asked- that they run away together, he would have.
He swallows glass for her.
Surely he'd have been willing to run away.
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hermemescabin · 3 months ago
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Percy: I'm doing all of these extra classes and burning myself out with homework for Annabeth
Annabeth: *was never that interested in new Rome anyway*.
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ray-vnn · 1 month ago
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Give me AAA S2 and Agatha alive somehow so someone can edit agathario to “no grave can hold my body down I’ll crawl home to her”
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goosetowns · 7 months ago
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zendaya born to play a bad bitch involved in a star crossed lovers throuple
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jukebox-arts · 1 year ago
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I’ve had this gag in my head for like a week—
Jenn has a very consistent delivery record, even with some locations and customers that are notoriously… difficult to find. She’s very good at her job.
She also has a criminal record.
These are not mutually exclusive facts.
Featuring @8um8le ‘s Eclipse trying to remember if he left the window open or if he needs to check the alarm system
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ngkducks · 6 months ago
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So the Sacrifice Feast for Muslims is in a few days, and most of them do take the internal organs from the sacrifices too.
So i think Hanni will like this time of year ig
And it's usually Lambs that gets sacrificed (:
Might try making something like him, need to find recipes!
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killrisma · 11 months ago
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every age regressor watched stede treat the crew like his children in season 1 and went “yup that’s a cg right there” send post
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themoonstonechronicler · 8 months ago
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Adolin and Renarin really out to collectively fill every Vorin gender role huh
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sittinginsunflowers · 2 years ago
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A lot happened in this episode, but Zac’s “it’s what I do, baby.” had no right to be that hot
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beanstroni · 9 days ago
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Having both a uterus and hypermobile hips is a tragedy of incomparable woe. "Are my hips doing their daily dislocation or their monthly bloody dislocation or is this actually something I should be worried about?"
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dailypurpled · 5 months ago
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DAILY PURPLED DAY EIGHTY THREE - purpled wouldn’t have missed.
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flowercrowns-n-punks · 1 year ago
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This is an late almost 5am idea. That can be ignored.
For my dndads friends/moots mainly
But silly silly no brain offer of.
A campaign, a silly silly campaign. Semi dndads vibes semi based on whole campaign ideas i never got to do,etc:
Just an idea for a rp heavy campaign lvl by milestone most likely:
Theres a thin line between the normal world and the world of fantasy.
People often live blind to the strange oddities or even ignore them calling them myths or legends. Out of sight and out of mind.
But when a group find themselves forcefully exposed to the hidden truths of the world from a old prophecy.
Racing against the clock how will the group try to understand this prophecy they found themselves intertwined in?
Will they save this world or forever rewrite the future.
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Note this is just an sleepless idea, an suggestion i aint no crazy dm i stumble and stutter but try my best lol xD
Also just a crave for more dnd games.[for both running & playing more lol]
Id be surprise if anyone would be looking to play but yea lol
Anyways imma hit the hayyyy[try to lol]
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