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you've heard of characters getting married so they can't testify against each other in court, now get ready for 2 characters getting divorced so they can throw each other under the bus

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whatever the fuck these two got going on

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love this show

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cult leader husbands

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Queen Lizzie of the Ocean Empire!

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near doodle page complete 🎲🃏

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King Joel of the Mezalean Empire!

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i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.

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i miss empires s1 💔💔

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Do we think the snails will start craving flesh and end up eating a hermit

I love how casually you’ve asked this. anyway the answer is yes.

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Me too Misa, me too

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The funniest part of Ekko going to the alt timeline is how he casually and accidentally reminds everyone of the most traumatic things to happen to them

Like imagine you go to your future-son-in-law's graduation party after presumably knowing him for years and just not seeing him for a couple months and the FIRST thing he says to you is "remember when your husband tried to fucking murder you" LIKE???

Also, imagine your bf/situationship/lab partner/ best friend, who has spent time with you nearly every day for years and KNOWS how your sister died just starts suddenly being like "Your sister died? How did it happen? DID YOU MURDER HER?"

I love you Ekko you are very smart but "reading the room" is not one of your many skills lmfao

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Light: if i punch him in the face he'll know I'm kira!

L: if he doesn't punch me in the face i know he's kira

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quirk accident with moms!! de-aging

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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something crooked this way comes