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My period after arriving early and at the worst possible moment and time

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And on the first day of Christmas I want sent to me

A fucking humidifier under the tree

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YOU DIDNT HAVE TO REBLOG IT??

I'm gonna write about it here because I have honestly no shame on this account

Does anyone else cry when they pee? Because I do and it's not because I'm in pain or anything because I'm not, I've been crying since I was a little kid every time I take a piss and it's like- uncontrollable too

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You know it's bad whenever I open my Flo app and it tells me "your body, your data"

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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I'm gonna write about it here because I have honestly no shame on this account

Does anyone else cry when they pee? Because I do and it's not because I'm in pain or anything because I'm not, I've been crying since I was a little kid every time I take a piss and it's like- uncontrollable too

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How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

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Homelander's live reaction to my question be like

Completely random question

But since Ryan exists, do you think there's a possibility you have more kids out there in the world that you don't know about?

I sure as hell fucking hope not.

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This post is so wholesome and threatening...

Shakes you lovingly

REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.

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This is important y'all

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

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Im allergic to coconut

@g0dwat3r

(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@multifandomcutie13 )

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He didn't bite hard enough the first time 😞

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Deadpool x F!Reader SMUT!!!

PART 2 TO THE WOLVERINE SMUT!

Enemies to lovers straight up porn fighting.

After you had sex with Wolverine, you're cuddling. And next thing you know, the door to his bedroom bursts open. And there's Wade. Seeing you and Wolverine after you fucked. Wolverine cheated, and Wade just caught you after the act.

You hop out of bed butt ass naked, looking at Wade. He comes closer.* "Square up, hoe. That's my man," he slaps you in the face. You guys start fighting until you're on the floor with him. Somehow, Wade's pants rip, and his dick pops out. "Are you hard?" You ask him.

"Yeah, what about it? Come suck it," he replies, putting his dick in your mouth. And so that's what you do. Wolverine is still watching from the bed, doing nothing. You suck Wade's dick, giving him the triple gauc gauc 69,000 like a pro. He grunts, pushing your head down on his cock. "Nutting in this bitch," he moans, cumming in your mouth moments later.

You swallow all the swimmers, sitting up. "Okay, now put it in my butt. Don't be a pussy," you say, bending over. And Wade's not one to back down from a level 10 gyatt. His hands go to your hips, and he looks down, spitting on his cock and jerking it a few times before pushing it in your ass. "You're low-key bad at that, Wade."

He slaps your ass, thrusting harder. You moan, arching your back. That's what he likes. Wolverine could never arch like you. Not even close. Wade squeezes your hips tighter, cumming in your asshole. "Freak," he grunts, getting up and pulling you with him. He bitch slaps you and then gets in the bed next to Wolverine. "Your turn now..."

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Everyone celebrate that @punishedbystander is no longer a blog

Love this! Her pieces are dope af. 

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Congrats to @toastoat and @ironicbaking being the only survivors

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

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logan's two little hair tufts make him look like a meow meow :)