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We looked inside some of the posts by absolutely-scheming and here's what we found interesting.
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The stages of a god’s decomposition, displayed in order
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Shark Tale (yes the movie with Will Smith) hot take: LOLA (the weirdly feminized fish) WAS A TRANS WOMAN
If she is a betta like a lot of people claim, only male bettas grow that tail (if im wrong shhhb fish community) and those colors, so therefore she is amab and is now a girl
Also I’ve only ever see trans women slay THAT HARD consistently with their looks
#shark tale#-hot takes#hot take#fish community please don’t kill me#also trans community shoutout#trans#but a fish#i love shark tale it’s so wild#the plot is insane
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You have to believe me but the story of moses as told by the Prince Of Egypt animated movie and Transformers One have a venn diagram that has a lot of overlap you have to trust
#-transformers#transformers one#they are oddly similar#prince of egypt#but with robots#and home lander#why was homelander there
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“I then proceeded to watch this movie a fifth time”
I say to the person assessing me with autism
#-deadpool#deadpool#poolverine#hugh jackman#deadpool and wolverine#i’m losing my mind#i need it injected into my brain
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Me after I watch deadpool and wolverine for a fourth time after watching transformers one
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my wife just sent me this,
I feel like deadpool would do a pregnancy test for jokes and panic when it comes back positive bc he doesn't know pregnancy tests come back positive if u have ball cancer
I can't stop thinking about it.
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Maybe.. maybe the hannibal hyperfixation… maybe it’s eating me alive?
#-hannibal#new tag alert#it’s a good show i didn’t appreciate it the first time#now my mother pretends to watch it#my tummy hurts#i ate lots of oreo’s so that’s why#nbc hannibal
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my pet worms named puppy dog and kitty kat
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Amen to my partner for putting up with my non stop house and poolverine hyperfixations
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The intros to house where they’re revealing the disease are always so funny trying to guess which person is going to be the one to get sick cause it’s NEVER who you think
#one time they spent like 5 minutes talking about this kid with a bloody nose#it was the teacher#-house#gregory house#house md#this show is so unserious
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mf asking "are you two about to fight or fuck" in the bar was foreshadowing i tell you
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wolverine is absolutely not hip with the kids inspired by this post
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