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bright-cloud · 8 months ago

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✨The Absolute✨

My cleric Basil dominating the Absolute! (Not canon, my sweet lad could never)

The evilness was just a treat ✨

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dovewingkinnie · 6 months ago

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save me biggering (original demo) onceler save me save me biggering (original demo) onceler

#WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOUUUUU #CRIES #WHY DDI THEY MAKE YOU LIKE #m my mom made me do bad stuff!!!#i wanted to make my family proud teehee!!!!!#THATS NOT YOU!!!!#This isnt you babe!!!#STOOOOOOOOP

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starry-bi-sky · 30 days ago

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pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.

(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)

#svsss #disciple shen yuan #scum villain #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #SQQ: building his found family on QJP and Plotting #LBH: idk off sniffing rocks somewhere while on one of his protagonist adventures #i say im pouring one out for him but in reality im laughing at him. sorry my guy you are just NOT my priority. be a better peak lord #tell your disciples to stop with the institutionalized peak hierarchy and the internal political intrigue and MAYBE we'll talk #oh he cant hear me he's wearing airpods. welp. *stares at LQG and YQY* more SQQ time for you then!#its funny because i do love bingqiu i just decided to write a fic exploring a roleswap concept i saw where LBH wasnt a good peak lord #and the concept itself didnt explore what consequences might occur if LBH was as inactive a PL as LQG was before redeeming him #like if BZP can go lord of the flies while unsupervised what happens if you leave QJP the same way?? political court intrigue and sabotage #being the protagonist and going on many adventures is great and all.... if you aren't tied down with the responsibilities of a peak lord.#binghe. binghe. binghe. binghe. your head disciple has instated a hierarchy on your peak and routinely sabotages the cultivation of the #junior disciples by actively disrupting their learning by sending them off to do menial chores that should be distributed equally across #the peak. binghe. he's gonna get someone killed. binghe. BINGHE. you're inadvertently creating a generation of cultivators who harbor #resentment against you specifically bc you failed to care and protect them as their shizun. BINGHE. DO YOU HEAR ME? BINGHE #oop. i guess not. SQQ time to organize a covert resistance group. i mean a secret study group that also doubles as an organization dedicate #to ruining Li Tao's reputation and standing amongst the rest of the sect. by boys! have fun storming the castle!#tldr unsweetened lemonade is: 'i force SQQ into a position of no power where keeping his head down is not an option bc neither the system #+ nor his surrounding peakmates will let him fade into the BG. and there's no LBH around for him to wifebeam into the Fave Disciple spot'#its also a 'SY and SJ are the same person' fic bc i love the trope and having a disciple SY where he's also SJ is such a specific niche #that i'll just have to write it myself in order to see it. im having a blast with it. im gonna give him SO much found family.#liushen and yueshen(? qijiu?) are fighting for 1st while poor bingqiu is trying to claw its way out of 3rd with minimal success #good fucking luck babe you gotta fight SQQ's seven evil disciples first. THEN you gotta fight Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan.#and then you gotta fight me. romance isnt even in the cards for this fic they're fighting for the SUBTEXT.#roll for disadvantge binghe

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periprose · 7 months ago

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sydney is too young for carmy. its grooming tbh very weird of carm to look at syd that way when she's his mentee and looks up to him. disgusting that creeps like u ship it

We don't have a canon age for Sydney or Carmy so I'm going off their actors' ages.

A four year difference is too much for you?? Lol. This isn't grooming and realistically most relationships can have this dynamic. Anon I invite you to the real world where rarely you will find people who date are on the exact same level (please don't come at me with this "power imbalance" shit too lol)

Also if you think I'm a creep I don't really care. Being an adult means I can do what I want without caring about randoms on the internet think of me.

A lot of you also use purity culture/false virtuosity to bully people, too; don't think I don't notice how you're subtly trying to equate this to actual pedophilia. Genuinely, you do a disservice to actual issues when you pull this shit.

#this also isnt even my worst ship in terms of age gap #you do you #but just let me do me lol #the bear fx #ask #anon #the bear #sydcarmy #sydney x carmy #sydney adamu #carmy berzatto #ngl something very catholic about the way anons come in here harping about this #like why can you not just let people do what they want #the internet has made some of you so relentlessly nosy #its not enough to ship and let ship #now it's 'youre morally a bad person and you should feel bad!!'#what if i like the fact that sydney is his mentee?? oh noo what then??#fuck yall lol everything has to be so boring and sanitized and not real #like i think most of these askers are young and never experienced real life romance #so they think everything must be a perfect fairytale or its problematic #no babe the oddities are what keep it interesting #this is almost as bad as those people who say sydney x richie is a father daughter ship

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almostvermin · 2 months ago

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rewatching alien stage after round 7 heres my thoughts on a prsk version:

sua -> haruka mizu -> an till -> akito ivan -> toya luka -> mafyu hyuna -> shiho

#none of you get mafuyu like i do. she could be a cunty bastard trust.#ik an and mafuyu dont really know each other that well in prsk but if they were raised together like that i am CERTAIN it would go down #im not really thinking about the backstories and canon interactions tbh in terms of whats canon to prsk #like yeah an was not motivated by harukas death but i think if haruka DID die (remember she wouldnt know of radder or even ken) she would b #im very adament about haruan mizisua parralels #ivan/toya is the one im most iffy about actually despite it being a very popular opinion #i think its popular bc yall like blueorange. i also like blueorange but theres other stuff to it guys #TO BE FAIR ivan and pre main story toyas attitudes towards till and akito are uncanny #but ivan/till and toya/akitos situations in regards to vivid street vs the stage are entirely reversed #but ig when you think about it their experience in performing directly parrallels akitoyas types of previous music experience #but people choose it bc they like blueorange. it works very well but yall just like blueorange.#someone edit the boys when theyre bored gif as akitoya RIGHT NOW/silly/nf #i dont particularially have a reason for shiho. but it makes a lot of sense to me #we dont know loads about hyunas family iirc so shizuku could still exist and her dad #something something continuing to perform for the love of it after all the trauma is the most shiho thing ever #also im convinced that if shiho couldnt self isolate the way she did then she wouldve ended up as affectionate as hyuna is (particularially #w mizi)#this isnt just bc all in sounds like a leoneed com i promise BUT ''fill up the whole nebula'' ''the galexy shining bright''#ik the whole thing is scifi but chill out babes youre gonna have hatsune miku on your ass with a copyright claim #anyway. ''we only get one life im living mine for me'' is the most shiho thing ever #OMFG the idea of mafuyu/toya/shiho childhood friendship... (<- watching all in while typing)#i'll write up a seperate post about that #ramblings #pjsk posting #alien stage #alnst #prsk #project sekai #pjsk

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stevethehairington · 2 years ago

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eddie 100% buys those like logs of raw cookie dough and then walks around the house eating it like a burrito

#eddie munson #stranger things #is this inspired by the fact that i literally just did exactly that? maybe it is maybe it isnt #also steve sees him doing it and is like wHAT are you DOING you HEATHEN i was going to make cookies with that!#youre not even supposed to est raw cookie dough! and eddie shrugs and goes i survived demon bats i can survive raw cookie dough #besides stevie name ONE person whos died from it. oh wait you CANT #steve splutters but like eddies not wrong lol he cant so he falls back on his Other tactic and goes think about the kids!!#theyre gonna start doing that too! its not good for them! and eddie barks out a laugh and goes babe who do you think i got it from #and in bursts max mayfield with her own cookie dough log burrito in hand #and she just nods at steve before accosting eddie with a so are you taking me to the record store today like you promised or not?#and steve silently has a conniption in the corner #(a week later eddie gets home from work to find STEVE with a whole TUB of raw cookie dough in his lap #a full spoon frozen halfway to his mouth with a deer in the headlights look on his face.#eddie just grins and says shove over and gimme that spoon)

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zoinkssc00b · 9 months ago

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To my knowledge, trans alpha-to-omega!Sonic is an untapped market and that is a shame. I like to imagine supportive boyfriendfriend omega!North being there for him. I also like the dynamic of “Am I attracted to him or is this gender envy 😑” You fool, Sonic! It’s both.

#pit babe the series #sonicnorth #me when I hyperfixate on a series RAWR NOMNOM #let me just throw takes out #this is mildly based on something from the next chapter that I couldnt in fully as i wanted but a convo goes like this #north: *jokes about bitching sonic*#alan: …i need to make sure you both know that isnt physically possible #sonic: Obviously but what alpha doesnt want to be fucked into an omega #alan: no alpha has ever wanted that #sonic: nuh uh #alan: uh huh how often do you think about wanting to be an omega #sonic: not that often 🙄 only when i have ruts or someone brings up my scent or when north nests or when north has heats or when #and he just keeps going

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autumnfangirler · 5 months ago

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ever since i learned i was aro ive been writing romance in character relationships less and less, to the point where i. forgot how to do it. help

#“writing” in this case means imagining my blorbos #this is especially funny because 70% of what i used to think of with relationships was shipping #BUT ALSO LIKE #NO TAKE ME BACK #I STILL NEED YOU I SWEAR IM NOT CHEATING ON YOU BABE #when i try to think about specifically feeling romantic attraction that is In Character for a character i feel like im just using tropes-#vaguely tacked onto the character archetype and its just like 😭 noooo this isnt what you specifically would do (i think)#ramblings

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arospecsyourblockdudes · 8 months ago

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i need more books with romance plots to have the love interest be literally anything other than the most conventionally attractive person on the planet and im not even kidding. i will die badly if these needs are not met

#i KNOWWWW that doing that is like really easy shorthand to let readers know who the li is and to make readers like them #BUT !!!!!!!! if you're good enough at writing you can make a convincing romance with anyone. anyone at all #men do not need to be tall chiseled muscle gods. women dont have to be big boob'd goddesses #im begging on my hands and knees crying and throwing up #can we have a love interest whos like just some guy or maybe a lil ugly but the main character really likes them for other reasons #and so thru the process of being into them they find them attractive As They Are ???#huh? what happened to romantic chemistry?#love interest whos way too into lego sets and has funky teeth and has a shit haircut and w/e but the main character thinks theyre hot shit #can authors put in any amt of effort to endear us as readers to love interests that isnt making them a total babe or a total hunk #can i be endeared to an ugly weirdo please #whenever i write romances i always need the weirder less conventional one to be the love interest i cant write it otherwise #or else ill vomit my liver and kidneys out #anyway whatever #writeblr #bookblr

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july-19th-club · 7 months ago

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my pelvyyyyyyyyy (new way to say pelvis so that when im complaining abt my pain i sound silly and funnee instead of freaked out and scared)

#my appointment isnt until SEPTEMBER what me gonna DO #just sit here and hurt ig lakjslkdjflkjasdf #if you think you have endo. do me a favor and DONT look up stuff like hernias or pelvic organ prolapse. terror of the century #babe it straight up feels like i have a bocce ball where my organs should be

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flaireingsparks · 7 months ago

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Whoever is the reason for the gojo x reader and yandere kubz scouts x reader in my feed I am hunting you and dragging you to therapy with me

#because what the hell #i guess i can understand gojo but.. dude.#dude i don't wanna read about a character i dont even know doing some freaky shit #its like all smut with gojo #and.. yeah i have no words for the kubz scouts thing #I uh.. I think you need some therapy babes #I'll sit with you but oh my sweet jesus #the unholiness in which you reblog #this is targeted btw and the person is a mutual #and from my interactions they are actually really sweet #ive had like one or two i think #but.. yeah #holyponyeatingmacaroni if you see this #dm me babes do you need to talk #ily/p but oh?? oh my god??#I actually dont remember if youre the one behind the kuz scoutz one but i know for sure you are the cause for the smut #babes are you okay #my dms are open #i dont wanna unfollow you but oh my sweet baby jesus #i dont even believe in jesus pookie #my feed isnt even mine anymore #are you okay though?? ily/p please dont take this the wrong way

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strawbrryysworld · 1 year ago

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#whatthehell #this is bullshit #this isnt you babe #the inflation got to your head #spotify #dont do this to me #i paid almost 3 euro for a fucking pastry yesterday like what the fuck #oppenheimer should have ended us all when he had the chance #8 euro for some girls to sing their girly pop songs #what the fuck

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ourladyoftheflytrap · 2 years ago

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August 14

PSA about dick-poisoning: it's real 😔 stay safe sisters

#my posts #i was so miserable in my last relationship i wish i realized then that love isnt supposed to feel that way #i had never been in love with a man before i thought it was just supposed to be different from how i felt with my girlfriends #and at the time i didnt realize that ''different'' in my head was code for miserable #i was so sickly depressed but i thought it had nothing to do with the guy fucking me and living in my house while also #telling everybody we knew that we werent dating and we weren't together. i thought because it started before i knew him #that he couldnt make it any better or any worse. and now i think #he really could've made it better but he didnt love me the way i thought he did and he didnt want to make that effort with me #and underneath it all he just didnt know what to say about it. he didnt have anything to say about it even when he was looking right at #i cant imagine my current bf acting that way he was the first person ever to be like 'what is that what do these say'#and he checks up on me so much i dont have to ask or anything he just misses me and worries about me #if my last boyfriend had cared about me that much i think he wouldve said Something. at least 'i wish you would stop'#i just felt so unwanted in my last relationship (i literally was) and the guy im with now makes me feel so different #like he wants me around all the time and not just when the rest of his life isnt working out as intended #all those tags and literally not once did i write out the words self harm or cutting or Anything contextual lmfao #'it' is the cutting babes sorry i cant articulate right

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rainbowgod666 · 2 months ago

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Idk, how do conservatives think banning gender affirming care saves kids when all it does is send them to commit cableless bungee

Fascinates me that I just saw a post with hundreds of notes featuring someone on tiktok hysterically explaining how everyone needs to archive their fanfiction because when trump bans porn the first thing they'll come for is ao3... well I just don't think that the "deport all immigrants and impose tariffs" party cares, like, at all, about your destiel fics lads I really don't

#its the same lind of tone-deafness #one is a pile of hating the other one is afraid of anything that isnt absolute praise #sooooooo #I saw a post on here with like lists of things to do and NOT ONLY did they put back up ao3 on there #but they put it FIRST #infront of actual things people ACTUALLY should be worrying about #kind of just sat there blinking at it for a little while because are they for real?#babes we have lost the plot #<- SEE EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN #oh and btw i onow thisnpost is going to get submerged so like #can you AT LEAST not cut off my blog?#i dont wanna be alone in the pool.#its cold.

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domesticated-whores · 5 months ago

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lord give me the strength to put up with a cishet man that's seemingly not been in a serious relationship for at least 5 years--

#i really do love him #and literally all of this is silly little bullshit that i dont actually care about #(because money and circumstance and societal allowance of things of both genders)#((both as in societies perception that doesnt hole room for nuance and nonbinary/nonconforming genders))#but im so use to my queer left-leaning circles that it is SHOCKING to be intimately getting to know a more traditional cishet man #he said he doesnt know how to grocery shop bc hes a man so when he was at the store he just got drinks basically #dude goes to the store once maybe every few months????#and just “doesnt know” how to grocery shop????????#BABE tell me what you like to eat and ill do it AND cook for you #BABE you dont know how to grocery shop not bc your a man but bc you get all of your food from work or the gas station #its a SKILL that you havent built!!!#which is fine and understandable #he doesnt drive and we dont have stores nearby and financially food is a bitch #so there isnt that experience to build that skill up #but baby it is NOT your cock that prevents you from learning that skill i PROMISE lol #and that other thing today that i already talked about #still in shock over that one #and just his room in general!!!#i live in a mess so i cant talk #and his conditions arent gross or nasty #its like empty bottles and cans and clutter #things that wouldnt take long to fix but it just accumulates #and we cuddle on his bed that also holds all of his clothes and vapes and shit like that #and i have depression like fucking hell so i get it but to get like that simply because you dont see a problem with it??#and get new pillows and a new mattress!!!!#i know its an “if it aint broke” kinda thing and its a cost that isnt comfortable to afford working fast food #but!! invest!! in!! it!!!#whores lovesick musings

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cannibalisticskittles · 10 months ago

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has anyone else stumbled into knowledge of 'to gaze upon wicked gods' because i feel like i'm losing my mind

it's billed as a dark romance enemies-to-lovers that's basically "zutara on steroids" except. the male love interest is a colonizer who is EXPLICITLY CONDUCTING 'UNIT 732' EXPERIMENTS ON THE PEOPLE THEY'RE COLONIZING, HELLO????? HELLO????????

#it was one of the books that cait corraine or whatever her name is review bombed #but uhhhh #having read recent reviews and the synopses?#these criticisms are incredibly valid #babe what the fuck were you doing. what the fuck.#people not liking this premise isnt them being racist bc the author is chinese. its because she wrote the love interest as a FUCKING NAZI??

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