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vilepie · 4 months ago

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my manager broke her car’s driver door handle completely off which is an entire story in itself but i have taken the liberty of carrying it around with me everywhere (grocery store, mall, family’s house thus far) and let me say in the past twelve hours or so it has become my main character trait

#atticus rambles #its very difficult to have serious conversations as a mature adult which i am #while holding this fucking #car door handle #my fav jokes so far are ‘hold on im on the phone’#‘its the new iphone20 sponsored by hyundai’#and other than using it as a phone…#‘welcome to wheel of fortune!’#and i have a GREAT video of me holding it while my sister complains #while we were in the grocery store mind you #saying ‘yeah she was singing into a hairbrush meanwhile there they are’#‘with the damn car handle’#if i had an actual platform let me tell you this shit would do NUMBERS on the internet #this is me coming to the internet (maybe to do numbers)#i like to think im a comedian

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