#Bruce headcanons

[mbruben-stein]

Hello! I hope you're doing good..

Could you do hcs "dating bruce banner include" 🥺

Dating Bruce banner would include.

Dating Bruce Banner would include a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences. At times, he may be withdrawn and quiet, lost in his thoughts as he struggles with the weight of his past and the constant battle with his alter ego, the Hulk. But there would also be moments of brilliance and passion, where his intelligence and determination shine through.

You would have to be understanding and patient, knowing that Bruce carries a heavy burden and may need space to cope with his inner demons. But in return, you would receive unwavering loyalty and devotion from a man who has a heart of gold despite his struggles.

Dates with Bruce would involve deep conversations about science, philosophy, and the complexities of the human mind. You would be challenged intellectually and emotionally, as he pushes you to think outside the box and see the world from a different perspective.

But amidst the chaos and turmoil, there would be moments of peace and joy, where you see the gentle and caring side of Bruce that he keeps hidden from the world. He may surprise you with acts of kindness and thoughtfulness, showing you that despite his struggles, he is capable of love and compassion.

Overall, dating Bruce Banner would be a journey filled with ups and downs, but it would also be a unique and rewarding experience. You would stand by his side through thick and thin, supporting him as he navigates the complexities of his life and finds solace in your love and understanding.

[brights-place]

Dating Spruce aka Bruce

- Okay Okay! Probably the one who's best equipped to be in a relationship out of everyone in the group.

- This man Has an wife and kids

- He’s the heart Throb for an REASON - Speaking of which, if you think him settling down in the movie and having kids of his own was cute - he has ways with kids and I headcannon he made funny faces for branch when branch was younger in the BROZONE Eras - when first seeing you when he first arrived to Vacay island he was in awe. - You offered him an job and place to stay if he would work for you, you hit it off and formed a relationship with each other. - he couldn't believe there was another troll in the area and gladly took the job - would help you around the restaurant whenever he could. - he owed you so much for you welcoming him and offering him an place to stay - He's the heart throb which drags in the customers which you tell him is good for business - You liked him for his personality and how kind he was to everybody. -You would praise him every time he helped you out and if he just did something simple for you. - You gave him an shell necklace you found after searching through the beach and looked through shells intensely after an year of him staying and working with you for so long - He noticed you sticking your tongue out focusing on putting the shell you found perfectly that would look good - When you gave it to him he was shocked and took it gently afraid it would break - THAT WAS THE EXACT MOMENT HE REALIZED HIS FEELINGS FOR YOU - When seeing you blush and looking away thanking him for his hard work he was shocked - He planned on confessing to you at sunset on the beach after a couple months later - When he did you blushed and you both agreed to take it slow - HE WAS THE HEART THROB FOR AN REASON - First date at an cafe and second date at the beach he confessed to you again - would give you your favorite flower on each date - Would continue to go on more dates and would start officially dating on the 2nd one cause you knew he was perfect for you. - Bruce is loyal, dedicated, and protective of his partner

- Bruce is known for his great sense of humor and being able to make his partner laugh

- Bruce always tries to find the positive in any situations - He loves food he's an foodie but he mostly loves your cooking - The menudo he was eating was made by you and he loves eating it - You and him cook together smiling at eachother lovingly - Vacay Islanders thought you where dating cause you two would hold hands and held eachother close before you started dating and because you two where the only trolls in vacay island - if you ask about his brothers he'd sit you down and complain to you about them but he will also go on and on about them one by one, and go into some detail about what kind of person they are and what he loves about them. - Bruce has a fondness for romantic gestures and will often surprise his partner with thoughtful gifts, gestures, and surprises - Bruce is a gentleman and treats you HIS partner with respect and care always putting their needs before his own JHABIVWRINS - Bruce is a passionate lover, and he is known for being a great kisser cause he was the heart throb for an reason - Bruce is a passionate listener and always tries to understand his partner's feelings and needs whenever he can

- See's you listening to brozone and would grin seeing you dance and sing his parts would walk towards you and sing with you - will praise you for minor or major accomplishments. even if you don't think something deserves praise he gives it to you anyways. he's so proud of you and you would do the same back. - He secretly adores that we look at him so fondly while working

- Small Little 18+ thing he has an breeding kink - Planned on proposing to you one day he has it hidden inside an drawer where you'd never find it - Planned an whole future with you two together having kids and would smile when staring at you when you talk about if you should have kids - In the future when the others come to try get bruce aka spruce to join you guys had... too many kids

- You would grin greeting bruce is siblings in shock and just gave an thumbs up - You two kiss goodbye and waved godbye you were stuck with the kids.. The kids had pink eye - Bruce would be an sweet and loving boyfriend and husband forever you can't change my mind <33

[distant-wcrlds]

//Actually, while I'm at it, I'm going to post some of my favorite headcanons for each active muse to start things off.

Hawke:

He doesn't like to kill. It's never his immediate goal, and he only does so when he sees no other option. Killing the Arishok, who he had seen as a friend of sorts, was only done because he was backed into a corner, and it avoided potentially even more deaths being on his head. Still, he hated himself for it, and he hated that statue even more. This is also part of why Anders's choice to involve him in gathering those ingredients made him feel more deeply betrayed and why he nearly spiraled out in panic at Sebastian's ultimatum. He didn't want to kill anyone, but especially not a (former?) friend, and especially not the man he owed his brother's life to...

Lavellan:

This is probably going to be the most lighthearted one here, and I'm not sure if I already mentioned it on his individual blog, but I just want everyone to know or remember that this poor amnesiac little elf didn't even know his own name when he woke up. Unfortunately, due to the legend now surrounding him, everyone else addressed him as if they knew him, and for a brief period of time, he had to deal with the disappointment and horror of thinking his name might be "Harold".

Raven:

Less of a headcanon than legitimately a way you can interpret the canon events of the show, but you know the whole Trigon arc? Raven did not think she would survive. She did not think her friends would find a way to defeat her father and undo his destruction of Earth. She literally sacrificed herself and the rest of the world to protect the only real family she'd ever had. And given that she wasn't even sure if the protection she'd placed on them would work, at the very least, she wanted to protect herself from being able to experience their deaths.

Leia:

So, this was never intended and was actually a recent discovery, but I do pride myself on doing more research than the CW writers when it comes to scientific plausibility (no "absolute heat" gun, that struggles to even melt metal doors btw, here). Anyway, while researching fire, heat, motion, density, and calories, I had the startling realization, that in order for Leia's powers to plausibly work without killing her, she'd need new organ structures that make her no longer completely human, she might be somewhat immortal (probably not invulnerable, though), and if she ever reached real absolute heat, she'd create a black hole, create a new universe, and/or break the laws of physics as we know them. She doesn't realize any of this, and she probably won't handle it well if she learns about it, but that's science for you! ✌️

Bruce:

So, there's one kinda fucked up thing in Bruce's past that almost nobody knows about, and that's the fact that he almost killed Joe Chill before he became Batman. When he didn't go through with it, he confided in exactly one person (Alfred by default, but potentially Harvey in threads where they were childhood friends). What nobody but Bruce knows (now that Joe Chill's dead), is that when Jason died, and Bruce was faced with the first murder of a direct family member since his parents, he decided to ask the man who helped create his no-kill rule what he should do about wanting nothing more than to break it. There's a lot more to this, but the short version is that Joe kind of avoided answering but strongly pointed Bruce towards not going through with it by asking how Jason would feel, and Bruce planned to ignore that, but while beating the Joker to death, he couldn't stop thinking about that question and restrained himself from going through with it for the sake of not tainting Jason's memory. Needless to say, the whole Red Hood thing had him feeling extra fucked up.

[intriq]

As your forceful best friend I demand girldad!Bruce Wayne...?

Bringing an infant home after saving her

Raising her as his own

Being a good dad

- 🌻

your wish is my command [not me doing this while im sick. sooo not me. totally. absolutely, even. wdym i've told you im sick i'm not ur delusional /silly]

credit to cafekitsune for the divider!!

girldad!bruce who is a little lost on what to do at first. He's never cared for an actual baby before, so what's he meant to do?

girldad!bruce who eventually seeks Alfred out for advice. Maybe even browses online on what to do.

girldad!bruce who panics the first time the baby cries, because he's so lost! he doesn't know why she's crying. most of his kids were grown when he took them in, he's used to always being told what was up. with this tiny little lady he's got absolutely no clue.

girldad!bruce who felt like he was going to be prepared for everything this small infant could throw at him when he first saw her and decided to bring her home. he wants to think he's learned from his fuck-ups with his older kids, so surely he'll do better by her, right?

girldad!bruce who absolutely loses his mind any time she cries and nothing seems to soothe her. he wonders if he's already done something wrong, screwed up with yet another kid. where had he gone wrong this time, he wonders?

girldad!bruce who does everything in his power to make sure this kid is happy.

girldad!bruce who is relieved when he learns that the constant crying is from her teething. he's glad to learn it wasn't because of him. he's not very emotional, but he just nearly cries out of relief when alfred tells him about it.

girldad!bruce who tries just about every trick in the book to help soothe the pain she's feeling while she's teething. and when i say every trick, i mean every trick.

girldad!bruce who constantly stops to think to himself before he does anything. what will be the possible consequences of his actions? will his choices make her hate him in the future, in the long run? would it make her happy?

girldad!bruce who just wants to be a good dad. as good as he can be. he wants to do things right, even if just once in his life. he doesn't wanna fail this child who seems to small in comparison to him.

[oh23]

remember when i said Bruce would forget his kids arre adopted?

imagine the same thing but opposite w damian for some reason.

Damian starts showing interest in medical stuff and Alfred lightly comments, "just like his grandfather," and Bruce hums with a finger on his chin, "Ra's?" and Alfred gives him a look and THEN Bruce realises, oh his father. his side of the family. because he's the dad. for real this time. ohhhhh.

[arkangelo-7]

Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.

[incorrectbatfam]

The only acceptable trans Tim headcanon would be Tim introducing himself to the batfam as a boy from the get-go with such confidence that no one questions him. Then, his first solo case as Robin is investigating the disappearance of Jack and Janet Drake's "daughter," so he pretends to have a twin sister by forging a bunch of documents and photoshopping family pictures. He then fabricates evidence of her death, committing multiple crimes in the process, and holds a fake funeral at the end. Because if his previous name is dead to him, he's gonna kill it the Tim Drake way

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[ahfrickenfrick]

vicki vale: and what do you have to say about the rumors that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person?

12 year old, newly appointed robin, jason todd: ??? that would be really weird cause i’ve literally seen them kiss before??

bruce: *in the Wayne tower, popping up from his paperwork* …something just happened…

[sleepy-cone]

Broke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian to stop them from fighting each other.

Woke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian because they both encourage the others' absurd logic to justify feral behavior.

...

Tim: "See when I can focus directly on a case with no interruptions, my success rate goes up exponentially." (Hasn't slept in 56 hrs.)

Damian: "Statistics don't lie"

Tim: "Statistics don't lie"

...

Damian: "When I adopt more animals, it makes me happy, and if I'm happy, I work better with a team."

Tim: "And you help an animal that needs a home."

Damian: "EXACTLY!"

Tim: "If anything, its irresponsible to let them roam the streets as strays."

Damian: "That's what I said!"

...

Tim: "So one of the executives of this firm has been stealing some stuff, but unfortunately, he also has the resources and status to get him off the hook with a light sentence. Which sucks."

Damian: "What if you add a more serious crime to up the charges?"

Tim: "...That is GENIUS! I have dozens of cold cases that I've solved, but the culprits have already died! Im sure one of them could easily pass as him! "

Damian: "I can help if you need any evidence planted."

Tim: "Sure thing! I'll let you know when i find the right felony to give him!"

...

Dick: "At least they're having fun and getting along?"

Bruce: "This is not better. Stop trying to pretend this is better."

[demonicsuffrage]

Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that

Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!

Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.

Bruce:

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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University

Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-

Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that

Bruce:

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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?

Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.

Bruce:

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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done

Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout

Bruce:

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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-

Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?

Bruce:

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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school

Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!

Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me

Bruce:

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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology

Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.

Bruce:

[purityonice]

🏖️ BRUCE HEADCANONS

His idea of a date is chilling on the beach, surfing waves and over all having a fun time!

He is a ROMANTIC! ROSES EVERYWHERE BED, BATH, FLOOR CEILING!! he loves making sure you feel loved.

He WAS the bands heart throb so he knows how to make a girl swoon. So expect a beating heart and a red hot face after everytime he’s done talking to you.

He acts like he doesn’t like being called your heart throb or anything mentioning his old boy band but it makes his heart flutter whenever you crawl up next to him and mutter about him being your heart throb.

Definitely a big spoon kind of guy! He loves wrapping his arms around you and pulling you into his chest at night with all 13 of your kids also on the bed aswell.

He’s actually really easy to fluster too second to Branch. On your first date at his diner he was so nervous that he accidentally dropped his ice cream on the floor. ((Magazine reference))

Loves giving and receiving casual kisses. Cheek, lips, forehead. He’s always somewhere in the restaurant working or chilling so when you come along and give him a quick peck on the forehead before heading out he’s a puddle.

Thats all for now! hope you liked it ❤️🪬

[psychemochanight]

Do you think Dick ever, in his early days as Robin, scared a criminal that punched him, by using the fact that he still had baby teeth?

Just, imagine the situation:

Dick has a baby tooth that is about to fall, which is normal considering he is still a small child.

He's outside as Robin, in the middle of a fight.

So, a thief, thug, or any helper of a villain, is in a fight with him, the guy is still hesitant to hit a child, even if said child is just beating him up.

Then, out of pure luck, he lands a blow to the boy's jaw.

Dick immediately steps back, more than because of the punch, it is simply to get distance, but then, he feels his baby tooth come loose, and he immediately spits it out, with a little blood, of course.

For less than half a second, Dick considers just throwing it away and moving on, but notices just in time the horrified face of the guy he's fighting.

And Dick just knows he simply can't miss the opportunity.

What does he do? He starts crying.

And the poor guy who was fighting him knows he's extremely screwed when he doesn't even need to turn around to know he's got bat-dad behind him.

[intriq]

do you guys think bruce snores super loud when he sleeps

like he probably sounds like a fucking train with how loud he is. everyone had to invest in either ear plugs or learned to sleep through it

[violent138]

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce used Awkward Flirtation. It's a Critical Hit!

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