#Do you see my vision.

[theminecraftbee]

actually you know what while I’m in a slightly ranchers mood. okay so I’ve seen a lot of cute fics where jimmy goes to hang out with the hermitcraft side of team ZIT, right, and they ARE cute. however I think also it fundamentally fails to take into account that both jimmy and zedaph are weird little blonde, overly proud, easily offended british men who can be really possessive over things they like. plus zedaph is a Known Grumpy Introvert and jimmy automatically positions himself on the defensive.

what I’m SAYING is that I personally imagine that if tango introduced zedaph and jimmy they’d hiss and spit at each other like feral cats and IMMEDIATELY get extremely competitive over who’s the better tango friend while tango sits there like “oh good they’re getting along :3”,

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Fan Life. Each Lifer randomly selects a fan from their patrion to be their stand-in. The fan stand-in wears their Lifer's skin and has to pretend to be them. They play it completely straight and never acknowledge that these are completely different people.

I think it'd be funny if the only exception was Etho. A ton of assorted fangirls (non-gendered) ... and Ethoslab.

[whyamihereat4am]

Death Note AU where L isn't fluent in Japanese and Light isn't fluent in English, so instead of their conversations having ridiculously long pauses due to 5 minute internal monologues, it's because every time one of them speaks the other has to discreetly whip out a dictionary and flip through it before responding (they are both pretending to speak the language better than they actually do because they're idiots)

[a-sketchy]

if p3p was good but still bad (there’s more yuri but it still undercuts like all female characters’ development via romance or pure nonsense) it’d be soooooo… if to initiate a romance with saori, you ask her to stay, saying you need her.

imagine.

[simplydnp]

[nikoisme]

thinking about hector taming horses. doing it since he was a young man and he kept doing it all throughout his life. doing it before and during the war. his family telling him to be careful and worrying when he goes to a wild horse. spending hours in a pasture with it, and just sitting there and talking to it. letting the horse get used to his presence. the horse is stubborn and perhaps terrified, but hector doesn't mind. he doesn't mind how long it takes. and then slowly gaining the horse's trust. smiling and petting the horse once it feels safe enough to approach him. feeding it treats out of his hand. all the horses getting excited and trotting over when they see him. bringing his baby son to watch them, and they slowly approach and sniff astyanax. astyanax petting the horse's soft muzzle with his little chubby baby hands. and andromache loves the horses as well and often feeds them. and feeling an emptiness in his chest whenever a horse is killed on the battlefield. a horse he cared about. a horse he befriended and that can't be replaced. the horses looking around and waiting for hector to come to them. but they don't know he is dead. and they just wait and wait and look for him. but he doesn't come back.

[voidofthearchive]

white collar is all about trust.

[sliceofdyke]

[eraserheadadult]

girl yaoi / boy yuri

[jakeabel]

pictures where joe and patrick look like a married gay couple going to their monthly brunch with their friends before retreating back to their condo to make fun of shitty reality shows together

[sleazymachine]

pwNPD seeing certain people as extra important and/or equal to themselves call that VIP status

[altschmerzes]

Fleabag 2x04 | The Bear 1x08 "Braciole"

[marchivists]

you dont have to have sex in the saw 2004 bathroom to have had sex in the saw 2004 bathroom

[tackypies]

stick with me here.

1) staff has been making call of ishmael jokes

2) moby dick is arguably a lovecraftian story about trying to destroy an entity akin to an unknowable and unattainable god

3) ishmael has been shot by a decay ampule in canto iv

4) canto iv establishes that the liquid form of the material reverts people back to an original primordial form

5) ishmael brought she feels nauseous even after been "revived" from being melted, it's hinted that she is hiding the full extent of the decay ampule's effects

6) next canto is ishmael's

7) we may see ishmael Become the Horrors.

[c4tb1rd]

Hoping this will reach people in all three of these fandoms. I just think these three should meet up and smoke a joint together.

[nayruwu]

Mahiru says she likes jazz because it's weird and off-beat like Guren.

And then Guren says he likes jazz because Mahiru likes jazz.

And then Shinya says he doesn't like music at all but gets Guren a jazz recorder.

this has been "the catastrophic trio - a summary"