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Dean is the oldest. He should’ve been named Sam if he were a BOY when he was born.

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Are you adopted or any child?

Feelin like a qna let’s do it

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I feel salt n peppas song it’s none of your business works well for my body my choice ngl

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Batkids: being absolutely feral

Batman: Aren’t my kids precious

Green Lantern: So I guess the suit does it for some people?

Batman: shrugs I wouldn’t know. I found them all in a trashcan. Except for Red Robin. He found me in a trashcan.

From a fic called

Batman, Beer, and Barbecue

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And Eddie is acting gayer

I hate Tommy :)

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I hate Tommy :)

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Ok this is PSA to all trans, nb folks, and everyone that’s not cisgender, don’t listen to anyone who says you are wrong or you’ll “grow out of it”. You are perfect the way you are doesn’t matter about pronouns be who you want to be. If your brain says something else tell it to shut the fuck up if people say something say red hood thinks otherwise just to piss em off.

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He’s slut squared

Soap:"mentally I am a slut but physically I am also slut... i don't know where this was going "

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I fucking hate people. My friend went to a party with some others and she got fucking assaulted and had a seizure. I got fucking assaulted last week and the damn cop that is “handling” my case said it was my fault, that same cop is “handling” my friends he told her it was her fault. I fucking hate this. We wanted to have fun with our friends not assaulted. Get your shit together.

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This is what I expect when I watch this movie

How Wade actually convinced Logan to help him:

Inspired by that one PT Barnum Deadpool variant :)

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Currently drinking titty milk. Eh it could be better not a huge fan of it

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Taking a minute from my random ass posts. The random people that give you dirty looks cause you dress differently than others are annoying. I’m in the Nashville mall wearing jeans, band tee, a bunch of jewelry, vans, and my short curly hair. Just walking around and I go into any store that’s not for me but for my family I get side eyed and they think I’m gonna pickpocket them or something it’s just annoying. I ain’t a animal in a zoo stop staring

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Look if he wanted that organ he should’ve kept closer track of said organ

Something that will never not be funny to me is how in almost every fic I read which is Tim Drake centric, he /always/ loses his spleen. No matter if he’s a civilian in a coffee shop or a villain or any other au, there’s always some event that sneaks it in in fics.

‘DC stands for disregard canon but this one lil guy lost an organ and he has forever lost that privilege :/‘

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So does that give us permission to throw popcorn at you? (Btw don’t throw food or anything at animals in the zoo it ain’t nice.)

youre so funny i wish to study you

thank you i’m here to please

i’m like a creature in a zoo you can all throw popcorn at

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I want a story where when Jason came to titans tower at Tim I want him to be the sassiest motherfucker he has met and will ever meet and be absolutely feral. Like so much that JJ comes out a little (head cannon that Tim has 2 personalities after the joker). Jason went to titans tower to traumatize Tim and Bruce uno reverse he gets slightly traumatized and he gets to see why and how Tim became robin in the first place.

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@timblrdrake my brother in coffee is this true?

I did laugh can’t lie

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

I think it’s hilarious how Tim Drake sounds like someone’s self insert but he’s not.

This kid met Dick when he was super young, remembered it so vividly that he recognized his acrobatics in Robin (while he was stalking both Robin and Batman without them knowing), and realized Dick is Robin and Bruce is Batman. Then he keeps it a secret for years until Jason dies and he goes up to Bruce and convinces him that he should let Tim be Robin. AND IT WORKS. Then when he’s sent to go train he catches the eyes of freaking Lady Shiva and she trains him because she thinks he might be able to kill her eventually. Then he’s sent back to Batman and he is a fantastic Robin for a long time.

That literally sounds like fanfiction, but he is very real and very loved. Just shows no matter how self indulgent a story might sound, you should still write it anyways because it CAN be good.