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spellcheck life. every time you spell a word wrong in chat you lose a heart

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April Fools' special where everyone's video titles are something along the lines of "Terraforming with My Friends :D". The first half of the video is all about building new biomes and structures in teams on the same fresh world, with timelapses and explanations of the creative process and such. Basically all the builders flexing their skills and ample use of WE with the occasional 'secret' (i.e. death trap) for no apparent reason.

Then the second half of the video has everyone back at spawn with green nametags and Grian introducing the game. It's a Life Series where everyone makes the world they have to fight to the death in.

I could actually see them doing this tbh

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life series season where oli orionsound is allowed to join. pleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeaaaaaasseeeee

PELASEPALEAEAPELASEPLEASEPLWAEPAPLEEPALSE

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Anon Life, no one knows who is who and they have to live in constant fear of talking their plans out loud to the wrong person

They've GOTTA create an elaborate system of code words I just know it

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Mild Life: session-by-session changes like Wild Life, but, they're very mild, like:

Wolf size and speed increesed by 20%

Dirt mining time decreased by 90%

All mobs increese speed by 50% during the day

Tree growth time reduced to zero

Elytra are added to the bat loot table

Jump height gradually reduces during the session to zero

Swimming in water is disabled

Rocket flight time is extended by 4000%

All liquid blocks are removed

Solid blocks now fall like sand and gravel

HELP these are so funny 😭

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i had a dream last night that the next life series took place entirely in the Ocean, dream details are a little fuzzy but i think there was a central island for the spawn point, including one tree per player for initial fairness, and based on how people moved/acted probably some conduit or otherwise added permanent effects to make it so the ocean was not Directly what's killing people, just a funky new environment to kill each other in -

Permanent water breathing, BUT you still have to swim everywhere

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Lore life!

Where they all are taking their lore to the next level, Grian cosplays as an evil Watcher (wait isn't he already a Watcher??), Martyn acts like a Listener, Cleo emerges from the ground and starts an apocalypse, Gem is world hopping again, etc..

I LOOOVE when players have consistent lore <3

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It feels like if Grian were to implement any of these suggestions, it would be because he’s had enough and wants to mentally scar his friends for life because a good portion of these are borderline torture /silly

^ Grian on his way to emotionally destroy his friends and also murder me personally

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One life

Like double life but instead of a bunch of duos sharing their lives, everyone in the series shares one health bar/ lives

Well... it was nice knowing the players

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life series where they literally just never post the final episode. They still obviously talk like the finale happened but nobody has any proof and whoever won is never proven. at least 3 new inside jokes show up that nobody knows the source of. the fandom is in shambles.

MAN?? That's so cruel

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Life Life where when they die they life and their lives life life life

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No Life, where they don't talk at all, just afk until somebody is the last to die

Easy way to find out the REAL watchers' favorite

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Love life: The original cast of third life with the same mechanics, except their player is controlled by their partner/family member. It would be a fun April Fools episode. Especially if they have no idea what their player is doing before recording audio

I know Joel could easily be subbed for Lizzie but can we please have it be their daughter instead. We really gotta get her started on killing as soon as possible

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Lethal Life

Gimmicks from previous series directly affecting lives / health return. Everyone begins with a random amount of lives (LL), hearts cannot be recovered (SL), and soulmates share lives and hearts (DL). Also, the murder snails are back just because (WL).

The twist is, before recording, Grian only tells each person 3/4 of the gimmicks (LL is the only gimmick everyone is aware of because it's the hardest to hide). Someone could be going about their day being careful not to lose hearts for their soulmate... then suddenly die because a snail they only just realised existed tapped them while they were crafting. RIP

So like... an hour long series tops?

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Every session a different guest decides the gimmick. Grian has to preapprove each gimmick but there’s special guest appearances like

Oli

Doc

Xisuma

The artimators

Mythical sausage

(I feel like those last two would be a disaster giving shipping gimmicks)

Oh it would be AWFUL...

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my favourite thing about this fandom is that we see three colours and go ABSOLUTELY FERAL. i have been buzzing all week waiting for friday to see if anything actually even happens. also manifesting mumbo + gem teamup just because it would be funny.

I am SO sorry this post got eaten and just now resurfaced after the end of Past Life. Hello it's me from the future: I have some complicated news about the whole Mumbo thing,

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petition for martyn to win season 10 for periodic comet reasons and also because the art would slap

The art WOULD slap