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my pet worms named puppy dog and kitty kat
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Amen to my partner for putting up with my non stop house and poolverine hyperfixations
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The intros to house where they’re revealing the disease are always so funny trying to guess which person is going to be the one to get sick cause it’s NEVER who you think
#one time they spent like 5 minutes talking about this kid with a bloody nose#it was the teacher#-house#gregory house#house md#this show is so unserious
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mf asking "are you two about to fight or fuck" in the bar was foreshadowing i tell you
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wolverine is absolutely not hip with the kids
inspired by this post
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The Wolverine
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going insane over the fact that logan was possibly planning to ditch wade after tying him up in the honda but he found the polaroid outside the car, climbed back in, and fell asleep with it in his hand. oh and of course he put it in his pocket at some point and held onto it for wade before giving it back to convince wade not to sacrifice himself
#i actually sobbed at that point (i didn’t but i mentally did)#it was such a nice touch#the way the polaroid tracked in that movie was beautiful#-deadpool
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feel like this hellscape of a website loves seeing these two or something
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“So much testosterone…”/ref
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You see how Deadpool and Wolverine only cause minimal damage to civilian life? You see how respectful they are to the extras? Very mindful. Very demure.
They don’t cause irreparable damage to major cities likely killing hundreds or more like some people. Instead they’re very mindful and cutesy
#it’s a joke#i acknowledge the avengers fight aliens and stuff#but it’s funny#I ALSO ACKNOWLEDGE DEMURE GETS ANNOYING#however this idea has been stuck in my head for weeks#i am allergic to posting anywhere near tiktok#-deadpool#poolverine#deadpool#avengers#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#but also seriously the damage to the mcu would raise the worldwide debt so much#it’s honestly excessive sometimes#like guys just fight it out in the mirror dimension like peter and strange did#-rambles
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“in another “why not this
life-“ one?”
“now?” “yeah.”
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Lin Manuel Miranda being in House was not on my bingo list for season 5
#I have a bingo by the way#it’s real#he follows me everywhere though#he’s in everything#he looks bald in this ep ngl#house md#gregory house#-house#-rambles
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Could they just like.. not get hugh to come in that day or something
#this looks so much like cgi#i was so confused when i saw it#deadpool is talking and he’s just like idle animationing#-deadpool#poolverine#deadpool#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#not enough people were talking about how weird it looks#doesn’t detract from the movie but so so funny#he looks like a wax sculpture ngl
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I think the reason why Deadpool and Wolverine is the biggest r rated film ever is because people are going to see it multiple times. Everyone I know has seen is multiple times and is planning on seeing it more times. Because it’s FUN. And the plot isn’t BORING. Also the action scenes are some of the most engaging action scenes I’ve ever seen. It’s this combined with the fact that they used actual sets instead of just 99% blue screen that I think makes this movie such a hit
#-deadpool#poolverine#deadpool#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool 3#this is coming from someone who doesn’t typically like action scenes#the soundtrack also went soooo hard for no reason i loved it#the humour was great#all around A+ movie#-rambles
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