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bright-cloud · 6 months ago

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✨The Absolute✨

My cleric Basil dominating the Absolute! (Not canon, my sweet lad could never)

The evilness was just a treat ✨

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dovewingkinnie · 4 months ago

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save me biggering (original demo) onceler save me save me biggering (original demo) onceler

#WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOUUUUU #CRIES #WHY DDI THEY MAKE YOU LIKE #m my mom made me do bad stuff!!!#i wanted to make my family proud teehee!!!!!#THATS NOT YOU!!!!#This isnt you babe!!!#STOOOOOOOOP

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periprose · 5 months ago

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sydney is too young for carmy. its grooming tbh very weird of carm to look at syd that way when she's his mentee and looks up to him. disgusting that creeps like u ship it

We don't have a canon age for Sydney or Carmy so I'm going off their actors' ages.

A four year difference is too much for you?? Lol. This isn't grooming and realistically most relationships can have this dynamic. Anon I invite you to the real world where rarely you will find people who date are on the exact same level (please don't come at me with this "power imbalance" shit too lol)

Also if you think I'm a creep I don't really care. Being an adult means I can do what I want without caring about randoms on the internet think of me.

A lot of you also use purity culture/false virtuosity to bully people, too; don't think I don't notice how you're subtly trying to equate this to actual pedophilia. Genuinely, you do a disservice to actual issues when you pull this shit.

#this also isnt even my worst ship in terms of age gap #you do you #but just let me do me lol #the bear fx #ask #anon #the bear #sydcarmy #sydney x carmy #sydney adamu #carmy berzatto #ngl something very catholic about the way anons come in here harping about this #like why can you not just let people do what they want #the internet has made some of you so relentlessly nosy #its not enough to ship and let ship #now it's 'youre morally a bad person and you should feel bad!!'#what if i like the fact that sydney is his mentee?? oh noo what then??#fuck yall lol everything has to be so boring and sanitized and not real #like i think most of these askers are young and never experienced real life romance #so they think everything must be a perfect fairytale or its problematic #no babe the oddities are what keep it interesting #this is almost as bad as those people who say sydney x richie is a father daughter ship

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sea-jello · 2 years ago

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bmc as out of context quotes my friends and i have said cause im copying other people

christine after deactivating all the squips: i am so proud. i converted my friend from really mean to homosexual

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jeremy: i am genuinely scared michael will break up bc i dont like jerky

jake: man its fucking dried beef

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christine: i can’t read japanese but i’m gonna estimate. 300 CUPS OF MILK

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jenna: slay pussy girlboss queen

brooke: please dont use those words to describe my aunt

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rich: these are making me consider heterosexuality again

jake: UR STRAIGHT????

rich: IT WAS A JOKE

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(waiting in line talking about how he didnt know the eiffel tower lights up at night) jeremy: i dunno i dont catch up with,, paris,, lore

(still waiting in line) michael: who here do you think has the intention to murder someone

jeremy (spaced out of his mind): i dunno isnt it like,, illegal

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(different group of people talking about if it snows in paris)

christine: im not gonna lie the only knowledge of paris i have is from miraculous ladybug

brooke, jenna and jeremy: somewhat similar versions of "oh my god me TOO"

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stevethehairington · 2 years ago

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eddie 100% buys those like logs of raw cookie dough and then walks around the house eating it like a burrito

#eddie munson #stranger things #is this inspired by the fact that i literally just did exactly that? maybe it is maybe it isnt #also steve sees him doing it and is like wHAT are you DOING you HEATHEN i was going to make cookies with that!#youre not even supposed to est raw cookie dough! and eddie shrugs and goes i survived demon bats i can survive raw cookie dough #besides stevie name ONE person whos died from it. oh wait you CANT #steve splutters but like eddies not wrong lol he cant so he falls back on his Other tactic and goes think about the kids!!#theyre gonna start doing that too! its not good for them! and eddie barks out a laugh and goes babe who do you think i got it from #and in bursts max mayfield with her own cookie dough log burrito in hand #and she just nods at steve before accosting eddie with a so are you taking me to the record store today like you promised or not?#and steve silently has a conniption in the corner #(a week later eddie gets home from work to find STEVE with a whole TUB of raw cookie dough in his lap #a full spoon frozen halfway to his mouth with a deer in the headlights look on his face.#eddie just grins and says shove over and gimme that spoon)

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zoinkssc00b · 7 months ago

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To my knowledge, trans alpha-to-omega!Sonic is an untapped market and that is a shame. I like to imagine supportive boyfriendfriend omega!North being there for him. I also like the dynamic of “Am I attracted to him or is this gender envy 😑” You fool, Sonic! It’s both.

#pit babe the series #sonicnorth #me when I hyperfixate on a series RAWR NOMNOM #let me just throw takes out #this is mildly based on something from the next chapter that I couldnt in fully as i wanted but a convo goes like this #north: *jokes about bitching sonic*#alan: …i need to make sure you both know that isnt physically possible #sonic: Obviously but what alpha doesnt want to be fucked into an omega #alan: no alpha has ever wanted that #sonic: nuh uh #alan: uh huh how often do you think about wanting to be an omega #sonic: not that often 🙄 only when i have ruts or someone brings up my scent or when north nests or when north has heats or when #and he just keeps going

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autumnfangirler · 3 months ago

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ever since i learned i was aro ive been writing romance in character relationships less and less, to the point where i. forgot how to do it. help

#“writing” in this case means imagining my blorbos #this is especially funny because 70% of what i used to think of with relationships was shipping #BUT ALSO LIKE #NO TAKE ME BACK #I STILL NEED YOU I SWEAR IM NOT CHEATING ON YOU BABE #when i try to think about specifically feeling romantic attraction that is In Character for a character i feel like im just using tropes-#vaguely tacked onto the character archetype and its just like 😭 noooo this isnt what you specifically would do (i think)#ramblings

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arospecsyourblockdudes · 6 months ago

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i need more books with romance plots to have the love interest be literally anything other than the most conventionally attractive person on the planet and im not even kidding. i will die badly if these needs are not met

#i KNOWWWW that doing that is like really easy shorthand to let readers know who the li is and to make readers like them #BUT !!!!!!!! if you're good enough at writing you can make a convincing romance with anyone. anyone at all #men do not need to be tall chiseled muscle gods. women dont have to be big boob'd goddesses #im begging on my hands and knees crying and throwing up #can we have a love interest whos like just some guy or maybe a lil ugly but the main character really likes them for other reasons #and so thru the process of being into them they find them attractive As They Are ???#huh? what happened to romantic chemistry?#love interest whos way too into lego sets and has funky teeth and has a shit haircut and w/e but the main character thinks theyre hot shit #can authors put in any amt of effort to endear us as readers to love interests that isnt making them a total babe or a total hunk #can i be endeared to an ugly weirdo please #whenever i write romances i always need the weirder less conventional one to be the love interest i cant write it otherwise #or else ill vomit my liver and kidneys out #anyway whatever #writeblr #bookblr

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geee-three · 11 days ago

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rewatching alien stage after round 7 heres my thoughts on a prsk version:

sua -> haruka mizu -> an till -> akito ivan -> toya luka -> mafyu hyuna -> shiho

#none of you get mafuyu like i do. she could be a cunty bastard trust.#ik an and mafuyu dont really know each other that well in prsk but if they were raised together like that i am CERTAIN it would go down #im not really thinking about the backstories and canon interactions tbh in terms of whats canon to prsk #like yeah an was not motivated by harukas death but i think if haruka DID die (remember she wouldnt know of radder or even ken) she would b #im very adament about haruan mizisua parralels #ivan/toya is the one im most iffy about actually despite it being a very popular opinion #i think its popular bc yall like blueorange. i also like blueorange but theres other stuff to it guys #TO BE FAIR ivan and pre main story toyas attitudes towards till and akito are uncanny #but ivan/till and toya/akitos situations in regards to vivid street vs the stage are entirely reversed #but ig when you think about it their experience in performing directly parrallels akitoyas types of previous music experience #but people choose it bc they like blueorange. it works very well but yall just like blueorange.#someone edit the boys when theyre bored gif as akitoya RIGHT NOW/silly/nf #i dont particularially have a reason for shiho. but it makes a lot of sense to me #we dont know loads about hyunas family iirc so shizuku could still exist and her dad #something something continuing to perform for the love of it after all the trauma is the most shiho thing ever #also im convinced that if shiho couldnt self isolate the way she did then she wouldve ended up as affectionate as hyuna is (particularially #w mizi)#this isnt just bc all in sounds like a leoneed com i promise BUT ''fill up the whole nebula'' ''the galexy shining bright''#ik the whole thing is scifi but chill out babes youre gonna have hatsune miku on your ass with a copyright claim #anyway. ''we only get one life im living mine for me'' is the most shiho thing ever #OMFG the idea of mafuyu/toya/shiho childhood friendship... (<- watching all in while typing)#i'll write up a seperate post about that #ramblings #pjsk posting #alien stage #alnst #prsk #project sekai #pjsk

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july-19th-club · 5 months ago

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my pelvyyyyyyyyy (new way to say pelvis so that when im complaining abt my pain i sound silly and funnee instead of freaked out and scared)

#my appointment isnt until SEPTEMBER what me gonna DO #just sit here and hurt ig lakjslkdjflkjasdf #if you think you have endo. do me a favor and DONT look up stuff like hernias or pelvic organ prolapse. terror of the century #babe it straight up feels like i have a bocce ball where my organs should be

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flaireingsparks · 5 months ago

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Whoever is the reason for the gojo x reader and yandere kubz scouts x reader in my feed I am hunting you and dragging you to therapy with me

#because what the hell #i guess i can understand gojo but.. dude.#dude i don't wanna read about a character i dont even know doing some freaky shit #its like all smut with gojo #and.. yeah i have no words for the kubz scouts thing #I uh.. I think you need some therapy babes #I'll sit with you but oh my sweet jesus #the unholiness in which you reblog #this is targeted btw and the person is a mutual #and from my interactions they are actually really sweet #ive had like one or two i think #but.. yeah #holyponyeatingmacaroni if you see this #dm me babes do you need to talk #ily/p but oh?? oh my god??#I actually dont remember if youre the one behind the kuz scoutz one but i know for sure you are the cause for the smut #babes are you okay #my dms are open #i dont wanna unfollow you but oh my sweet baby jesus #i dont even believe in jesus pookie #my feed isnt even mine anymore #are you okay though?? ily/p please dont take this the wrong way

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butchniqabi · 2 years ago

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i feel like people are more likely to ask questions about islam to reverts/converts (at least when it comes to non-muslims asking strangers on the internet). like ive seen aliceavizandum also get a huge number of questions about the religion also. interesting phenomenon that i cant even begin to explain

imo people will see converts as like. idk being more ~tolerant~ or ☆patient☆ or more "approachable" or whatever which is sooooo funny to me because personally 1.) i am absolutely not LOL and 2.) most people dont even know i converted in the first place so like! what gives!

#asks #also idk who that user is so this isnt about them per say #but muslims and not muslims alike will treat WHITE converts so weird and put them on this pedestal and be soooo sweet to them...#and people who arent muslim will go to white converts bc like...Oh Youre White And I Wont Risk Angering The Woke Police #or what have you.#and while they so get disrespectful shit....yall should SEE even 1/4 of the shit i get in my inbox 😭😭😭#i dont publish like 99% of islam stuff i get bc even if its in good faith like damn maybe i dont wanna answer questions today helena!#i am not google! i am not quora! i am not doing an Ask Me Anything #anyways qewgevejjenenend #send money to your local muslim babe with an open askbox today <3 #send money to annemay its her birthday

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strawbrryysworld · 1 year ago

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#whatthehell #this is bullshit #this isnt you babe #the inflation got to your head #spotify #dont do this to me #i paid almost 3 euro for a fucking pastry yesterday like what the fuck #oppenheimer should have ended us all when he had the chance #8 euro for some girls to sing their girly pop songs #what the fuck

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fujikoi · 1 year ago

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if someone called me “bambina” i dont know how i would react.. maybe bimba but i know many people outside of tuscany found it infantilising and i actually met men that say bimba but not bimbo and were called out for it

#i saw a gifset of stati*n 19 #imagine your girlfriend calling you baby girl #not even #i would use the word child for bambina #isnt she italian italian?#did she ever heard the word bambina used in a romantic scenario?#well she’s called carina i would assume they wouldnt name her that if she was tho #her dad was american tho? maybe he chose that name #not checking any of this #they should have gone the benigni route and use principessa #or straight up amore as many do #it sound like let me translate babe in italian #and guess what #dubbers dont use bimba/bambina #one cw show i watched and cant remember the name #left it babe

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2024skin · 2 years ago

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August 14

PSA about dick-poisoning: it's real 😔 stay safe sisters

#my posts #i was so miserable in my last relationship i wish i realized then that love isnt supposed to feel that way #i had never been in love with a man before i thought it was just supposed to be different from how i felt with my girlfriends #and at the time i didnt realize that ''different'' in my head was code for miserable #i was so sickly depressed but i thought it had nothing to do with the guy fucking me and living in my house while also #telling everybody we knew that we werent dating and we weren't together. i thought because it started before i knew him #that he couldnt make it any better or any worse. and now i think #he really could've made it better but he didnt love me the way i thought he did and he didnt want to make that effort with me #and underneath it all he just didnt know what to say about it. he didnt have anything to say about it even when he was looking right at #i cant imagine my current bf acting that way he was the first person ever to be like 'what is that what do these say'#and he checks up on me so much i dont have to ask or anything he just misses me and worries about me #if my last boyfriend had cared about me that much i think he wouldve said Something. at least 'i wish you would stop'#i just felt so unwanted in my last relationship (i literally was) and the guy im with now makes me feel so different #like he wants me around all the time and not just when the rest of his life isnt working out as intended #all those tags and literally not once did i write out the words self harm or cutting or Anything contextual lmfao #'it' is the cutting babes sorry i cant articulate right

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arosnowflake · 2 years ago

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I'm not even on TikTok but sometimes a tiktok will breach containment and I'll see it and it features people doing blatantly illegal shit not even as an act of protest but as a haha funny video and I'm. Please. If you're going to post about shoplifting or fare evading or vandalism or whatever on social media please at least do it on an anonymous Tumblr blog with an anime icon that'd require actual effort to trace back to your real self. Don't attach your real fucking face to it good lord. The cops aren't an abstract idea they're a real threat.

#Also unless your act of protest requires you to show your face ALSO dont fucking show ur face there #Ur all making it far too easy for the cops #My posts #Also even if what ur doing isnt technically illegal maybe like. Think about whether it could get you into trouble #Idk to what extent death threats to the britch crown are illegal but i imagine that 'i was kidding your honor' wont hold up in court #I've seen a lot of tiktoks featuring very obvious joke death threats to the new british king and like #I hate the monarchy too but babe ppl can and have gotten arrested for this no matter how ridiculous ur threat #Pls. Pls stop attaching ur real face to things

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