#A Raise? Get Out!
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Meanwhile the CEOs in the "land of the free" be like: What Are You Looking For, A Raise? Get Out!
#Meanwhile the CEOs in the “land of the free” be like: What Are You Looking For#A Raise? Get Out!#spongebob squarepants#spongebob squarepants meme#fuck ceos#ceo shooting#tech ceos#ceo second au#ceo shot#ceos#ceo down#uhc ceo#ceo information#ceo#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#class war#anti capitalism#anticeo#boycotts
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jason's 13 years at the super disciplined camp and several years as a leader of said camp mean it is very unlikely that he is any shade of feral, except for maybe a few minor idiosyncracies that all camp jupiter kids have because they all spent time at the wolf house, but since they all have these traits, they might be considered cultural rather than feral. however, annabeth chase, who was famously left alone until she was seven and was raised by an ancient greek horse man that used to live alone on a mountain, a barely sober god of mental illness, several other mythical beings based on animals, and approximately 37 different traumatized, exhausted, and desperate teenagers at an unregulated summer camp where she learned how to be scary by studying greek monsters, would definitely be somewhere near feral.
#this is me coming out as a feral jason grace hater. he is constantly two things from an OCD meltdown because he was raised to be uptight#annabeth however is and was a little gremlin and you cannot convince me otherwise#the older campers were supposed to babysit her and they came out looking like they just left a war. literally all she wants to do is-#run into traffic on the off chance she finds a monster. the only person who can get her to sit the fuck down and not bite people is luke#pjo#annabeth chase#percy jackson#jason grace#percabeth#heroes of olympus#pjo hoo toa#percy jackson fandom#hoo#pjo fandom#pjo series#percy jackon and the olympians#annabeth pjo#pjo meta#percy jackson meta#mine#my meta
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ALSO IMPORTANT TO NOTE, people dropping mad mad sums of money on gfms and charities and stuff are extremely impressive but that DOES NOT MEAN that putting like $5 towards someone's fund or any good cause is any less valuable, a lot of crowdfunding is about momentum and those single digits add up super fast, you do not need to be Rolling In The Dough to make someone's day!! moving the dial at all is extremely positive!!
#what is ACTUAL POISON to crowdfunding is The Full Stop. when it just runs cold. at that point a single dollar coming in feels like#pushing the wheels out of the mud. all you need is movement. as long as it keeps moving.#this applies to gofundmes this applies to large organizations this applies to people asking for grocery money#moving the needle even just the slightest bit!! is huge!!#take it from someone who gets excited about $1 patrons#sergle.txt#people used to attach Apology messages to their $5 when I was raising money for my breast reduction#as if they should be doing more. but they were already doing so much and I was elated to just see a new donation Of Any Amount#ANY donation is extremely exciting to the person or people actually receiving it!!!!
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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Rating korean webnovels' protagonists' reaction to meeting another version of themselves for the first time
Kim Roksu: 10/10, very polite and helpful, worked to save his other self's world while also being thoughtful not to mess up his life and personal connections Kim Dokja: 0/10 tried to stab himself Han Yoojin: 0/10 tried to stab himself
#both yoojin and dokja get considerably better at it with more tries but#what a spectacularly disastrous first time#dokja gets additional points detracted cause he tried to stab himself as a child#yoojin gets additional points detracted cause his other self tried to stab him back#in a shocking turn of events cale is the one who hates himself the least out of the trio#good for him!!!#despite being self-destructive as hell#lout of the count's family#lcf#tcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#kim roksu#kim dokja#ominscient reader's viewpoint#orv#sctir#the s classes that i raised#han yoojin#tsctir
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You see how Deadpool and Wolverine only cause minimal damage to civilian life? You see how respectful they are to the extras? Very mindful. Very demure.
They don’t cause irreparable damage to major cities likely killing hundreds or more like some people. Instead they’re very mindful and cutesy
#it’s a joke#i acknowledge the avengers fight aliens and stuff#but it’s funny#I ALSO ACKNOWLEDGE DEMURE GETS ANNOYING#however this idea has been stuck in my head for weeks#i am allergic to posting anywhere near tiktok#-deadpool#poolverine#deadpool#avengers#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#but also seriously the damage to the mcu would raise the worldwide debt so much#it’s honestly excessive sometimes#like guys just fight it out in the mirror dimension like peter and strange did#-rambles
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Since book 7 part 5 (the part where we meet Meleanor/Maleanor 👀) is coming to EN this month, i would love to see your take on lilia’s proposal to meleanor! i mean they were like little kids right? it couldn’t have been that serious…i think the only reason she even brought it up again is because she could tell lilia still genuinely loved her…(even if he didn’t realize it himself?) but, oh well! Let’s think about silly childhood shenanigans to numb the pain! ^_^ (orz)
oh shit?! get ready for a doozy guys, it's comiiiiiing ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
I chickened out of posting the whole thing (look, I get VERY carried away when it comes to these wacky kids and their Tragedy), but I do believe that it probably ended with Lilia getting embarrassed and just shoving the first thing he sees into his mouth to try and cover for it.
(we're just lucky it wasn't a frog this time)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#please excuse the Dissertation that's about to happen (i have too much headcanon about them)#they've been ambiguous about most of the fae aging/developmental stages (plus lilia and mel's species age differently)#so this is entirely me assuming based on context#but i think that lilia being ~99 was probably about the equivalent of 9-10ish?#(i don't think his age maps perfectly onto 'human age times 10') (if only because i absolutely do not believe general lilia is 29)#(but in this case it feels right to me)#and i think of meleanor as being just slightly older (like ~11-12ish)#so like...kids but not LITTLE-little kids#so i think lilia was serious in a 'i have a huge crush on you and i haven't thought beyond that' kind of way#and meanwhile mel was more cognizant of how their dynamic was basically#lilia: i would die for you#meleanor: that's dumb#(lilia 600 years later: man she was right. that was dumb.)#but yeah I think she might've assumed (or hoped) he would grow out of it#except whoops oh no it just got worse#and then raverne made things MORE complicated and you know honestly maybe getting murdered was kind of a relief#meleanor in heaven: well at least he won't accidentally raise my kid to have the exact same -- are you kidding me#(i have too many thoughts to express properly i'm sorry) (i just. love these morons a lot okay.)
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Feral kittens are so funny. They are so angry about everything--- including being petted, even when they start purring and cuddling--- but they want attention very much.
This boy is going to be fine. He's about 8 weeks old and has a little respiratory infection, but his biggest problem right now is that people keep repeatedly picking him up and calling him very cute and tiny and cuddling him.
#cat#work#archer#the scrape on my hand is entirely unrelated to his current hatred of humanity#i just have zero depth perception and did not realize a table was so close to me#in my defense it SHOULDN'T have been that close to me#because the table isn't USUALLY THERE#it doesn't LIVE in that corner who moved it there#anyway by the end of our cuddle time archer was actively seeking me out and trying to get back into my lap#hopefully i'll get another sick kitten soon#because i hate raising singletons
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Oh, Aang, you're really in it now...
This is Zu—I mean, Jian Li and Katara's second meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU. The first proper one, anyway.
Once they get through a minor difference of opinion or two (“I can carry my own basket!” “Never said you—” “I'm not weak!” “I didn't—” “Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean—” “Would you listen for once, woman?!” ) they'll become nearly inseparable.
For now Jian Li will carry Katara's basket all the way to the Kyoshi Warriors' dojo and, once there, they'll mercilessly tease Sokka when they see him in uniform.
#zutara#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#katara#kyoshi warriors au#atla art#atla fanart#prince zuko#katara of the southern water tribe#kyoshi warrior ursa au#kyoshi warrior zuko#zutara fanart#zutara au#zuko fanart#atla zuko#katara fanart#kyoshi warriors#kyoshi island#They're a complete menace once they get going. Breaking hearts all over the Earth Kingdom and turning Sokka's hair grey prematurely#Aang is just a little puppy who made a few sarcastic remarks at the wrong time. But it got Zuko thinking out loud so that works too#Katara heard him and while she very secretly agrees (what did he mean “that doesn't sound like fun either”? He should've helped her!)...#she's also the Avatar's number one defender and needs to protect his honor. Agni bless the child.#And then poor Zuko offers to carry her basket because he's seen her do all the work alone and the freaking Avatar has just refused to help#And momma Ursa raised a gentleman. So of course he wants to help!#But Katara's had to deal with Sokka's “traditional views on women” all the way to Kyoshi and Aang is busy with his little fanclub#And now this extremely handsome stranger who's really just trying to be nice (he's also so awkward it's adorable) offers to carry her basket#And he's being really nice and sweet and considerate about it damn it#Of course she snaps!#She still thanks him for his help tho. Once they absolutely murder Sokka with their teasing they become a package deal.
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Your beats make me sick
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#a-yuan#wen qing#wen ning#This scene raised several implications that range from retroactively hilarious -#-to confrontationally horrifying.#First with the hilarious bit; Hey! We've seen this scene before!#In fact - this particular duet is so similar to the duet LWJ and WWX perform to calm the mystery arm in Cloud Recess-#-That I am honestly flabbergasted WWX *didn't* realize LWJ would catch on his real identity.#Sure there are a lot of ways you could justify it. But also...even if he didn't play Wangxian.mp3...he would have been found out eventually#"I have to get away from LWJ by annoying him via flirting!' uhhh like you pretty much did throughout most of your late teens?#I think there is something a bit charming about WWX if he's truly that bad of an actor. Go on king. Live your authentic truth.#For the horrifying implications...I didn't depict it here but it's not *just* Wen Ning who breaks out and goes into a frenzy.#It is also the other corpses that are around the burial grounds.#You know; the ones that even he admits he has no idea how many there are!#It puts a lot more weight on 'how much longer do you really think you can do this?'#The village in the burial grounds was *always* under a time limit. It was a matter of when and how it would be destroyed.#And I do believe that firmly. As depressing and pessimistic as it is; The Wen Remnants were never meant to survive.
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This might be my favourite cover because for one thing it gets me invested in the potential story like WHY is Cass in jail. I can think of a thousand reasons why people would want to arrest her but why has she let them, that's the part I'm most intrigued by.
Secondly, Cass looks so much like Shiva here that I'm pretty sure her mugshot would give Bruce a jump scare.
#dc#cassandra cain#dc rambles#batfam#Dinah about to get another long call from Babs about how she did not raise cassandra to be like this#And as her step mentor she needs to set a better example. Blowing up wonder woman#Getting jailed by amazons meeting yet ANOTHER girl to the point Babs needs a chart to keep up with love interests#And now getting arrested AGAIN#Bruce is giving out that this is Babs fault because Dinah is her situationship#And that's the part that irks most of all like she cannot let Bruce have this over her
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2 sides of a similar coin
#not to be a hater on main guys but the ship between vex and zane gets me so irrationally angry#so i had to draw something explaining that vex parallels his dad more than anything#one erased his memories out of misguided love... the other out of calculated malace#one raised him to protect ... the other raised him to destroy#etc etc.....#idk I've been thinking about this for months might as well draw something about it#ninjago#art#mime me art tag#digital art#digital illustration#fanart#zane ninjago#ninjago zane#zane julien#Dr. Julien#Dr. Julien Ninjago#vex ninjago#vex the formless#ice emperor#secrets of the forbidden spinjitzu#ninjago tick tock#lego ninjago#ninjago fanart
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Danny had a very rough week of not sleeping....
Five days straight of non stop ghost hunting, barely focusing on whatever their parents new inventions were and sabotaging them..
Then Saturday began...
There was skulker with him, ghostnapping and chasing him at 12am in the morning to 3:20am in some new extravagant hunting ground in the ghost zone which ended up backfiring on him later when it wasn't even his hunting ground as the original ghost owner started chasing skulker.
Then there was Johnny and kitty argument and dragging him along as an unwillingly victim because johnny was flirting with some ghost girl as he was trying to fly back to his family portal around 4am.
Accidentally crashing into Youngblood ship who rather excited to play again for the 28th this week and it fucking Saturday man..
He finally back home at 10am.. only to noticed that his parents left him to go on some honeymoon field trip since Jazz was in gotham for her collage and part time job as a assistant turned into a full time therapist in Arkham because she actually got a break through with Scarecrow with his childhood trauma and the Arkham are still flabbergasted by her abilities and immediately slapped her a full time sponsorship.
He tries to go back to sleep only to get notifications at 11:03am from tucker that Techno and Vortex teaming to cause a full blown out town wreacking havoc with a literally tornado dragging machines into it for some grand plan which was a fucking pain in his ass because his thermo also got caught in it.
Danny is dragging himself back to his bed after souping both Techno and Vortex, flopping onto his bed to finally catch those zzz when it about 6:29pm
Only for fucking Vlad to start his own bullshit with a new invention.
Danny is about to fucking snap at this point, vlad doesn't know what he released over a week of sleep deprived danny.
Maybe because how tired he was at that moment to not noticed the ray gun that vlad had looked oddly like the one his parents were making yesterday only to get hit by it directly...
Only to noticed he not in his bed anymore..
He was in snow.. iced cold snow in the middle of freezing temperatures and near some icy like palace..
He could cry right now..
He thought he got sent to the Far Frozen, welp this would be a great spot to take some much needed sleep. His mind is too muddle right now to even takea glance on small his form is now at the moment.
Flying a bit loopy through the icy palace, not noticing humaniod like giant crystallized statues with a S on their chests blinking some kind of alarm.
Making himself right at home as he made a nice snow like fluffy blankey that Frostbite once taught him whenever he went through his daily shots and stay the night there..
Drifting off to sleep finally with the sound of the silence..
He was already too far gone into unconscious to be awakened at this point..
Unaware that his presence brought alert to a certain Superhero.
Whom found a tiny little boy in the Fortress of Solitude, sleeping peacefully like the dead despite his heart beating very very slowly to health concerning matter.
Trying to wake him up only brought him a tiny punch to a face so hard and fast that it actually hurt him.
Which made Clark froze as he realized that punch actually hurted...
Which brought a major misunderstanding that slowly became a much bigger one later on in the dna scanner.
#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp#de aged danny#clark kent#i like to think Jack fenton was a kyptonian who forgot he was one#he got send to a different dimension as a baby#got raised by the fentons#danny is half kyptonian#half human/ghost#clark find a tiny sleeping boy in his fortress and get punched so hard for trying to wake him up#clark think danny is a kyptonian which is kind of true.. but he ain't the father#found out he got a distant cousin out there
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Clark: I had a good night Bruce.
Bruce: I did too.
Clark: I’ll see you tomorrow then?
Bruce: Yes. I will see you tomorrow.
Clark: … Goodnight Bruce.
Bruce: Goodnight… Clark.
Bruce: [sighs] wait.
Bruce: I’m not a man who expresses his emotions easily but… Clark. I love you.
Clark: Bruce-
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Batkids, in a bush nearby
Cass, peaking out with the only pair of binoculars.
Steph: You gotta tell me what’s going on. Come on Cass.
Dick, also looking out: Shut up he’s saying something.
Steph: Cass please.
Tim: You all realise Clark can hear us right now…
Damian: Please. The alien has always been incompetent and with Father providing an acceptable distraction I doubt he even noticed the poison I snuck into his wine.
Dick: Damian. You did what-
Jason: Good job baby bird. Getting a little practice in before the kryptonite?
Dick: Don’t encourage him-
Steph: Cass come oonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-
Duke: This is insane. You guys all know this is insane right? Why did I agree to this-
Jason: I have no idea why you think I’m supposed to be a good role model. I’m a drug lord.
Dick: Well right now you’re not. You’re fuckin Jason Todd.
Jason: I’m fuckin legally dead dickbird-
Tim, elbowing Damian: Use this wisely.
Damian, taking the lead lined box: This does not mean I will consider you my equal.
Tim: Ha. You’re nowhere near my equal.
Damian: How dare-
Tim: You’re more like my grandson with how Ra keeps wanting me to have his babies.
Dick: Hold up-
Damian: DRAKE-
Steph: Okay Cass it’s been like twenty minutes. Pleeeeaaaase tell me what’s going on.
Duke: -I could be takin’ a nap right now. Havin’ a bubble bath. I’m not a bath kinda guy but I could be. Ya know?
Jason: Amen to that.
Dick: Can we rewind to Tim being courted by Ra Al Ghul.
Cass: We have been spotted.
[Everyone shuts up]
Cass: Both are on route.
Dick: Manoeuvre 3C. Run for your fucking lives.
[Mad dashing]
#All of them get a very stern talking to from Clark about ‘privacy’ and ‘respecting boundaries’#No one listens because they were raised by Bruce who has the common decency to look ashamed#Barbara did not go on this outing because she thought it was stupid AND she had already planted microphones (and back up mics) on clark#dc comics#dc#batfam#batfamily#batman#bruce wayne#Superman#clark kent#superbat#robin#damian wayne#red robin#tim drake#red hood#jason todd#nightwing#dick grayson#spoiler#stephanie brown#orphan#cassandra cain#the signal#signal#duke thomas#incorrect quotes#mine
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they're all freaks, your honour
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr fanart#stellaron hunters#sunday hsr#hsr kafka#elio hsr#hsr blade#silver wolf#hsr firefly#i will NOT draw the mecha suit sorry gang i can't#i subscribe to the stellaron hunter sunday theory#elio saw this dude like join my emo band#if it turns out to be true i think sunday's dynamic with the stellaron hunters would be hilarious#sunday has never been raise in a casual household so he's just getting flashbanged when someone tells him to help do the groceries#laatteheartartdump
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oh fuck a bug. somebody get that thing
#poke mythos au where arceus tries to make another baby while raising gira and it comes out a failson#kind of a sona. dont worry abt it#poke mythos#pokemon#dont know if this thing will get drawn again whos to say#looked at refs for dia/palk but i did draw gira from memory#birthly?#<<temp tag for this thing. scraped from the leaked theology chart thing and i think its a funny name#i think of something better. i hope
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