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my manager broke her car’s driver door handle completely off which is an entire story in itself but i have taken the liberty of carrying it around with me everywhere (grocery store, mall, family’s house thus far) and let me say in the past twelve hours or so it has become my main character trait
#atticus rambles#its very difficult to have serious conversations as a mature adult which i am#while holding this fucking#car door handle#my fav jokes so far are ‘hold on im on the phone’#‘its the new iphone20 sponsored by hyundai’#and other than using it as a phone…#‘welcome to wheel of fortune!’#and i have a GREAT video of me holding it while my sister complains#while we were in the grocery store mind you#saying ‘yeah she was singing into a hairbrush meanwhile there they are’#‘with the damn car handle’#if i had an actual platform let me tell you this shit would do NUMBERS on the internet#this is me coming to the internet (maybe to do numbers)#i like to think im a comedian
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POV: You have 7 missed calls, 4 voicemails, and 17 unread text messages (from one pissed off girlfriend in a span of 13 minutes). 🙃
#oc: garrett “scar” hill#I mean in his defense...he is handling business#he just got back to the car#he's hungry and pissed from having to cuss someone out earlier#like girl...he needs a minute#DAMN!
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Got called ableist for calling an abled “abled”, you know— what they actually are
Ableds are so weak and feel threatened all the time by disabled people even though they devalue and dehumanize us and I am 100% convinced that they wouldn’t last a second with actual genuine ableism and the physical or verbal assault that follows it. all they care about is how their poor abled feelings get broken so easily that they literally might as well be my knees at that point bc they just whine and bitch about anything that has to do with disabled people and especially cripples and they’re never happy with a disabled person living their lives
If you’re not physically disabled, you are abled. Period.
#personal#Im heated#whiny little bitch#how many of y’all can fit in that god damn clown car#you’re literally so weak and I guarantee you couldn’t handle it#I hate ableds#cripple punk#ableism#every little thing we do is criticized by them#disabled#chronic pain#chronic illness
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as of ten minutes ago we are officially Jobless™️. my sign to retire early and devote the remainder of my existence to writing toxic old man yaoi
#pennforyourthoughts#personal#someone rb this with silly tags i feel it deserves some levity#warning: novel-length tags lmfao#THEY TOLD ME TODAY MY LAST DAY IS FRIDAY? that's only two whole workdays for me HELLO??#knew it was coming bc they let my friend go two weeks ago and he had more seniority than me but jfc#at least let me ride out the contract till november. WHY. i JUST went back to uni i need money goddamn it#full disclosure tho i haven't been able to stop laughing bc so much of the surrounding circumstances are insanely funny to me#1) i was LITERALLY at a job fair yesterday and I almost considered not going bc I was so damn tired#surprisingly made some really great connections so ty universe now i have people to poke in the coming months#2) i switched from part time to ft course load at the last second and have been regretting it ever since but if im to be unemployed then#MAYBE now I can actually handle the uni workload :D#3) when my boss called me she asked how ive been and i told her i was sooo sick last week and got into a car accident#that same day omw back from uni (universal karma for skipping class for my health ig)#THE WAY SHE PAUSED ON CALL IS SO FUNNY IN RETROSPECT. was prolly thinking fuck. now i have to add to this#she literally went “omg im so sorry...anyways i have bad news”#im not even lying when i say i was GIGGLING through that whole call she was so concerned#love her bc she genuinely tried to fight for me and is the reason i wasn't let go two weeks ago but man. the timing is impeccable#also don't think i get any unemployment benefits bc i was temp contract and my situation as a whole is a bit complicated so YAY :DDD#the way i ran to my bestie to spill the tea & we're over here like 🤝 fired buddies 🤝 time to speed run job interviews while juggling uni
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Ooooookay so not sure im gonna keep going to walmart to get my groceries unless absolutely necessary cuz the one closest to my house is awful
Its fucking massive. The app tells you the wrong aisles for everything. And there were way too many fucking people. Not a fan.
#also experienced some culture shock going into a gas station and the cashiers being behind bullet proof glass#theres also like. armed guards at the smaller grocery stores#walmart did not have guards#by the time i got to the gas station from walmart my brain was so fried i couldnt register that there was a keypad on the pump#i normally pay inside anyway but i didnt really feel like talking to anyone after walmart#but then i put my card in and it was like “enter your pin or hit enter to continue”#and for the life of me i could not find the damn keypad#so i went inside anyway#and then once i started putting gas in my car THEN i saw the keypad#which i probably looked directly at before but ugh#I FORGOT TO GET GRANOLA BARS AGAIN#AHHHHH#im so tired#im so glad my job requires very little mental energy#cuz i dont know that i have the bandwidth for anything else this week#and its only monday#but i can handle work#work is easy#i mean the project im working on rn is annoying but its not HARD#the boxes are just messy as fuck and it takes awhile to sort through#like fucking hell why you gotta just shove the papers in and get them all bent out of shape#this is a mess#also me and my mom apparently both wanted toaster waffles today cuz we both bought them on our respective shopping trips#so we're stocked up for awhile lol#same kind same size box and everything lol
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#Spotify#music for when you’re driving to ace hardware to buy mousetraps so you can kick out that mouse like Nick Cave says#and when you get there you give him your best friend’s phone number bc you unfortunately have it memorized and he goes to ace hardware all#the time for work#and the guy on the register squints at you and confirms the very male name on the screen#and you resist the urge to squeak out an excuse and just confirm#and then you stop by aldi on the way back and buy two tubs of Greek yogurt and two bottles of synergy kombucha#bc even though you brew your own and actually have way more than you could possibly handle rn bc it’s so hot in your house#you are a sucker for limited edition flavors and it will cause you to spend $8 on kombucha#so you buy pomelo lemonade and cherry coconut lemongrass#which is the summer flavor named unity or something#and you usually get one every year#but you still feel ridiculous walking out of aldi with two tubs of yogurt and two bottles of kombucha and nothing else even though no one#you know sees you even though west ********* is crawling with acquaintances#and then you get back in your car and you’re proud of the rare burst of executive function which allowed you to finally put the new battery#in your car keys even though you stole the battery from target like two months ago you just couldn’t figure out how to open the damn thing#and the convenience is novel and you think wow maybe I should injure my ribcage more often if it’s forcing me to take care of all these#tiny tasks like buying mousetraps and replacing your key battery and cooking figs in honey et cetera#and you drive down the hill and see low clouds snagging in the blue ridge mountains and feel alright for a moment#and go to the scratch and dent where you buy butter and a couple 33¢ seltzers and a diet ginger ale as a lil treat#and when you get back home you drop it on the gravel road and the ginger ale begins to leak out so you put your mouth to it even though the#thought of what nonsense is on the outside of the can from the manufacturing and shipping process lingers#and by the time you get to the kitchen and pour it over ice in a mason jar it’s fairly flat from the burst of bubbles when you poured it#awkwardly with one hand#and you drink what remains on the porch where it’s a post-rain subdued sky sort of dusk#and you think about how much it’s gonna hurt to leave and how you have no other option because of how entwined you’ve become with someone#who is the entire city and the entire vast forest and possibly the entire ecological region#and then you’re still hungry so you eat some meal prepped overnight oats that were for tomorrow morning. the end#journal
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No thoughts head empty only Vox summoning Alastor while he was still alive and them just being cute together,,,
#Vox gets a motorcycle and convinces Alastor to ride on it with him even though Al is fucking terrified of the damn things#(he can barely handle a car ! this is even worse!) (Vox deffo enjoys how he all but clings onto him) (Plus it’s kinda the only time they can#go out in public since it gives Al a reason to cover his monstrous face . the grey skin can just be written off as a condition of sorts)#Also Alastor doesn’t admit it but he definitely spoils the man . If Vox tries to call him out on it he’ll either say he’s merely fulfilling#the terms of the deal or ask if Vox would prefer he didn’t do it . Either way he gets away with it . (Though Vox does at times abuse this#for his personal gain)#. Yeah this is just incredibly self indulgent but LOOOOOK they’re so important to me okay .#They’re so cute okay .
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Left my sibling at 5 and drove for 11.5 hours home. Which is an odd experience because. I’m exhausted. My head hurts and my eyes are tired. But I like it so much. I wish I didn’t come home. I wish I’d detoured and seen the coast. Or crater lake. Three 11.6 hour days in a row. With greasy diner meals. Listening to my shows and music. Thinking my thoughts. Telling myself stories.
#unfortunately that requires money#sometimes I wish I had a passenger princess but I think it would require a special someone who is okay sitting for 6 hours at a time.#only gases the car up once. she’s from 2002#that’s pretty damn good mpg 💪#I’m sad to be home#I think my family is very happy I’m back. but it’s stifling.#and I have to deal with things now#have to deal with my cat#have to deal with two friends who I don’t think I want more than anything but friends.#It feels evil but I nearly asked my family#to take my cat in for me while I was gone. I don’t know how I’ll handle this.
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I think I would enjoy summer more if I lived somewhere where... going outside in the summer didn’t feel like waking straight into a goddamn furnace.
#nikuniku spam#my job requires going outside a fair amount and like#it's so fuckin' hot#one of my coworkers has used the oven mitt we have in our room to handle the cart and when he touches customer's trunks#i also#do not wear shorts/capris even though we are allowed because#people don't turn off their cars when they pick up and damn exhaust pipe heat is pretty killer lmao
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WOW my day gets worse when i thought it was better !!
#— rambles with cadie#that vinyl i got was warped so fucking bad dude#and i took it backto the store and was like ‘its warped can i like exchange it or get a refund or something’ and the woman#was sooo fucking rude to me the entire time. she told me there was nothing i could do about it. i couldn’t exchange nor could i get my money#back so i was like damn. okay then. and so after i take the vinyl off the counter and put my receipt back in my pocket#she follows me to the front door and yells at me ‘im going to report you for assaulting me.’ and i just. i blinked at her a few times like i#couldnt believe she had just said that. i didnt even make contact with her and i was very nice and mainly confused the entire time#and she just kept yelling at me as i left so i flipped her off and went back to my car and now im like.. what#the fuck do i do with a vinyl thats warped and skips so much throughout songs that i cant even sing along lmfao#yeah im gonna go cry i cant handle being yelled at by some bitch
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im going to need more time to formulate a bigger post on my thoughts on nier:a but purely from the stance of story and the mechanics that interact with story that was a solid 5-6/10 game for me but in the same way Gestalt is often considered a 5/10 game by its fans where itll haunt you forever and ever and ever and you will be up at night in your 60s thinking about it
#like i know upon seeing the low score ppl might assume i find nier:a bad#i dont. that was one of the Most stories ive ever witnessed#but to me not every Game That Is GOD DAMN is also a 10/10 game. and not every 10/10 game is GOD DAMN#like for instance: forever kingdom. one of the ugliest worst games to handle and control and listen to#but it is also like one of the best games ever to me. like#number 2 in my top 5. but thay is a 3/10 game that people dont know for a reason#on the other hand we have games like absolute 10/10 most influence games of all time that i dont care for#like gta5. the last of us. i can recognize why theyre given 10/10 but fuck if i care for them#i only played gta5 for the car stuff and was not moved by the plot at all
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first go with the new steel frying pan, and my god! the drama! the danger! the crispiest damn hard fried eggs! and they didn't even stick as much as they did whenever i tried to use a less oil with my nonstick pans!
EXHILARATING!
#i've been possessed by the same spirit#as a car dude who gets to try out a fun responsive sports car type of deal#the handling on this pan! the power!#it's so damn heavy my friend nearly dropped it when i handed it over to them hahaha#also i already burned my fingers because i keep grabbing the handle too low#need to crochet a lil guard for it#im love my pan
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drawing stuff for valentimes and u all better enjoy it once i finish bc its the sappiest stuff ill ever draw ever
#then i will go back to not doing that kjahsjah#both bc like ive said before i have a way better grasp on yellow and ducks dynamic than red and ducks#<- they make no damn sense. compel me tho#and also bc makeing cutesy stuff with these guys feels a lot like the cutesy fanart of the NOPE movie that came out after it dropped#if that makes sense#idk. esp with fandom stuff theres a lot of room i feel to get like. caught up in other peoples interpretations of characters#and not often enough think about the actual source material#which is sad to me when its something like this that i love and think about SO much#so u all get ONE (1) for my fav bday month holiday and then thats it#then ill keep posting my fcking 6 page long comics that are just duck and yellow talking at 3 am jdkfhskjdsh#<- i have TWO OF THESE. ITS NUTS.#anyways i hope the dialouge in the stuff im making now sounds vaguely like anything red would say EVER bc i think hes the one#i struggle the most with#how would duck handle being gushy? i already know in my HEART can write that in my sleep#idk wtf is going on with red still not over him driving a car into a wall#hes so like. everyone thinks hes way more serious than the other two and he absolutely is not are you kidding.#hes JUST as looney tunes as the other two#its like. sometimes. after building and building. he'll decide to be serious.#one ep we need to get the fuck out of here we need to get the fuck out#NEXT EP AND IM ACTUALLY GLAD WHOEVER GAVE US THIS BORING NON ELECTRIC URN DIED!!#i cannot sort that boy out in my head he makes no sense to me#ANYWAYS I COULD TALK ALL DAY ABT THEM. GUESS THATS WHAT THIS BLOG IS FOR LOL BUT BYE
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dustfinger is so funny imagine being so painfully awkward that you just let your family think you're a cheater who abandoned them if it means you don't have to have a Conversation
#im glad he handles it off camera listening to him try to talk about his feelings makes me die hes so bad at it#HOWEVER. maybe i would be so interested in hearing how the conversation about resa went#also speaking of resa its crazy that the punishment for female citizens (i assume since nothing applies to the strolling players??)#is fucking slavery#i was not paying attention to my medieval history classes--i do not know how realistic that is#but (and ive bitched about this before i think) every law in these damn countries is designed to make the citizens die by age 30#like if the problem is that the population is too great a burden on the economy (and the INSANE poverty implies this (the ADDER cant afford#windows. who is buying the windows if not THE MAN FUCKJNG STEALING ALL THE MONEY))#then why are people marrying so young??? establish a minimum marrying age so people stop having 18 kids by the time your laws kill them#anyway reading about balbulus's work always makes me want to drop everything and go to the clev museum of art#and gape at their illumination collection for hours#but im supposed to be hiking today plus i need to get my car worked on before i make that drive#also L M F A O at the prince trying to get dustfinger to come to the secret camp for ~secret reasons~ and df is like#mmmmmm no ty that sounds boring#you stupid mf hes not just showing you around hes trying to get you to join his terrorist (good) org omfg#says kenna
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gd my brother was supposed to have his own car like. a month and a half ago. but the dealership keeps delaying things so I still have to share the car, but our schedules don’t align well At All and I’ve got more work than usual this weekend and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#this job is great and I'd almost certainly be able to handle this without problem if I just had my own damn car 🙃#carvana my beloathéd#job stuff
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A guy in my town wound up on the news because he drove his tesla in the rain (not even heavy rain, just wet enough for there to be puddles) and the battery compartment flooded and they told it would be a £12,000 repair bill.
When he asked why regular rain would damage the car so thoroughly they basically implied that teslas weren't fit for sale in Scotland because it rains here......
It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????
#there's suddenly been a load of teslas appear in my town#and every time I see those stupid flat flush handles#I remember those anecdotes about how all the people that work in smart tech do not ever own smart tech#and have the least tech filled cars and homes they can manage#why the fuck would you rely on a connection between your phone and your car to even let you get in and turn the damn thing on#in fact I don't even understand how they're road legal when they have so many failure during an accident opportunities
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