#Batcat

[incorrectbatfam]

Selina, seductively: Oh Bruce, say my name.

Bruce: My name.

Selina:

Selina: You have children, don't you?

Bruce: How did you know?

[seilnakyle]

Dates nights with Batcat and Dickbabs~

[ineveryfandom]

Bruce, actually being genuine and concerned: why are you still single

Jason, offended: i know you did not just say that

Jason: you? of all people?

Jason: being gotham’s most eligible bachelor for 30 years straight isn’t a compliment

Jason: the public only votes for you ‘cause they have daddy issues and they like silver foxes

Jason: but youre not even a silver fox anymore, youre an arctic fox

Jason: no ones’s lining up for your wrinkly ass

Jason: god forbid they find out youre a furry too like damn

Bruce:

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Talia al Ghul, watching them from the window, covered in blood after taking over the LOA so that she, Bruce, and Damian can ride off to the sunset together:

Selina Kyle, next to her, holding Grace Kelly's $38.8 million Cartier ring as an engagement ring to Bruce:

Harvey Dent, in therapy for Bruce:

Superman, rearranging the stars to make a Batman/Bruce constellation:

Wonder Woman, picking out wedding dresses (for Bruce):

Hal Jordan:

Hal Jordan: what

Hal Jordan: im not in love with mr dark and brooding

Hal Jordan:

Hal Jordan, screeching at the other Green Lanterns to stay away from Gotham because Bruce didnt want anyone messing with it:

Ra’s and Joker, dead, still pining, but mostly dead:

[selinakylesupremacy]

Bruce cuffing Selina

Batman: Black & White #6 (2014)

Batman: Arkham Unhinged #2 (2011)

vs Selina cuffing Bruce

Batman: Dark Age #1 (2024)

The Batman Strikes #24 (2006)

[ghostybat]

Catwoman is literally the only one in batman's rogues gallery to actually get away with shit in gotham cus all batman really does when it comes to her is tell her to stop doing "bad stuff", proceeds to make out with her, and then let's her go

[nefarious-616-necromancer]

[graythursday]

this moment from hush lives in my head

[fairyanatomi4ki]

Pov: What if Tav can turn into a naughty mix of bat and cat?

[kinobeans]

SEE, HIM FACE 🥺

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[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[wonderwoona]

…yeah to be honest i think i destroyed with this one

[dieubius]

The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀

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Comes with labels

[seilnakyle]

Bruce has never chosen between Talia and Selina until Hush… Lol 😭 These people don’t get how Batman comics work + Selina and Helena always been shown as his happy ending

Abt this -> (x)

What frys me is the complete confidence in their incorrect information 😭 Without fail every time a Talia Stan opens their mouths to speak about Catwoman they are literally just lying…or just really ignorant.

The only thing I can even guess that they were talking about is that time Dick left the manor to get help from Selina to get rid of Talia, but like, Bruce didn’t even know Selina was involved. Selina saw Bruce and Talia kissing and simply left. How could he “choose” at all?

It’s also just so annoying that every bad thing that happens to that lady is Selina’s fault in their minds. Always discrediting Selina’s major popularity saying Talia didn’t get a “fair shot” and that she’s always being “sabotaged” to prop up selina when in reality Selina was already seen as Batman’s most consistent love interest when Talia was introduced, and just remained more popular than her even during what Talia fans would consider her best stories. The truth is, son of the demon got very mixed reactions when it came out, and many readers found Talia a shallow character. This has nothing to do with Selina Kyle! This isn’t even sabotage! This is simply not being as popular!

You know how those comic covers that have “BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT!” slapped on the front? yeah, that’s how the people were with Catwoman. I have several posts abt it -> X / X / X / X

So let’s not rewrite history to constantly play the victim about this fictional character

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

Dick giving a pep talk to the family before they do Bruce’s monthly training game

Dick: It’s been a pleasure fighting with you. Some of us won’t make it. But there is a place we will all see each other again. And that place is Denny’s.

Jason: Which Denny’s?

Dick: We’ll figure it out later Jay.

Jason: The one near the tracks I’m banned from there.

Dick: Well then I guess I’ll see you in hell.

[carnicer01]

Lovebirds are annoying someone shoot him already

[shyjusticewarrior]

Cass: *recording*

Steph, holding microphone: Who do you prefer Bruce be with, Selina or Talia?

Dick: Selina.

Jason: They're both too good for him.

Tim: Selina has threatened to kick my ass, but the guys Talia raised have kicked my ass. Selina also brings Bruce more work-life balance.

Tim: Mostly I just want Bruce to stay out of my love life.

Steph: Real.

Duke: Jefferson Pierce, so he'll stay away from my mom.

Dick: We can do that? In that case, Clark.

Steph: What about you, Damian?

Damian: Tt. Either way he'll be obnoxious.

Jason: Damian knows what's up.