simplydnp
simplydnp
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simplydnp · 1 day ago
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tw illness discussion
i had a really bad appointment yesterday. and i'm still reeling from it. and i know depriving myself of good things doesn't do anything except mean i miss out. but it's really hard to turn off that voice today. i'm really grateful that i got to see my therapist earlier. she just... knows what to say. and understands what happened. and she listens to me. it helped. so kids go get yourself a therapist it's important!!
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simplydnp · 2 days ago
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actually ykw you're welcome for the sacrifice
literally fuck them for uploading in the middle of my therapy appointment
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simplydnp · 2 days ago
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why am i being hatecrimed by dan howell
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simplydnp · 2 days ago
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sounds familiar
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simplydnp · 2 days ago
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literally fuck them for uploading in the middle of my therapy appointment
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simplydnp · 4 days ago
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Okay sure man why are you following this
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simplydnp · 5 days ago
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hello!! Phannies!!
I’m selling randomised packs of 5 cards.
All the fun of buying photocards, none of the dealing with IRL Merch!
you can find the packs on ebay.
Selling at face value of £10!
here and here
UK Only!
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simplydnp · 5 days ago
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dan and phil’s 3rd world tour name leaked!!! it’s called “consensual third wheeling”
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simplydnp · 6 days ago
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we look the same!
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simplydnp · 6 days ago
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fuck me forever i saw a closeup clip from the overcooked livestream and dan was actually holding onto phils hand when they were tied together 😫
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simplydnp · 6 days ago
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tumblr you brought back prev tags but why did you place the unfollow button right next to it. why must i risk my mutualship every time i dare to traverse the tags
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simplydnp · 6 days ago
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I swear they can use OF and make a lot of money without even having to take away any clothes. They just need to show some PDA
christian side hug- $4.99
touching foreheads like that one vine- $8
holding both hands facing each other- $25
head on shoulder for 10 seconds - $169
phil sincerely talks about anything- $5,000
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simplydnp · 7 days ago
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simplydnp · 8 days ago
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thanks for answering! I've been here *looking at my watchless wrist* less than a month (the nice smell of a newborn).
already made a presentation about dnp and phan evidence for a friend (they said that they are very "peculiar" men, Phil is not older than 30, how did they survive to such an age (showed them 3 of Connie's animatics).
xoxo for everyone who makes posts, gifs, art and fanfiction YOU ARE THE BEST!
welcome to the chaos! i wish you luck in navigating the several years of lore 😂 seems like you've embraced phannie culture already with the powerpoint, so you'll be just fine 😊
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simplydnp · 8 days ago
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(I'm very new here)
In the new video (around 11:40) Phil said he doesn't know any children. I thought he had a niece??? whose baby I saw on gifs with them???
yes phil has a niece! he is just forgetful 💞 you may have also seen gifs of them holding their friend Louise's baby
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simplydnp · 8 days ago
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"this whole video was rigged" YEAH. BY YOU
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simplydnp · 8 days ago
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The way Phil doesn’t even talk about “if I got an onlyfans” it’s “if we got an onlyfans” okay. I see how it is
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