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I honestly think House could burst into the cafeteria frantically and march up to Wilson and say, out of breath, "don't ask questions, just kiss me" and then Wilson would go along with it, assuming there's some legitimate reason why that's happening

turns out it's just the only way House could think of to get Wilson to kiss him without doing that yuck "communication" myth

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"this time's s t a l e m a t e" ~ light yagami & l lawliet

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You are forced to live in only one type of biome for the rest of your life, how do you react? You can leave and visit other countries or places, but only if they are in the same biome:

Spin the wheel to find out your biome.

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daniel mindiola

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The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

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I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

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dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE

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"Stars are smiling in the sky The Moon is smiling in the sky ... And I feel For this smile I could kill" © Berenika - The Moon

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chase, sucking house's dick: this is awesome. i have job security now. he can't fire me after this

house, getting his dick sucked by chase: i have to fire him or else every time i go to work i'll get so hard not even tripling my vicodin intake could make my dick soft

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first post on tumblr & it’s a chase wip from my pathology lecture because i couldn’t lock in for the life of me. i reckon this semester is already beyond salvation, but at least the house md grind is going strong?

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House would walk into Wilson's office, wordlessly stop and stare at the carpet until Wilson sighs and asks "Can I help you?"

House would look up and say "I love you, Wilson"

Wilson would just reply "not giving you the patient's file."

House would stumble closer and say "forget about the patient for a second-"

Wison: Okay this is definitely a ruse because you would NEVER say that

House: Wilson I LOVE you

Wilson: wh...what are you doing. Why are you..

Then they'd kiss. Wilson would be shocked until he closes his eyes. 3 seconds would pass before his face scrunches up and he pulls back and says "what- what did you put in my mouth!?"

Then his eyes would roll back and he'd collapse to the floor. House would step over his body, take the patients file, decide to take Wilson's coffee while he's at it, and leave

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The team would have an lgbt+ patient and Cameron would start a discussion about it and everyone would be like "ehh maybe idk if i would ever experiment like that" (except chase. That man was partying with dominatrixs in college, he exprimented). And then someone would mention House and Foreman would laugh and go "House doesn't have a gay bone in his body".

And House sees this as a challenge.

So he goes nextdoor and drags Wilson into the room and kisses him. In front of everyone. Poor Wilson is just confused, like unable to speak because hes so shocked type of confused. And Foreman would go "Please, you only did that because I mentioned something. It doesn't count,"

And for the rest of the episode House would do various things to try and prove to his team that, yes he is in fact fruity a little bit and poor Wilson is just along for the ride until House realizes "oh shit I don't think this is a joke anymore" and just ignores that revelation for the next few episodes until he's forced to deal with it

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PLS IGNORE HE’S JUST HORNY

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Artiste.

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¡Hermes y sus padres!

Sausage put a challenge out on twitter to make it look like he and Joel are holding Hermes, so here’s my go!! Figured I might as well share it here too ^_^ He dressed up for the wedding just like his dads!! 💜

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usually i’m at worst neutral about big changes to minecraft’s textures and stuff but i hate the new eggs so fucking much can we please put them back