#DC Orphan

[kitkat5628]

When I tell y'all... Every damn time I listen to Harpy Hare by Yaelokre my head plays an animation of the BatFamily.

- "Where have you buried all your children" is Bruce having to bury or fake a funeral for the kids because, you know. Dick faked his death and there was a funeral, Jason actually died so he had to bury him, Tim died if I'm not wrong? Or also faked his death? I don't remember that one well... Damian died, came back but died. Stephanie died... But retcons and stuff, she only faked her death but he still probably got her a funeral. Cassandra and Duke didn't but shh. Also that nightmare or their graves... Ya get my point right?

- "You can't keep them all caged, they will fight and run away" Bruce does try to keep them safe buuut he overdo it. So they get tired and leave after an argument. We could say Dick and Jason ran away, for example. Damian also is kinda having arguments with him as of now?

"She can't keep them all safe, they will die and be afraid" He's obviously one man and you know... Can't be everywhere everytime like it happened when they died. And they all either had their moments of death or terrors.

"Mother, tell me you will stay" no matter the shit they went through with or because of Bruce, they don't want him to leave and care about their father.

"We'll be far and fly away" but everytime, they're gonna have an argument, leave and it'll end up badly somehow.

I'm not crazy right? I'm not the only one seeing this right?😭

[oraclereadsandreviews]

“barbara gordon getting paralyzed for the sake of bruce wayne’s development was misogynist, but oracle is a better mantle for her and she should still be a wheelchair user.” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks.

“she’s right,” they say. everyone turns to the 5th row, but no one is there. then on the screen behind me: barbara gordon herself.

[bloomeng]

more dc magical girlies 💕🤭✨💘

[softsadrainy]

:) cassandra cain my bbg

batless one, i saw someone else draw her doing something ballet related but i completley forgot who and im so sorry if i find them ill tag em !!

[aofikofi]

group photo !!!

[adhara2034]

Honestly, I think the scariest Trio in the batfamily has to go to Jason, Cass and Tim.

I mean, Jason and Tim are already a riot and only serve to feed off of each other, which turns a simple drug bust into an arson attack and explosion. But throw Cass into the mix and anyone they come across is fucked.

Tim can create these crazy fucking plans and Jason is insane enough to go along with them while incorporating his own shit (rocket launchers) and Cass just goes with it silently, and when Jason and Tim fuck up and are in a tight spot, Cass is there to get their asses out.

So yeah, when Gothamites see Red Hood, Orphan, and Red Robin together, they pack their shit up because together they are bad shit crazy and unstoppable and Gothamites do not want to get their shit rocked today.

[mayamarvil]

He was meant to be a girl dad

Detective Comics (2016-) #1058

[mimiyarts]

Batfamily - 530*160

Artist : Lan.C

[allthegothihopgirls]

"justice league doesn't know batman has kids" and by some freak incident, they end up meeting them all at once, after never having one single sneaking suspicion of batman being a family guy.

you've got every batkid + justice league member in the same room, and bruce tries for a total of 6 seconds to diffuse the situation before giving up.

there's bats left right and centre making completely false claims about how their family came to be, just to stir shit. also purposely trying to ruin batman's 'stoic and mean' reputation as best as they can.

jason and steph are telling everyone that they're all bio kids, and bruce does try and correct that one (some of those kids don't even belong to him in a non-bio way!!) but not before tim pipes up and goes 'well actually it depends what you count as biological, he grew me in a lab'.

dick's taking full advantage of the JL's perception of batman being oh so impressionable in the moment, and is telling stories of his childhood + batman raising his younger siblings, making him out to be the softest guy to ever exist (completely on purpose). cass is nodding along next to him, and making sure whenever she adds a comment that she uses the word 'dad' instead of batman just for the extra domestic flare.

babs and jason are explaining how they all consider themselves bats, in a way that would make anyone believe that they're in a cult. bruce is standing amidst it all, an immovable object, with dick's arm on his shoulder, and damian huddled into his side (ALL for dramatic flare. they need the JL to know that he's. just a guy with kids).

[rainnyydaysworld]

Dick: No problemo!

Dick, internally: But it was all problemo.

—

Cass: Start talking!

Jason : Well, I-

Cass: Shut up!

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Tim: So, what's for dinner?

Bruce, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

—

Jason: What’s up? I’m back.

Bruce: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Jason: Death is a social construct.

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Damian : If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

—

Doctor: How high are you?

Cass: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

Bruce : No, they’re asking what drugs are you on.

Cass: Oh, antidepressants, why?

[0pin0n-custard]

Batman is 1000% overshadowed by his kids.

Dick Grayson is better at acrobatics and flexibility. Duh.

Jason Todd is better at brute strength hand-to-hand combat (also he has a fucking gun, so ranged attacks +1, another +1 for not being a pussy and killing people. [PS DC stop nerfing my boy.])

Tim Drake stole the title of World’s Greatest Detective right out from under Bruce, and he would probably be unstoppable if he still had his spleen.

Stephanie Brown is superior at actually being a functioning human being- objectively the most important trait of everyone here.

Cassandra Cain is just better. At what? Everything.

Damian Wayne is better at channeling his trauma and autism into things that aren’t punching mentally ill people (like seriously the kid had to unlearn his LoA brainwashing and look at him go adopting animals instead of traumatized orphans.)

Duke Thomas cAN FUCKING FLY.

[arlos-warm-drpepper]

Little sister big brother best duo

[bloomeng]

finally got around to redoing Cass

It’s been a journey and a half but from the start I was not super fond of her design but I was just to busy to revisit I know a lot of people had a lot of opinions good and bad but I’m much happier with this version of her

[nerokchi]

if you saw me post this already no you didn't

[cosmicpoutine]

stephcass fandom open the door or in gonna throw rocks through your window

[the-b1ah]

Part 4 of the batburger saga

Going back to school but I have the next two parts sketched out so I might still have time to finish em before I drown in schoolwork again.

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Where do all those burgers go???

Can you tell put all my focus into one panel lol

I also continue to love drawing spoiler and RR shocked faces

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Phantom: *unhinges his jaw and eats 61 burgers*

Spoiler: ummm that’s new

RR: *heavy sigh* I’ll add it to the file.

Once you realize phantom has powers you also quickly realize he has a lot and he forgets that he has almost all of them. Much to the batfam 1) horror 2)frustration 3) slight amusement. Mostly they’re ripping their hair out.

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